Me: hai!

Everybody: hiiii.....

Me: I dare one of you guys to catch zygarde 100%!

Everybody: *points at red*

Red: What the hell guys?

Me: Here's 12 ultra balls and good luck!

Red: Alright, here I go!

12 hours later

Red: Hai I'm back...

Me: Hi Red how- oh my flipping Arceus what happened to you??!!!

Red: Not much, just a broken arm and 12 bruises that's all.

Me: Did u catch zygarde?

Red: Yah, Cone on out Garde! *throws up ultra ball*

Pom!

Zygarde(100%): Raaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!

Me: Good, noww *takes out dark staff *

Zzzzzaaappp

Yellow: What did you do?

Me: Iiiiiii.........Released him!

Everybody: (reaction: what would happen if u herd the moon was falling on to earth)

Me: Bye! Changes into shadow eagle form and flies away*

Everybody: ............

Ruby: I'll get Groudon.

Raquaza: You sure you can help red? I think that's a bad idea!

Groudon: Shut the hell up you gecko price of shit!