Me: Hi everybody! I know the update day is tomorrow and I will be doing that but today is September 20! It's somebody's birthday!

Red: hmmm...

Gold: what are you doing, Red? Don't tell me you forgot!

Blue: *rolls eyes* of course he did.

Red: *looks at his boyfriend* was it yours?

Blue: *sigh* no Red.

Red: *reels off names* its not Green's. Its not Yellow's. Its not Gold's. Its not Silv - wait when is your birthday?

Silver: don't get jealous.

Gold: why-

Silver: Its December 24th.

Gold: lucky!

Silver: uh huh. *blushes* and I'm lucky to have you Gold.

Crystal: awwwwwwwww...

Me: yes!

Dark: Good for you two *casually walks over and pushes their heads together* Yes!

Green: I'm filming.

Cutie: I'm helping mummy film.

Dark: *looks at space where Lauren would be* We're missing someone, Rebecca.

Me: I know. Lauren's on a trip for a couple of days.

Red: *still reeling off names* its not Crystal's. Its not Ruby's. Its not-

Blue: stop! Don't finish!

Red: why? Ohhhhh.... Wait was it yours?

Blue: *sweatdrops*

Red: No wait-

Blue: Its Sapphire's, Red.

Red: Oh! Good thing I brought everyone's presents for the year at the end of August. By year I mean 2017-2018.

Green: thank Arceus.

Me: my present to you Sapphire is... To be in charge and have Author powers tomorrow!

Sapphire: sweet!

Gold: damn. Wish it was my birthday.

Me: You'll get your turn on July 21st.

Gold: oh sh-

Me: *glares* no foul mouthing, Gold.

Gold: -oot.

Me: better.

Dark: *hands Sapphire a knife* this is my present for you!

Sapphire: Oh My Mew thank you! This means I can stab Gold now!

Gold: cool... Wait what!

Sapphire: *chases after Gold but gets tied to a chair by Silver.*

Silver: No. I'll untie you only if you don't kill him.

Sapphire: *gulp* okay.

Gold: *hugs Silver* This is one of the many reasons why I love you so much Silvy.

Silver: np. *kisses the top of Gold's head*

*Time skip cause I can't be bothered to write about all the other gifts.*

Me: Okay goodbye! Remember to dare when the next chapter comes out!

Sapphire: And I'm in charge!

PokeSpe gang: Dang it!

Dark: So keep reading!

Cutie: And keep voting!

Everybody: Bye!