Red: I am le PokeManz MASTAH!!! *runs around with a sword and shield*

Blue: No I am!!!! *stabs Red with a javelin*

Red: NOOO!!! I'm bleeding! *fake dies*

Green: *twerking over Red's "dead" body*

Yellow: What the...?

Green: B) Hey bby.

Yellow: STRANGER DANGER!!! *pepper sprays Green*

Green: AHHH my beautiful eyes. 0_O

Red: *opens eyes and nose bleeds*

Pearl: What am I doing here?

Yellow: Go away thing! *drop kicks Pearl*

Diamond: And this children...is why you don't do drugs...

Red: Drugs?!?! Where?!?!

Diamond: *facepalm* You're an idiot.

Red: *trying to flex in mirror*

Admin: I'm done with you people! *leaves*