Captain PHINEAS:
Let me tell you a frightfully fateful tale
About a nightmare from the deep
No it's no water Pokemon
But it likes to play for keeps

It'll steal your breath and maybe your heart
If you do not hear this ditty
Then down on your luck, you're forever stuck
Inside that monstrosity

Captain PHINEAS and The Space Pirates:

Oh HOLORION
The black hole Pokemon
He takes what he can from anyone
You battle him and before you're done

He'll suck you in once you begin
To know what's going on
That heinous genius, HOLORION
The Black Hole Pokemon

Louise:
My son is a brave man
For trying to outwit all
The dangerous schemes and bad dreams
This dreadful Pokemon has caused

George:
We never seen a Pokemon
So crafty and clever like him
You better watch your back
When preparing to attack
Or you'll get sucked within

Captain PHINEAS and the Space Pirates:
He's HOLORION the black hole Pokemon
He takes what he can from anyone
You battle him and before you're done

He'll suck you in once you begin
To know what's going on
That heinous genius, HOLORION
The Black Hole Pokemon

Captain PHINEAS:
There once was a brave soul
A space pirate just like me
Yet he couldn't capture this menace either
Saying as he fell to his knees
"A Pokemon that can't be caught
In any shape or form.
No Pokeball could make this Pokemon fall"
Before he too was swallowed whole

Female Space Pirate:
We've been trying to capture Holorion ourselves
And failing each and every day
No matter what the odds were
There just seemed to be no way
Although it's still a mystery how we managed to escape
I warn you must be careful
Or he'll try to seal your fate

Captain PHINEAS:
Yeah

Captain PHINEAS and the Space Pirates:

For he's HOLORION the black hole Pokemon
He takes what he can from anyone
You battle him and before you're done

He'll suck you in once you begin
To know what's going on
That heinous genius, HOLORION
The Black Hole Pokemon

Captain Phineas:
So I hope you heed this ballad well of
The black hole Pokemon
That Dastardly foe can't seem to go
Unless you fight him head on
Be thankful at least I escaped his wrath
And I hope you steer clear
For who knows when this black hole behemoth
Would show up around here.

All:
For he's HOLORION the black hole Pokemon
He takes what he can from anyone
You battle him and before you're done

He'll suck you in once you begin
To know what's going on
That heinous genius, HOLORION
The Black Hole Pokemon

That troubled soul
Yet crafty tool
HOLORION the black hole Pokemon

AYE!