Mew:EHEM NOW DAFUQ HAPPEN HERE?

everybody:ummmm

Mew:NOW WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUUU

*stay for a min*

got ya cookies

*back*

Drew:well.... that*puff*was one*puff*on a heck

paper:*was about to paperstab mew*

Mew:okay so we have a new peop-*dodges*peop*dodges*p*dodges**TRIGGERED*

paper:*goes to paul*

*be right back(again)

Mew:DIOBEYED BITCHES

Mew:anyway today we have a people joinin us which is a legendary sinnoh pokemon i think?????

pls welcome our MEW co-ho-

everybody except mew;XDDDDDDD

Mew:i regret the time i added you guys

anyways pls welcome our co-host Latiasfanfictions

Latias:hi!

everybody:oh great an addition to destruction*rolls eyes*

Mew: anyway stfu i will be back laterssssss so why not add dares before i get back?

Mew:back with latias dare

everybody except Mew and Latias:WAIT SHE HAS DARES?

Mew:WAIT ARE YOU BLIND?
just kidding let the new people read da dares

Latias:thank you :D
There actually mine 😅

Everybody except Mew and Latias:screw life

Mew*grabs the screws and the screwdriver*ready

Latias:alright everybody calm down the dare today is

I dared all the boys except ash to wear dresses and make-ups and for the girls  except mew bonnie and me is to dress up like boys and cut your hair?(is it fur i know mew have no hair)

Mew:in other words i regreted the time i slapped everybody in the face 😭

Latias: 乁(ツ)ㄏ

Mew:alright Go go go

Boys:can we j-

Mew:Nu

Boys: D:

~few seconds later~

Mew:laddies and Gentle-men i present u pokemon contestant that are gayssss

Iris:1.WE are not gay 2.you seperated the word gentlemen

Mew:3.shut the fuck up irsh

Iris:now you've messed my name

Ash(wearing serena's fennikin costume):damm its hot here

Gary(wearing a bikini):i hate life

Drew(wearing Mays costume at the aura guardian movie):this actually suits me nicely

Cilan(wearing iris's normal suit):huh these thing is large

Paul(wearing dawn's normal suit):*sitting in a corner*i hate life

Serena(wearing ash normal suit for kalos):they are warm though

Gary:*was about to make a lenny face**ded*

Mew:NO WE MIGHT GET COPYRIGHTED
Oh yeah i need to sleep  so i guess ill continue this tommorow? Ill just let you see the preview

Mew:Leeroy im back today  we will continue da dares :D

I guess? 

Latias:anyways the dare came again from me ist

I dared ash to wacth sun and moon ep 15

Serena:god i heard they have bad graphics

Dawn:yes yes they do

Ash:what is sun and moon

Paul:OH GOD HES RETARTED

Mew:we dont use the word 'retarded' now paul

Paul:hmph

Mew:with a flick of my paw i will transfer us to a dimension

Clemont:and which is?

Mew:to your face

Everybody except paul,clemont,mew,ash:ohhhhhhhhhh

Mew:*transfers everyone to the cinema*

Everybody except latias,ash:😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😱
God what have you done

Latias:i liked it 😙

Ash:dunt be mean to mr.butt.i loved him ever since

Serena:WAT WAS THE TWEARKING FOR?

Ash:it was a power boost ....

Mew: ._.

Everybody except mew:oh great

*beep*

Mew:god tell me it aint real

Latias:lets just move on to the last dare

char_fnaftale dared everyone even mew to drink alcohol despite their age.(god)

Mew:lucky latias did not got involve

Latias:it said everyone u blind?

Mew:srry and alrigt for fox sake

Everybody except mew,latias:😮

Mew:the person who drank many wins an onigiri(rice ball)

Everybody except mew,latias:.....*drinks quickly*

Mew and latias:welp let us join

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~few hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Everybody except mew and latias:*asleep cause they are drunk*

Latias:hey..........i love u*fells asleep*

Mew:*looks around*finally*removes the paper on the beer*it was a water the whole time and*looks at readers*so its betting time

If i get drunk in the next chapter u get shoutout if not u no shoutout k? Bye

Mew:*snores in a cute way*