Me: Hi guys. I don't really have a good excuse for not updating this for so long. I'm really sorry. I was actually going to make this the last part but looking back on old chapters... well, let's just say I had a change of heart.

Lauren: You just saw your own jokes and thought that you were quite funny and a good writer. Ego, much?

Me: Ego shipping?

Lauren: No. You're becoming like Karma.

Me: Heheheh *holds up Mustard and Wasabi*

Lauren: For crying out loud!

... (silence)

Ryan: Something's different.

Wisty: Where's Imogen?

Me: We're not friends anymore so I don't see why she should be a host in this book since it's my best work she doesn't deserve to be here.

Lauren: I already know the story.

Me: Who cares? You're gonna re-hear it. Basically: we've fallen out a couple of times before, over silly little things. Our first big argument was in March, she didn't talk to me for a month. Baka. Then, for some reason, she just started not speaking to me or replying to my texts just before summer. I didn't what I had done so I asked my best friend Hannah to help out. She told me that apparently I had "ignored her and she was fed up of anime". Stupid right?

Everyone: *nods*

Me: Then when we were on holiday she sent this message on a chat stating that apparently me and some of my friends were always making her feel horrible and were saying nasty things to her. We never did any of that! We just stayed out of her way. I think the reason she dislikes us so much is because two people she hates are in there (one being my ex, but we became friends after a couple of weeks again. Yay!) And doesn't like the fact that another one of her friends is going out with him or that I'm friends with him again. Basically, I want nothing to do with her ever again and I mean it this time.

Pokemon peeps: *gives me a hug*

Me: Anyway, we have a lot from Wisty.

Wisty: *rubs the back of her head* Heh heh.

Me: The first one is- "I dare Leaf to dye her hair green."

Leaf: What? Why? I love my hair.

Wisty: So it will match your name, duh.

Leaf: Fine. *goes into another room. I could just use my author powers but nah. Let her do the dirty work.*

Me: While we are waiting, let's blow off some of these truths. One-

Serena sucker, why don't you leave Ash alone?

Serena: Because he'll come to me eventually and I will love him with all my heart.

Ash: We'll both be dead before that happens.

Misty: *scoffs* Only in your dreams Poisonous Princess.

Me: Two- Gary, how are you so awesome?

Gary: Why thanks Wisty!

Wisty: No prob.

Gary: Hmmmm. Let's see. I always follow the Bro-Code.

Lauren and Me: *applauds*

Gary: And it's all about being better than Ash Ketchum and winning over the ladies~

Girls: Yuck.

Me: Three- ...Wisty!

Wisty: What's the problem?

Me: It says "Blue, can I have a hug?"

Wisty: I don't see what the problem is.

Me: Ugh.

Blue: Sure you can.

Wisty gets hugged by Blue Oak and proceeds to go crimson (if you still like him that is, these dares/truths were from October XD)

Leaf: I'm back!

Gary: Ooooo!

Leaf: Stop staring at me!

Gary: You make me see stars you're so stunning!

Misty: *grabs mallet and hits him over the head* I'll show you stars!

Me: Red, Blue, you need to show us that video of the double date.

Original: Why?

Me: Dare sheet says so.

Original: FiNe.

Video plays.

Wisty, Teari, Me & Other Original/PreciousMetal shippers: Awwwwww.

Red: Sh-shut up!

Blue: (•////////•)

Me: Final dare from Wisteriakat - "I dare Misty to punch Serena in the face"

Misty: YESSSSSSSSS! You're awesome Wisty! *high fives her*

Serena: Wha- *gets punched in the face so hard - courtesy of Misty - that her nose breaks*

Me: Ew. You're gushing all kinds of fluids.

Lauren: Was that a quote from-?

Me: Yurio. My beautiful anime crush.

Lauren: Of course. Guys help! I have a crazy weeb for a sister!

Other Hosts: *shrug* So?

Lauren: Ugh.

Me: Anyway, lemme just check the first chapter because for some reason new readers are still putting dares and host forms there. It's so hard to tell what I've done and what I haven't!

Latias: We have one dare from EeveeGirl30, who is also a new host!

Bella: Hi everyone! I'm Ysabella but please call me Bella. This is my Glaceon, Glacey.

Glaceon: Glaceon!

Bella: My hair colour is black and my eyes are dark black. I like roblox, pokeshipping drawing reading Contestshipping, smile pecure Glitter force doki doki. I dislike Serena and anything dangerous. My favourite pokemon is Glaceon. And finally, my dare is "for May to confess to Drew a.k.a Grasshead."

May: What?! Ramen are you listening to this nonsense?!

Ramen: ... *thinks: No, I'm only a food item, I cannot hear, see, taste myself - though I bet I'm yummy -, touch or speak*

Drew: Confess what, Airhead.

May: Oh you stupid Grasshead! *gets really timid and quiet* I uh, I like you Drew. As much as I like Ramen, more in fact.

Ramen: ... *thinks: HEY! Don't dessert me for this green haired idiot!*

Drew: Uh...

May: Well?

Drew: This should answer you April.

May: It's M- *gets kissed by Drew*

Drew: •//////•

May: •///////•

Me: Awwww *takes pictures*

Lunala: We also have a dare from InACB_Mizuki, she is also a new host.

InACB: 'Sup people. I'm InACB. My hair colour and my eyes are green. I like cute pokemon, gardevoir, pokeshipping and drawing. I dislike annoying people and evil teams. My dare is "For May to go without Ramen for a week."

May: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Drew: It's alright, May *pats her shoulder*

May: You're right! What's a week in the grand scheme of things?

A week later...

May: *drooling* Ramen! Ramen! RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Drew, how was it? Drew?

Drew: *his clothes are ripped and he has scratches everywhere* hey...

Me: So?

Drew: She went nuts when she was going through withdrawal symptoms. That thing is technically a drug to her.

Teari: It's ok. You're safe now.

Drew: Yeah. *glares at InACB*

Me: To end it up, we have one final new host. The dares are over *whispers* for now. Welcome, allyxn_!

Alyonna: Hiya people! I'm looking forward to working with you guys! I have black hair and very dark brown eyes (they look like they are black). I like pokemon, drawing, reading, pokeshipping, contestshipping, also amour (please don't hate me guys), secrets and Serena (just as a character not crush). I dislike geekchic (please don't argue, I just do) and all things evil, My fav pokemon is Pikachu.

Pikachu: Pika!

She pats it on the head

Me: Ok. That's it for now folks. Oh and by the way new hosts, sorry if it's been such a long time that you can't even remember asking to be a host XD. Please submit more dares in order for me to continue this book

Pokémon peeps: Why would we want that?!

Me: Shut it. Ps We've almost hit 5K!!!

Everyone: BYE!!!