Media above is my drawing of what the OC, Teari Howl, looks like.

So, as I was writing this sentence, I was talking to Baylie about how I was starting this chapter over because it was a bunch of rubbish. And the guy behind us had his jaw dropped, and he said, "That's the first time I've ever heard an American say, 'rubbish'." XD XD XD

^^ My friends laughed so hard after they read that! XD XD XD XD XD

Hope I haven't wasted your time with a small segment of my life. I recommend that you check out my friend Baylie's YouTube channel by clicking on the link on her Wattpad profile -

She needs more of her Wattpad followers to actually 'follow' her to her under appreciated YouTube channel! Her videos are awesome and I'm even in a few of them! I may not be very entertained in them, so don't think for a second that that's my everyday attitude!

Now I'll stop bothering you readers with the rants that come from my mind.

WARNING! SUPER LONG CHAPTER/EPISODE/PART!

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All have came downstairs, eaten, and settled the bets. The results were:

Couples Holding Hands - Paul X Dawn and Cilan X Iris (Rose Wins 30 From Tracey)

Slowest To Make Moves - Cilan X Iris; Not Dating.....yet (Teari Wins 65 From Rose)

THE BIG DEAL

Paul X Dawn
Tracey and Teari - X
Rose - X

Drew X May
Tracey and Teari - √
Rose - X

Cilan X Iris
Tracey and Teari - 1/2 √
Rose - X

(Majority Rules - Tracey and Teari got 185 from Rose)

Ikarishipping Confession - Neither Ash nor Brock got payment (Would have been 65)

Current Couples Status

Paul X Dawn - Dating

Drew X May - Dating; Made out but didn't come back holding hands

Cilan X Iris - Not dating; But holding hands stage; Cilan fell asleep while Iris stayed awake.

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?????: *enters Truth or Dare Fortress of Doom* *turns to Teari*

?????: Teari, you are no longer my identity.

Teari: What the f**k?

?????: I've decided to no longer use your identity as my own, and yours mine...

?????: In other words, you are now my OC. And I, the author that no longer goes by Teari, will be called...

?????: ...The Author...

The Author: Teari, the reason why I'm doing this is so the readers can become full blown SketchHowlItShippers without the real-life human aspect of it.

The Author: What I'm trying to say is... :/

The Author: ...I ship it. >^<

Everyone: *face palm*

The Author: And I want you two to be just as involved as any of the other shippings would in dares.

Teari: Well sh*t.

Rose: HA! I don't have to be shipped!

The Author: You don't have to be in my story!

Rose: W-what?

The Author: Get outta my story!

Rose: Why!?

The Author: Because.

Rose: Because WHY!?

The Author: Because you have been replaced.

Rose: W-what? </3

Lunala: Ello!

Teari: Lunala!

Lunala: Teari!

Rose: Who's this!?

The Author: She is Teari's new co-host, @Snivygirl25, or Lunala.

Lunala: So get out! This is my turf now, punk!

Rose: FiNe!

Rose/The Author: *exits*

Tracey: Well... I guess we better get started on those dares than, huh?

Teari: Yep...

Pupsey

I dare, Ash and Misty to have a fake marriage, and invite Serena. And see how that goes.

Paul: Pathetic, I dare you and Misty to plan yourselves a FAKE wedding and you guys have to invite that one honey blonde chick.

Ash: Oh no, not her.

Misty: Uggh... why? We're just friends... that obviously have feelings for each other... but still!

Paul: Don't look at me, look at Pupsey. They're the one that didn't choose a person to dare their dare.

Teari: *on the phone* ...Oh... Uh huh... I see... Alright... See y'all soon... *hangs up*

Teari: *snaps fingers*

*everyone is teleported to a room on the 2nd floor, which is perfectly designed for weddings*

Teari: Okay guys, Clemont, Serena and Bonnie are arriving soon, and I got a text from Norman saying that Max wanted to come over and see how May is doing.

Ash: There's no way we're getting out of this one, is there?

Paul: No.

Dawn: Don't expect him to let you off the hook, Ash. He's a hardcore PokéShipper.

May: Same.

Ash: What!?

Drew: Newsflash! Not only are Ash's rivals PokéShippers, but so are all of his closest friends!

Tracey: I ship it too.

Misty: Really?! Everyone!?

Brock: I have since the time we went to Lavender Town and I suggested that you guys hold hands.

Ash: Really? Wow... that feels like forever ago.

Misty: Brock? What do you mean by suggesting that we hold hands? Weren't you holding Ash's other hand?

Ash: No, I thought Brock was holding your other hand...

Misty: So... that means...

Misty/Ash: .......

Ash/Misty: ......

Misty/Ash: .....

Ash/Misty: ....

Misty: *blushes on cue*

Ash: *blushes madly on cue*

Lunala: Okay guys, with the assistance of The Author, I've picked out Misty's wedding dress and a suit for Ash. The Author apparently knows exactly what you guys like. And I mean all of us.

Lunala: The Kalos gang are coming in half an hour, and-

*door bell rings*

Lunala: That's probably Max. Let him in, May. Since you're closest.

May: Fine.

Max: *fast* Hi, May! How have you been? What have they done to you? Has someone dared you to kiss Drew yet? How's the single life been for Tracey and Brock? Oh! And what in the world happened to make Ash and Misty finally get married!!?!?

May: Whoa, Max! Slow down! Come inside, why don't you?

Max: *walks inside*

Max: Hello everyone! Uh...

Iris: No! She needs to get her hair done first!

Lunala: No way! She's coming with ME! To try out the DRESS!

Dawn: Ladies, ladies, she obviously needs both those things, but what she really needs is a-

Misty: OH HELL NO!

May/Max: *sweat drop*

20 minutes later...

Teari: *light gasp* Oh, Misty...

Misty: What? Is it too much?

Misty: Well, at least it's not TOO much makeup.

Teari: No... I just feel like I'm your mother or something, cause I think I'm about to cry.

Misty: *deadpanned* You do realize that this isn't my actual wedding, right? My sisters aren't even here.

Teari: Oh yeah. Sorry. I got caught up in the moment. But you are so beautiful! I only wish you knew how lucky you truly are.

Misty: Wow, Teari. No ones ever really said anything like that to me before.

Teari: Yeah, I guess that's true. Your sisters haven't really been looking after you, have they?

Misty: ...I guess not...

Teari: Hey, don't worry. And don't tell me that this is a fake wedding, cause I know how much you really do want this to be.

Misty: Well yeah, most girls want to get married some day.

Teari: Playing dumb, are you? You do realize that that's exactly what Ash has been doing since he's known you... He's not that dense, you know. Nobody could not notice the hints you've been giving him. Maybe he even knows what it's like to love someone more than a friend.

Misty: Maybe... maybe! Thank you, Teari! You know what. You can be my maid of honor, and if we still know each other, perhaps you can be the maid of honor at my real wedding!

Teari: No, thank you, Misty. For making me feel like I'm making a difference.

Misty: You really are, Teari... So... never tell Ash?

Teari: *laughs* Oh no, he loves you, Misty. He just doesn't have the guts to admit it... to you anyway.

Misty: You really think so.

Teari: I know so, Misty. Or have you been missing his hints?

Misty: Wait... what? He's been giving hints! Uggh...

Teari: Hey, don't beat yourself up over that. What matters is for him to see that bright smile of yours, and for him to know that you love him too.

Misty: Hmm... Thanks so much, Teari!

Teari: You're welcome, Misty. If only I could do more.

Misty: You know what, Teari. I think I can handle things on my own.

Teari: That's the spirit!

10 minutes later...

*door bell rings (again)*

Max: I'll get it!

Max: Bonnie?

(A/N: I don't know if Max and Bonnie have ever met in the anime or not, so they'll know each other a little bit)

Bonnie: And don't forget Clemont! ^_^

Max: Where's Serena?

Clemont: Um... well...

Bonnie: We didn't tell her where we were going, and when we told her... she... well...

Clemont: S-s-shes crying...

Max: Oh...

Bonnie: Yeah...

Clemont: Bonnie, you go inside. I'm going back to the Pokémon Center to make her feel better.

Bonnie: Okay, big brother.

*Clemont runs away to return to the way they came*

Bonnie: Oh, look at him go! :D

Bonnie: He's never ran faster in his life! :D

Max: Really?

Bonnie: Yeah! ...Hey, Max. Can I ask you something?

Max: I think you just did, but sure.

Bonnie: Are you a shipper?

Max: What are you implying?

Bonnie: Have you ever scrapbooked your older sister with a possible keeper?

Max: Keeper?

Bonnie: Husband.

Max: Oh... yeah! I've never told anyone though... but I'm a little bit of a ContestShipper... and a wee bit of a PokéShipper...

Bonnie: Cool! Let's look at 'em together!

Max: Okay!

After everyone explains to Max and Bonnie that the wedding was fake for a dare and everyone is in the wedding room waiting for Misty to walk down the aisle...

In the back with Misty and the girls...

May: Guys... who's going to marry them?

Teari: Oh shoot!

Misty: I think Brock can do it.

Lunala: Who'll be the flower girl?

Misty: Bonnie of course!

Bonnie: Yay!

Dawn: Uh... guys? Who's going to give her away?

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Misty: .....Tracey?

Dawn: Um.... that's not half bad, actually.

Iris: Let's do it!

Misty: Wait a second guys... Do Ash and I have to-? I can't even say it...

Teari: Don't worry, Misty. It'll all be okay, just trust me on this one. It all depends on when Brock decides to stop you guys, so you should probably think of some vows in the meantime. Okay?

Misty: Okay.

After the vows that The Author is too lazy to write have been said, Serena still hasn't arrived. Neither has Clemont. And Brock still hasn't stopped them...

Brock: You may now kiss the bride.

Misty's Thoughts: Well sh*t. Here's where it gets awkward and we-

Ash: *interrupts Misty's thoughts with a swift, yet somehow meaningful (almost pleading) kiss*

(A/N: Me, and my descriptive kissing in a Truth or Dare book... :P)

Misty's Thoughts: Holy... F**king...Arceus... he actually kissed me.

Crowd: *goes up in cheers*

Drew and Gary (who randomly showed up for some reason): *whistles*

Girls minus Bonnie: *whooes*

*kiss ends*

<Kalos Company goes home, as well as Max (but not without the answers to his questions)>

<Dare is officially over>

Teari: All right! Next dare is also from Pupsey!

Pupsey

Next dare! May has to announce to all of Drew's fan girls that they are now dating and be locked in a room with ALL OF THEM.

Ash: Okay, May, Truth or Dare?

May: Dare.

Ash: I dare you to announce to all of Drew's fan girls that you guys are together now and try to stay alive being locked in with them.

Iris: Oh SHIZ!

Dawn: Whelp, SUCKS TO BE YOU! XP

Misty: You're a dead girl, May.

Lunala: This is going to be fun...

Paul: At least you don't have a fan boy, Drew.

Ash: True.

Teari: *snaps fingers*

*everyone is transported to a hallway on the 2nd floor*

Misty: Why are we in the hallway?

Lunala: Because in there... *points to door directly behind her* ... is certain doom.

*noises of Absol-ute chaos can be heard through door ranging from, "DREW! I THINK YOU'RE FABULOUS!" to, "SIGN MY FOREHEAD DREW AND LOVE ME FOREVER!!"*

Teari: And that is why, ladies and gentleman, I have this impenetrable glass window for us undared to peek through, while you two are in a just as impenetrable blockade thingy! :D

May: *glances through window* Looks like a bunch of sand bags and potato sacks to me.

Teari: ...That's because it is...

Everyone: *face palm*

Teari: Yeah, the impenetrable part was a lie.

Teari: Cause then it wouldn't be any fun! ^-^

Drew: So we're dead then?

Teari: Yep! ^-^

Tracey: *face palm*

To be continued...

In the meantime, enjoy!

Tell me what you're favorite quotes are from this book, and I may be able to make more of these!

≈Leader Board≈

1. PokéShipping
2. ContestShipping
3. GeekChicShipping
4. ForthWheelShipping
5. SketchHowlItShipping
6. IkariShipping
7. WishfulShipping

(I would have IkariShipping and WishfulShipping be tied, but I don't even think Cilan was even in this chapter! (Don't tell me if I'm wrong))

Please don't send anymore dares until I've finished the ones I have right now.

Teari Howl't!