Look guys... I'm sorry for not updating as fast as everyone else... but I have internet issues at home (believe it or not) and I prefer to type up these chapters when I'm offline with the app on my super old phone (and by that, I mean that this is a Motorola of some sort)... So, that means that I'm too lazy to check who dared today's dares. (I remember the dares, but not the peps). So... I'm sorry for not giving you credit for these dares if you're the ones that dared them... So... yeah... I'm sorry... :(

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Teari: Okay! So today, we're focusing on Poké & IkariShipping everyone!

Everyone: Uggh

Misty: Alright, so what torture have you set up for us today?

Teari: Actually... it's Dawn and Paul that have the torture today.

Dawn: Oh, well that's just great. What is it?

Teari: That you have to be kissed by Kenny—

Dawn: Oh no!

Teari: Wait! I'm not done yet! And Paul—

Lunala: Has to be kissed by Barry!

Teari: Can people stop interrupting me!

Lunala: No.

Paul: This is f**ked up. I'm not gay.

Teari: Well too bad.

Dawn: This is terrible! I can't have my first kiss from my childhood friend.

Lunala: Yes you can! PenguinShipping for the win!

Teari: Lunala, this is an IkariShipping Truth or Dare book.

Lunala: I know, but Wynaut have some PenguinShipping? *gasp* The Author isn't against PenguinShipping, is she!?

The Author: I have been summoned.

Lunala: ARE YOU AGAINST PENGUINSHIPPING!!?!

The Author: Okay, I'm going to be honest here... I haven't seen anything past Season 4, except for 1 and 1/2 to 2 Seasons of Unova...

Everyone: 0_0

Lunala: But you're a ContestShipper... a-and you hate Serena...

The Author: I know... *sigh*

The Author: The only reason why I ship Contest and Ikari is from stories on Wattpad...

The Author: But I have seen the following Pokémon Movies (as of 3/22/2017):
-Pokémon 3: The Movie - Spell of Unown
-Pokémon 4EVER - Celebi: Voice of the Forest
-Pokémon Heroes: Latios and Latias
-Pokémon: Jirachi Wish Maker
-Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys
-Pokémon: Lucario and The Mystery of Mew
-Pokémon The Movie: Kyurem Vs. The Sword of Justice
-Pokémon The Movie: Hoopa and The Clash of Ages

Lunala: So... you literally have never seen Drew, Dawn, Paul, Kenny, or Barry in the anime... ever...

The Author: Not once.

Lunala: You do realize nobody's going to like you now.

The Author: I know... *starts mentally crying and dying on the inside*

The Author: Well, I'll just go know...

Lunala: K! Bye!

The Author: *leaves*

Teari: Okay, enough saddening fourth wall break reality check there! Here's a dare!

Teari: It's for Ash and Misty to go on a date!

Misty: Well, that isn't so bad.

Ash: Wait! Why couldn't we get this one before we got married!?

Teari: Because it wasn't in existence before we were told to do the wedding.

Ash: Well, that kinda sucks.

Misty: What? Would you have preferred us going on a date before we got married?

Ash: Well, I mean... It only makes sense.

Iris: Wow! Ash the Dense has common sense!

Teari: STOP RHYMING ALREADY!

Iris: You're the one who started it.

Teari: I am?

Everyone: YES!

Teari: Well then...

Lunala: WILL EVERYONE STOP SAYING 'WELL' ALREADY!

Dawn/Teari/Ash/Misty/The Author: No.

Lunala: I hate karma.

Teari: Karma's a b*tch, isn't she?

Lunala: Yes.

Tracey: This is the third time you've cussed, Teari.

Teari: I know right?

Rose from the window: *face palm*

Lunala: Anyway! Uh... What's happening over there?

*points out Dawn making out with Paul in the corner of the room*

Tracey: Well that escalated quickly...

Lunala: Stop. Saying. 'Well'!

Teari: Well then you better stop.

Lunala: *head explodes*

(A/N: Sorry Snivygirl25, if you are offended by this chapter)

Tracey: Anyway! It's date dare time!

Teari: *snaps fingers*

(A/N: Whenever she snaps her fingers, just assume that they've been transported to an appropriate room on the 2nd floor, cause I'm tired of writing that down every time)

*Ash and Misty have their date, and since that had such a fun time, they actually got together! :D*

<Dare officially over>

Teari: Alright, it's time for the next—

Lunala: Yay! PenguinShipping!

Teari: Will you stop that?

Lunala: No. :3

*doorbell rings*

Teari: *answers*

Kenny: Hey ya, guys! What's up?

Barry: Wow, this place is huge!

(A/N: Sorry for any or most OOC things that happen! Yet again, I don't know what the heck they are like)

Teari: Just get the dare over with so I can continue writing more chapters to satisfy the readers.

Bonnie (who is at le window with Rose): Fourth wall breaking!!

Teari: FOURTHWHEELSHIPPING!!

Kenny: *pecks Dawn on le lips*

Dawn: Blah. XP <----(This is a disgusted face, not a derp face)

Paul: *about ready to punch Kenny*

Barry: *tries to actually kiss Paul, but gets punched in le stomach*

Paul: *leaves Barry on le ground and beats up Kenny before he could escape*

Lunala: NOOOOO!!

Dawn: YASSSS!

Lunala: *glares*

Dawn: What... he's annoying.

Kenny/Barry: *runs away*

<Dare officially over>

Teari: And that's all for—

Lunala: These chapters just get shorter and shorter...

Tracey: I know right?

Teari: Seriously guys!

Paul: Anyone remember back in the day when Teari interrupted me when she started calling role, even though she had a list in the description back when she was still The Author?

Teari: Paul, that was the very first few lines of the first chapter.

Bonnie: Fourth wall breaking!

Teari: FOURTHWHEELSHIPPING!!

Rose: *face palm*

Teari Howl't!

≈Leader Board≈
1. PokéShipping
1. IkariShipping
3. ContestShipping
3. SketchHowlItShipping
5. WishfulShipping
6. PenguinShipping

Teari: ...

Teari: ...

Teari: LUNALA!!