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Twerking, pervert, ketchup and the weird kisses


Minun: Welcome back everyone to Truth or Dare! Where we-
*Plusle moves around Minun's lap*
Minun: ah Plusle? Can you sit still please?
Plusle: whoops sorry, just getting comfortable 😊
Gary: You don't know how much I want to see what's happening right now!
Alain: Oh we do but we aren't going to let that happen!
Serena: *moves her body around to tease Ash*
Ash: stop teasing me!
Serena: sorry Ashy 😉
Dawn: Looks like Serena know what she wants 😜
Serena: 0////0
Paul: Sweetheat I love you
Dawn: Thanks Pauly!
Paul: Don't call me that 😒
*suddenly a whistle light appears from behind both Ash and Serena as well as Korrina and Clemont*
Korrina: What's that?
Serena: The egg is hatching! *places the egg on her lap*
Ash: I wonder what Pokemon it will be
Clemont: fascinating...
*Ash and Serena's egg hatch and reveals a baby Pichu*
All the girls: Aaawwww! So cute!
Plusle: The miracle of child birth *wipes a tear from her eye*
Paul: Looks pretty ordinary to me 😒
Plusle: Because you are a boy and human! It's different for Pokemon!
Serena: It's a girl too!
Ash: Serena we Are parents!
Serena: I KNOW! *kisses Ash*
*Clemont and Korrina's egg hatches and reveals a baby Riolu*
Korrina: Wow a Riolu!
Clemont: and a male one at that!
Bonnie: He is so adorable!
Bonnie: Wait does this mean I have a younger brother?
Everyone: *face palms*
Minun: That's not how siblings work Bonnie
Pichu: *starts crying*
Serena: sshhh, don't cry little one. I'm here
Pichu: *stops crying but keeps her eyes closed*
Ash: You already make a great mother
Serena: 😊
TDM: Again, as touching as this all is we have dares to do! Reminder that we are against the clock at the moment!
Plusle: Oh Yeah I forgot about that
Serena And Korrina: What about our baby Pokémon?
Minun: I got that! *claps and a baby bed appears next to them*
Minun: Just place the baby in there and you guys can watch over it while we continue
Ash: But what happened when the baby needs us?
Plusle: Your a dad now, figure it out
Gary: I may not be able to see but, SUCK IT ASHY-BOY!
*Serena places the baby Pichu in the bed at tucks it in and Korrina does the same with Riolu*
TDM: Again, dares no! Let's go!
Plusle: Calm down Truth or Dare Machine! We are witnessing something beautiful here!
TDM: My programming doesn't compute with child birth
Minun: Because I didn't think you needed that in your hard drive
Clemont: makes sense, why would a machine need to know about child birth?
Bonnie: Because why not!?
Alain: This conversation has no purpose. Can we get to the dares already?
Minun: Fine! Ah... Plusle I can't get up so can you pull the lever?
Gary: Wait she is pulling your lever!?
Plusle: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misty: DAMIT GARY!!!!
Gary: Sorry, I can't see so I have to rely on my ears and that's what I heard
Misty: You sure that's not just you wanted to hear 😒
Gary: Maybe... 😏
Plusle: I'm scared now... *pulls lever and a white envelope comes out*
Dawn: so what is our first Dare?
Plusle: our first date is:

Ash: Oh Arceus...
Serena: What's wrong with that?
Ash: Well when you think about it, your sitting on my lap in a bikini with a baby Pokémon next to us and when I tell her everything things might get... complicated
Alain: Hahaha! Good luck Ash!
Minun: Well everyone please welcome... Deila Ketchum! *claps and Deila appears*
Deila: Huh. What? Where am I?
Ash: Aaahh, hi Mum
Deila: Oh Ash, sweaty how are you-
Deila: Wait why is a girl sitting on you in a bikini?
Serena: It's nice to meet you Mrs Ketchum, I'm Serena, Ash's girlfriend
Bonnie: And future wife!
Serena: ...Yeah that too
Ash: So Mum, You Are here because I need to tell you something...
Deila: I think Serena already covered it and I can't be happier! My little boy is finally growing up!
Ash: thanks Mum but... there's more
Deila: More..? You didn't forget to use protection did you!?!?!!?
Serena: 0////0
Ash: MUM! No! Well you see... *explains what he did when he was a pervert and the other dares he was apart of*
Deila: Wow, that's a lot to take in. I mean when I played truth or dare back in my time we couldn't do 'it' in a closet and 7 minutes in heaven was just a make out session but looks like times have changed!
Ash: wait your not mad?
Deila: why would I be mad? Those dares are funny! As long as you did it because they were dares and not out of free will 😉
Serena: well... he did do it once out of free will 😊
Deila: O.o
Plusle: This is a conversation I never want to have with my parents
Minun: Same... anyways it's been fun Mrs Ketchum but dares over so bye bye!
Deila: Wait Ash you didn't have se- *gets teleported away*
Ash: phew that was close
Pichu: *cries loudly*
Serena: I got it *picks Pichu up and gentility rocks her back to sleep in her arms*
Drew: Looks like baby girls cry a lot more than boys 😒
Clemont: Or it is just because if the different species of Pokemon, Pichu are more... fragile the Riolu so naturally it will cry more
Ash: But because Serena is amazing and a great Mother, Pichu is already back to sleep
Plusle: Hehe *thinks* I wonder if I would be a good mother?
Minun: Hey Plusle? Can you pull the lever agains so we can get the next one?
Plusle: huh what? Ah yeah sure *pulls lever and a black and white envelope comes out and hands it to Minun*
Dawn: Looks like we have a Truth and a Dare... *moves her body around to try and get Paul to react to her sitting on his lap*
Bonnie: Hehe, can't wait! The last couple of ones have been great!
Max: Yep! But mainly because they haven't involved me! 😁
Mairin: Don't say that or the Truth or Dare gods will strike countless dares upon you!
Max: *gulps*
Minun: I am the gods 😈
Plusle: Then does that make me a goddess?
Dawn: That's how it works, yes!
Plusle: Haha! I'm a goddess! *claps and it starts raining strawberries 🍓*
Drew: Strawberries?
Alain: *takes a bit of one* and good ones at that
Paul: Please don't tell me this is what I think it is 😒
Plusle: Yep! Minun likes cookies, I like strawberries!
Paul: *face palms*
Minun: so this next envelope says:

Minun: *gets hit in the head by the raining strawberries* ah... Plusle? Can you turn off the rain?
Ash: Please do, I mean not that I don't like strawberries it's just that I have to protect Pichu from being hit by them
Plusle: Whoops sorry! *claps and the strawberry rain stops
May: so what are we doing?
Drew: We are watching episode 15 of Sun and Moon!
Paul: Pathetic... 😒
Ash: can we not?
Minun: NOPE!
Ash: 😔
Dawn: This is going to be fun!
Bonnie: agreed!
Mairin: I haven't seen it yet
Alain: Can't be better then xyz!
Minun: Let's find out! *claps and a TV scream appears*
*Everyone watches the episode and gets to the 'training part'*
Dawn, May, Mairin and Bonnie: 😧
Serena: 😯
Gary: I can't see! 😭
Alain And Paul: *eyes widen*
Drew: aaaahhnh....
Iris: What a little kid!
Cilan: *kisses Iris*
Cilan: This training is leaving a rather disturbing taste in my mouth
Ash: 😓
Plusle: So Ash..? Was that twerking part of Rockruff's training?
Gary: Wait what did he do? I can't see!
Misty: Shhh Gary!
Gary: But I want to know what happened 😭
Ash: aaahhhh.... yes and no
Everyone: ?
Ash: Yes because it was to teach him to shake dat ass faster and no because it kinda felt right to do 😅
Serena: Well I don't know about you but I found it rather entertaining 😏
Minun: Of course you did
Mairin: Serena loves watching da fast ass shake 😉
Serena: Only Ash's 😊
Plusle: Okay this is going down a road I don't think it should go down 😓
Dawn: Why Plusle? Don't you like dat ass? *eyes out Minun*
Plusle: 😳 no it's just a bit... aahhh...
May: A bit what? 😏
Plusle: ...weird
Mairin: Its not weird!
Dawn: Yeah it's sexy 😏
Plusle: I'm meant you guys not the twerking
Minun: I think that we should move on...
Serena: So then what did you think about the twerking?
Ash: I'm sorry Pichu that you have to hear all of this
Pichu: Pi?
Plusle: 😳
Cilan: Your just digging yourself a hole here Plusle, I suggest quitting while your ahead
Minun: OKAY! Moving on!
Plusle: yes let's! *flicks the lever and a white envelope comes out*
Bonnie: Don't worry Plusle, when we have our girl talk we be sure to bring this up again 😏
Plusle: *gulps*
Plusle: so the next dare is:

Girls: O.o
Gary: What does it say!!??!!? I can't see! 😭
Plusle: I'm glad I'm an exception!
May: why don't you want to join Gary and the dark side?
Plusle: No. And I'm more afraid as to what I would do as a perv 😖
Gary: Wait, What is going on!?
Plusle: alrighty girls, here you go *hands everyone a special strawberry*
Serena: well... at least I get to return in a sweet way
Ash: Don't worry I'll make sure Pichu doesn't see your pervert side
Serena: Thanks Ashy *eats the strawberry*
Rest of the girls: *eat the strawberry*
Gary: OMA! I feel it! The dark side grows!!!!!
Misty: *looks at Gary* blind folded as well. Perfect 😏
Dawn: Hey Pauly, mind if I *gives a kisses to Paul on his next*
May: Drew come here! *pushes Drew on his back and starts kissing him*
Iris: Cilan, this is for kissing me so many times! *kisses Cilan*
Mairin: Alain...
Alain: no stay away!
Mairin: I just wanna hug 😢
Alain: oh Fine...
Mairin: *hugs Alain* and do more 😈 *pines Alain to the ground and kisses him*
Serena: *sits on Ash's lap and begins to give him a lap danse*
Ash: *covers Pichu's eyes*
Ash: Serena we have already done this dare...
Serena: Yeah but I like where this dare leaded us 😉
Plusle: Where was that?
Serena: me and him, alone in bed 😏
Ash: *grabs Serena's waist to stop her bouncing up and down on his lap*
Serena: Ashy why did you stop? *turns around and begins making out with Ash*
Minun: think we should stop the dare?
Plusle: *looks at everyone making out with their crushes* Na! They seem to be enjoying themselves 😊
Pichu: Pi? Pichu! (Huh? I can't see) *begins crying*
Ash: Se-ena the baby *says in between kiss while still having one hand over Pichu's eyes
Serena: It can wait. I want my Ashy 😏
Plusle: Yep! Stop the dare!!
Minun: hang on, I want to see where this is going
Serena: *moves hand down 'there'*
Plusle: MINUN!!!!!
Minun: Fine 😒 *claps and everyone is back to normal*
Mairin: Huh? What happened?
May: I feel weird
Drew: Well we did just make out
May: 😳
Dawn: Did you like that Pauly?
Paul: 😶
Misty: EW! WHY AM I KISSING GARY?!!!?
Gary: wait that's Misty?
Misty: Unfortunately. Don't get any ideas Gary! I wasn't think straight
Gary: I feel a disturbance in the perv force. It has weakened 😭
Serena: Aahh, What am I doing?
Plusle: you were about to mental scar me for life!
Ash: Serena... The baby
Pichu: *still crying*
Serena: right! *picks up Pichu and rocks her in her arms*
Minun: Well now that we are done with that.... Plusle next one?
Plusle: YEP! *flicks lever and a white envelope comes out*
Misty: Please be a dare where I get to beat Gary up in my bikini!
Gary: I wish I could see right now!
Plusle: Is this a normal day for you Minun?
Minun: just about
Dawn: So what's the next dare?
Plusle: ahh, it says:

Ash: Shouldn't Pikachu drink the ketchup? He loves that stuff!
Drew: I guess that is the point, Pikachu loves ketchup and now you have to drink it 😜
Ash: *sign* can I at least get some fried or something to go with it?
Everyone: NO!
Ash: 😨
Plusle: Here you go! *claps and a bottle of ketchup appears*
Ash: Ah Serena, can You move a bit so I can drink the ketchup?
Serena: Sure. You better not get any on my bikini! These are brand new!
Ash: I'll try... *starts drinking the ketchum*
Ash: 🤢 *swallows*
Ash: THIS IS DISGUSTIN!!!!
*suddenly Pikachu appears*
Pikachu: PIKA! PIKA PI! (Hey! Don't talk about Ketchum like that!) *jumps on Ash and shocks him*
Ash and Serena: AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Ash: *throws the ketchup bottle in the air and lands next to Pichu*
Pichu: Pi? *picks up the bottle and starts drinking it*
Cilan: I don't think that is healthy..!
Serena: Pichu, don't drink that! *takes ketchup bottle away and Pichu starts crying*
Pikachu: Pikachu! (I'm out!) *leaves*
Plusle: give the bottle back to her
Ash: but it's bad for her
Pichu: *cries louder*
Serena: *gives the bottle back to Pichu*
Pichu: PICHU!!! *smiles and starts to drink the ketchup again*
Clemont: I'm glad that we got a well behaved Riolu 😜
Korrina: Same!
Ash: But isn't dealing with the struggles of being a parent part of the job?
Clemont: Well biologically speaking we aren't their parents
Minun: well they don't know that
Plusle: yeah! To them you guys are their family
Alain: You guys sure know a lot about this type of stuff
Bonnie: Maybe you guys should be parents 😏
Plusle and Minun: 0////0
Dawn: hehe, I want to see that!
Serena: Plusle. You would make a great mother!
Gary: Mother of Minun's baby that is 😏
Minun: !!!!!!!!!!
Plusle: I wasn't paying attention what he say?
Everyone: *face palms*
Minun: it was nothing of importance!
Drew: Well that was a lie. Of course that sort of stuff is important!
Minun: MOVING ON!!!
Mairin: but we are not done with you yet 😏
Minun: Plusle just pull the lever 😔
Gary: His lever? What..?
Misty: Perv 😒
Gary: I'm blind folded I can see!
Plusle: okay.... *pulls lever and another white envelope come out*
Ash: sssooo?
Plusle: so what?
Ash: what it say? 😑
Plusle: oh whoops! Still getting use to this 😅
Plusle: It says:

Everyone: *looks at Plusle*
Plusle: What? He seemed nice and before I got here he said I could give dares to home and he put them in for me 😅
Minun: Wait! You knew about this before you got here?!?!!?
Plusle: Well not exactly. I got told you did Truth or Dare so I told this guy to put in some dares for me 😊
Minun: *is relieved*
Gary: You wanted her to know did you 😏
Plusle: know what?
Minun: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: Oh just that- *gets cut off by Serena putting her hand over his mouth*
Serena: this is not the way
Bonnie: No! Oppositeshipping was just about to happen 😭
Alain: Oppositeshipping?
Bonnie: yeah, plus... minus... their opposities
May: Nah! Magnetshipping is a better name because they are positive and negative and they attract! Get it 😏
Everyone: 😓
Mairin: I think it should be sparkshipping, because when their tails touch it will create a spark
Dawn: No! It should be Batteryshipping! Because you put the two together and you basically get a battery
Serena: you do know that this is pointless... 😓
Dawn: I don't see you coming up with any shipping names!
Minun: Do we even need one? I mean this is all kinda silly
Plusle thinks: I want us to have a shipping name. It will be cute
Serena: Fine! How about energyshipping?
Paul: Can we just do the dares so I can leave already! 😒
Everyone: O.o
Dawn: Such a party pooper
Alain: I kinda agree with Paul on this one, let's do the dare!
Minun: Sounds good! Clemont, Bonnie 😏
Plusle: you too May and Max 😏
Bonnie: This is so wrong... *kisses Clemont*
May: I don't know if I'm comfortable with this...
Dawn: Don't be shy girl, get in there! *pushes May into Max and they kiss*
Minun: This picture just looks wrong
Plusle: Why because siblings are kissing or because they are still in their bikinis?
Ash and Serena: A bit of both I think
Alain: Are you two now in perfect sync or something?
Ash and Serena: ¯\_ツ_/¯
Minun: Anyways... the forth wall is already broken so that dare is already done ssooo... Plusle shall we do another?
Plusle: sure why not? *flicks their lever and a black and black and white envelope comes out*
Gary: you guys are going another round? Get a room you two!
Everyone: 😓
Ash: No Gary they mean another dare
Misty: You and your dirty mind 😒
Gary: Hey! I can't see so give me a break!
Plusle: Okay... so this one says:

Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls: I don't think I'm going to like this...
May: Especially considering it says lick if you want *shivers down spine*
Cilan: Look on the bright side. All the girls are wearing bikinis so you don't need to remove any clothing unless...
Everyone: *shivers down spine*
Gary: Yes, join the dark side!
Minun: *gulps* anyone want to go first?
Bonnie: All in favour that Minun goes first raise your hand!
*Everyone but Plusle and Minun raises hand*
Mairin: Well that was easily decided 😅
Minun: 😑
Plusle: Let's juts get it over and done with *closes eyes*
Minun: Okay... *leans in a kisses Plusle on the lips*
Plusle thinks: 😍
All the girls: SHIP IS SAILING!!!!
Minun: 😳
Minun: who's next?
Ash: I'll go
Serena: But what about Pichu?
Ash: She is fast asleep. That ketchup really worked
Serena: Okay then
Ash: *kisses Serena's hips*
Serena: 0////0
Dawn: Oooo, look like things are going to get funky in your room tonight 😏
Gary: NO WHAT HAPPENED I CAN'T SEE!
Misty: Nothing your dirty little mind needs to know 😒
Minun: You two can do next
Misty: 😳
Gary: Can I give multiple kisses?
Misty: NO!
Gary: Fine *licks dat ass*
Misty: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: 😨
Plusle: I did not need to see that
Bonnie: Yeah I'm done
Ash: Too far Gary. Too far
TDM: sorry to interrupt... this... but you need to wrap it up if you want to keep up with the clock!
Minun: I forgot about that! Quick everyone just do the dare!
Paul: *Kisses Dawn on the forehead*
Drew: *kisses May on the lips*
Clemont: *kisses Korrina on the neck*
Alain: *kisses Mairin on the nose*
Cilan: *kisses Iris on the hand*
Max: *kisses Bonnie on the cheek*
Plusle: And we Are done!
Paul: Finally!
Minun: Yep we are done. Thank you to:
_Olek_
amourshippingfan_16
Ricar13450
jokesterjack77
Pikashipper
ZenonGreen

Minun: and thank you to those who commented shipping names!
Plusle: And we hope you all enjoyed and we will se you later!
Everyone: *waves goodbye*

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