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Girls are Scary


Firstly, I just want to say a massive thank you all for over 70k reads on this book!!!! I know I don't update this as much as I probably should but to still reach that is amazing! Which leads me to say thank you to you all! And hopefully you enjoy this chapter 😊
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Plusle: MINUN!!!! Slams open door and walks in
Contestants: 😐😐😐😐😐
Minun: starts sweating slightly
Side Devil: whispers into Minun's ear Don't.. move.. a.. muscle...
Minun: gulps 😰
Side Devil: Her vision is based on movement....
Plusle: glares at Minun I see you 😑
Side Devil: Well shoot it failed. I'm out bye! Disappears
Minun: NO DONT LEAVE ME!! 😭
Side Angel: Don't worry I'm still here 😇
Minun: That makes me feel SO much better 😓
Dawn: ahh... what's going on? 😅
Serena: I have no idea. But I don't wanna stick around here much longer 😅
Ash: But why not? They look like they are about to battle! 🤩
Serena: That's the point, two electric types fighting means bad hair days for me 😣
Plusle: Don't worry Serena. I'll make it quick 😈
Minun: IM SORRY!!! 😭😭😭
Ash and Alan: chanting FIGHT! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!! 🤩
Dawn: Can someone fill me in on what's happening? 😅
Gary: THE GREAT PLUSLE WILL NEVER BE OUTDONE 😁
Misty: excuse me? 😐
May: What....
Drew: faints into May's Arms
May: Something isn't right about this picture 🤔
Dawn and Serena: just blink wat 😶
Plusle: Gary told me what Minun did 😠
Gary: cough your welcome cough 😇
Dawn: What he do?! 😱
Minun: NOTHING!
Marin: I thought he was nice! 😱
Minun: Sometimes 😅
May: HE PROBABLY COOKIE DRUGED HER!!! 😱
Minun: NO.... maybe 😅
Serena: OH ARCEUS WHAT HE DO TO YOU!? 😱
Minun: NOTHING!!!! 😅
Paul: facepalms you all are pathetic. It was obviously the cover 🙄
Bonnie: Huh?
Paul: Minun outdid Plusle's cover so now she's mad. DID YOU NOT READ THE LAST CHAPTER!?

[Author] Aidan: PAUL READS MA BOOK!!! 😍 ignores the fact the forth wall is basically wrecked

Brock: Fascinating. I didn't know Pokemon could use photoshop 🤔
Cilan: I didn't know Pokemon could drug us all with cookies and lock us in a house together and force us to play truth or dare for the amusement of other people 🤔

[Author] Aidan: sees broken forth wall Meh, I'll fix that later 😇

Plusle: You know what. I have a better idea 😇
Minun: So I'm not gonna die? 🤩
Plusle: I didn't say that 😏
Minun: Oh 😣
Side Angel: It's okay Minun! You can survive if you believe! 😇
Plusle: Girls, come with me 😇
May: Ah okay?
Serena: Alrighty
Dawn: GIRL MEETING!! 😁
Bonnie: We discussing cruches? 😍
Marin: Hope now 😅
Iris: Let's go! 😄

-All the girls go into the other room-

Male contestants: girls are confusing 😐
Minun: You can definitely say that again 😅
Darla: Girls are confusing 😅
Drew: Aren't you a girl tho?
Darla: Depends on how you identify a person as a girl 😁
Gary: I know how I identify them 😏
Misty: Comes out of the room the girls where chatting in and hits Gary with her Hammer PERV!!
Gary: has swirls in his eyes
Darla: He deserved that 😅
Minun: Now I have another body to remove 😓
Darla: Another? 😅

-All the girls return-

Female contestants: We are back 😈
Ash: That doesn't look like a good look 😅
Paul: You Don't say? 😒
Gary: BRING ON THE TORTURE!! 🤩
Minun: mumbles since when where you conscious?
Misty: Not so fast there Mr. Pervy Pants 😈
Gary: I prefer THE GREAT PERV LORD thank you 😁
Misty: riiiiggghhhhtttttt
Plusle: We have decided that you boys need to be set straight 😆
Ash: Huh?
Alan: I'm out leaves
Drew: Where you going? 😮
Minun: I'll stop him! Tries to teleport him back but can't
Minun: Well this is new O.o
Plusle: I have taken your author powers for the rest of the day 😈
Minun: Wat 😐
Plusle: Your a contestant now 😈
Minun: ....
Gary: HAHA!!! DEMOTED 😝
Misty: clicks and Gary is knocked unconscious again
Minun: wait wat 😐
Serena: clicks and Gary's body is teleported elsewhere
Minun: 😱😱😱😱😱
May: That's right we got the power now 😎
Dawn: WE ARE GODS NOW 😎
Minun: THE SHOW HAS BEEN HIJACKED!! 😱
Minun: QUICK CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS!!!! 😱😱😱
Brock: Reinforcements? You mean there is more of you guys? 😮
Minun: CALL 911!!
Plusle: Shoves a strawberry in Minun's mouth
Minun: falls unconscious 😵
Clemont: Defeated by a strawberry. Tsk tsk tsk
Drew: What is with you two and drugging your food? 😅
Plusle: shrugs It's fun 😋
Clemont: Oh the irony 😅
Plusle: Alright listen up boys, us girls are running the show now 😎
All the girl: 😈
Ash: Do you at least give out free food? 🤤
Serena: After 😇
Ash: Then I'm fine with this 😁
Clemont: I have a bad feeling about this...
Bonnie: I AM ALL POWERFUL 😁
Bonnie: clicks and Clemont is surrounded by lots of girl PLEASE TAKE CARE OF MY BROTHER LADIES 😍😍
Clemont: BONNIE!!! 😳
Korrina: clicks and all the girls disappear Nope!
Bonnie: Awww...
Clemont: Phew 😅
Misty: Let's get Gary back in here so we can begin! 😈
Plusle: Yup! All you boys will be receiving a Dare 😇
Paul: And what about Alan? He left 😒
Plusle: Meh, Our budget couldn't afford a dare for him 😅
Plusle: You know how much stealing Minun's powers and giving them to all the female cast cost?!
Paul: No 😓
Plusle: TOO MUCH!!
Misty: Enough fooling around! Punishment time! 😁
All the boys: gulps 😰
Misty: clicks and Gary is returned
Gary: YAY IM BACK!!! 😄
Misty: Here you go Mr Pervy Pants 😏
Gary: I said I prefer THE GREAT PERV LORD!! 😆
Misty: Too bad! 😝

Gary: Huh... sounds painful 😅
Misty: And just because I want to changes Gary's name to "Mr Pervy Pants"
Mr Pervy Pants: HEY! You can't do that! This is a disgrace to the Perv Force!! 😭
Misty: I can do whatever I want 😈
Plusle: That's the rules 😇
Minun: still unconscious 😴
Mr Pervy Pants: So unfair...
Misty: Say hello to my new best friends! Solgaleo and Lunala! 😋
Misty: clicks and the two legendary Pokémon appear and immediately glare at "Mr Pervy Pants"

Ash: WOOOAAAHHHH!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Mr Pervy Pants: O.o
Ash: I wanna battle it! 🤩🤩🤩
Serena: hits Ash's forehead lightly Not for you 😇
Ash: Awww!
Mr Pervy Pants: Ha! Watch and learn Ashy-boy! 😁
Mr Pervy Pants: grabs a Pokeball and is about to throw it
Solgaleo: uses its Z Move on Mr Pervy Pants

Lunala: uses its Z move on Mr Pervy Pants as well

Ash: WOAH! So strong! 😮
Ash: I wanna Battle them even more now!! 🤩
Mr Pervy Pants: is completely cover in soot and is still in a throwing position
Clemont: Defeated by a legendary Pokémon. Tsk tsk tsk
Drew: This is going to happen to all of us?! 😰
Paul: Wow.
Mr Pervy Pants: body gets blown away
Bonnie: Ah is he okay? 😅
Plusle: Yeah he will be fine, we can bring him back to normal 😇
Plusle: So who's next? 😜
Misty: Thanks Sogaleo and Lunala 😁 clicks and they disappear
All they boys except Paul: step backwards away from the girls
Paul: Guess I'll go. No big deal 😒
Minun: still unconscious 😴
Dawn: I didn't take you as the participating type Pauly 😉
Paul: I'm not. Soon I get this over with the sooner I don't have to be apart of this 😒
Dawn: Oh but I think that your gonna be very active through the day 😇
Paul: pfft.
Dawn: Here ya go! 😁

Paul: Really? 😓
Dawn: YUP! 😁
Paul: You all suck 😒
Dawn: Aww! But it will be fun 😇 clicks and Paul is now officially part of the Perv Force
Pervy Paul: I hate you 😑
Dawn: Love you too ☺️
Mr Pervy Pants: is somehow fine and puts arm around Paul's shoulders
Mr Pervy Pants: Welcome to the team Newbie! 😇
Misty: Since when where you fine?
Mr Pervy Pants: I cant ignore a new addition 😏
Pervy Paul: head starts to get filled with perverted thoughts 😐
Dawn: Let's test! Hey Paul! Shows Paul a picture

[Author] Aidan: I'm going to have to clear my search history now 😅

Pervy Paul: Id hit that 😏 swipes right
Dawn: Y-yup... he is a perv 😳
Mr Pervy Pants: IM SO PROUD OF YOU! 😄
Ash: So when's the free food?
Pervy Paul: Eye Candy is the best food 😏
Ash: Are eyes tasty? 😮
Pervy Paul: In this case, very 😉
Serena: I don't think I like Pervy Paul 😅
Plusle: I don't think I like pervs 😅
Bonnie: Aww this is boring! Clemont your turn! 😍
Clemont: W-what me? 😰
Bonnie: YUP!! With this you will find someone to take care of you 😇
Clemont: But I don't need-
Bonnie: SISTER KNOWS BEST!!

Bonnie: This will get you into shape in no time! 😁
Korrina: Ooo! 😮
Clemont: That sounds like torture. No thanks!
Plusle: That's Truth or Dare for ya 😜
Clemont: Unfair torture beyond comprehension that should scientifically be impossible!?
Plusle: .....YEP! You nailed it! 😇
Bonnie: Now GO brother! Clicks and Clemont is transported to the middle of the desert
Korrina: So ahhh... how will we know what's happening?
Bonnie: He He! The future is now thanks to Science! Clicks and tv screens recording Clemont appear
Korrnia: Well this is convient 😮
Mr Pervy Pants: This could have so many uses 😏
Pervy Paul: I could use one of those 😏
Misty: hits them both over the head with the Perv Hammer
Misty: One Perv is bad enough! 😓
Dawn: My Pauly!!
Plusle: He will wake up... eventually... they all do 😁
Serena: This doesn't look so good for Clemont 😅
Bonnie: What are you talking about he is fine! 😇

Clemont: is laying in the middle of the desert face down in the sand 😵
Bonnie: Defeated by exercise. Tsk tsk tsk. Disappointing brother
Ash: Should we bring him back? 😅
Serena: He May die out there
Plusle: There are no deaths in this game! We gotta keep it PG 13 or I'll lose more of our budget!!!! 😱
Plusle: clicks and Clemont is teleported back
Iris: I don't think anything about this game is PG 13 😓
Korrina: pats Clemont on the back You did a good job, at least you tried 😊
Dawn: He didn't even make it 100 meters in 😅
Korrina: The specifics aren't necessary. When he wakes up we will tell him he finished 😇
Mr Pervy Pants: He was like a 100 meter sprinter!
Pervy Paul: Finished in 10 seconds? 😏
Mr Pervy Pants: YOU BET! 😏
Misty: GET OUT OF HERE clicks and the two pervs are teleported else where
Misty: Can we move on to the next one? Two pervs is 2 too many! 😑
Plusle: Sure! 😇
Plusle: I got one here for Brock! 😁
Brock: is sitting quietly in the corner trying not t9 be noticed
Brock: Dammit... I wasn't still enough she could still see me
Plusle: Of course I can see you 😓
Plusle: Anyways here is your dare!

Plusle: Huh..... that's not PG 13 🤔
Iris: Ya don't say!
Brock: Nurse Joy! 😍😍😍😍😍
Plusle: I think I made a mistake clicks and Brock is teleported away to an area where noises can't be heard
Misty: I'm a little surprised those pervs didn't appear for that 🤔
May: You did teleport them away tho..
Misty: Yeah, but they seem to break all laws of physics and logic so I expected them to somehow return 🤔
May: Where did you send them then?
Misty: Only into the dark void where no light or life can escape 😇
Everyone including hosts: wat 😐

Silence~

Plusle: I'm never gonna get that PG 13 rating I promised the producers 😓
Misty: Was that bad? 🤔
Dawn: THE FACT YOU HAVE PROBABLY KILLED MY PAULY?! YES! 😭
Misty: Pervs deserve the void! 😈
Ash: Is the void tasty?
Serena: No! No it's not!
Ash: How do you-
Serena: I JUST KNOW!
Plusle: Misty bring them back please! 😅
Misty: Fine, ruining my fun 😒
Misty: clicks and the two pervs return
Pervy Paul And Mr Pervy Pants: WE ARE FREEEEEEE!!!! 😄
Everyone but Misty: YAY!!
Misty: yyaaayyy 😒
Mr Pervy Pants: What we miss?
Ash: Well Brock is-
Misty: covers Ash's mouth we were just about to start the next dare 😇
Serena: ....... Too close 😐
Plusle: Yep and this one is for Ash! 😁
Ash: yells into Misty's hand YAY!
Serena: Misty I think you can take your hand off him now 😐
Misty: Huh? Oh yeah! Takes her hand off Ash's mouth

Ash; A cookie eating contest? So it's a battle! 🤩
Serena: Oh no, this can't go well 😅
Plusle: With Minun and May too!
May: Haha! No way your beating me in this Ash!
Ash: We will see about that!
Dawn: one problem tho...
Plusle: And what's that?
Dawn: Minun is still unconscious 😅
Minun: still unconscious 😴
Plusle: oh yea forgot about him! 😇
Plusle: clicks and Minun is woken up
Minun: IM AWAKE!!! YEAHHHH!!! 😁
All the contestants: She forgot about her lover...... 😐
All the boys think: Women are scary 😰
Plusle: I suppose you can stay awake for now, your dare is after this 😈
Minun: you mean.... this isn't my dare? gulp
Plusle: Of course not, this is Ash's 😇
Ash: just smiles
Minun: How come he gets the cookie dare?! 😭
Plusle: Because that's the rules
Ash: Less chatting more eating!
May: I agree let's go!
Plusle: Alrighty! First one to finish their jar of cookies wins!
Plusle: clicks and a jar of cookies appears in front of each of the contestants
Plusle: Ready? GO!!!

May: starts shoving cookies into her mouth
Ash: Is shaking the jar so cookies fall into his mouth
Minun: can't open the jar My jar won't open!! 😱😱😱😱

Dawn: I guess you would need fingers to open a jar 🤔
Plusle: opps I didn't open the jar for you. Here 😇
Plusle: clicks and his jar is opened
Minun: YES! Is about to eat the first cookie but then it disappears
Minun: WAT!? 😭
Plusle: LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER!
Plusle: ASH IS OUR COOKIE EATING CHAMPION!!!!!
May: still has half eaten cookies in her mouth awww I lost
Minun: I didn't get to eat a single cookie 😭
Ash: YEAH I WON! 😁
Serena: Congrats Ash! Kisses his cheeks
Ash: Thanks! 😳
Dawn: Hey no PDA!
Serena: gives as Ash a trophy as Dawn says that 🏆
Minun: This is so unfair 😗
Plusle: The judge has spoken! 😎
Side Angel: At least you tried 😇
Plusle: I forgot to mention that the person who comes in last gets a dare soooo
Minun: Wait What!? 😐
Plusle: Yeah So now......

Plusle: starts speaking in a poetic voice
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I thought Voldormot was ugly,
But then I saw you.

All contestants: Thats it? 😐
All the boys: Absolutely rekt!!!
Minun: Ahhh... thanks? I don't know how to reply to this 😂
Minun: I mean Voldormort didn't have a nose so 😝
Plusle: Welp that didn't have the desired effect
All the girls: What did you think was going to happen?! 😅
Plusle: OH BUT WE AREN'T DONE! The last dare of the chapter for you Minun!


[Author] Aidan: Guess this means ima have to do 2 more chapters eventually 😅

Minun: A french Butler.... 😅
Serena: THATS AWESOME!! 😮
Plusle: Yep and your shall be my butler 😉
Dawn: Aww, That's cute!
Minun: Why a French one tho?
Plusle: Because France! And moustaches 😇
Minun: Wait wat?!
Plusle: clicks and Minun is a French butler

Minun: This feels so weird...
Plusle: oh Butler! I need my drink 😇
Minun: Oui Oui! Coming madame!
Minun: MY SPEECH 😱
Dawn: Ooo! Very French 😮
Ash: Are those strawberries too? 🤤
Serena: No! You already at a whole jar of cookies you don't need more food! 😅
Ash: Aww man!
Plusle: I'll have the tho Please butler 😇
Minun: Oui Oui! Feeds Plusle strawberries
Plusle: 😍😍😍😍😍😍
Dawn: And I think we are done here 😂
Drew: Phew I'm save 😅
May: Hey you didn't get a dare!!
Plusle: I would give more but we are already over budget and out of time so no more dares for now 😇
May: Or you just saying that so you won't have to be stoped being fed?
Plusle: maaayyybbbbeeeee~ 😇
Serena: Welp! That's all folks!
All the boys: ITS OVER WOOOO!!
Minun: Not for me 😢
Plusle: Consider the lesson learnt to not out do my covers next time then 😇
Minun: signs noted....
Plusle: See you next time everyone! 👋

[Author] Aidan: Just a little authors note before we wrap up this chapter 😇
Thanks everyone for firstly reading and stuff as well as for the support on this book dispute my... not so active updates on it. And despite my inactiveness this book somehow reach #1 in Amourshipping which is simple amazing! So thanks so much everyone and hopefully I can update more to be worthy of that position 😁
Until next time!

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