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Gary The Trollolololol


Aidan: HELLO TRUTH OR DARE PEEPS!!!!!
Minun: Me?
Aidan: Not you.
Minun: But im you 😱
Aidan: Oh boy... I'm talking to them *Points to the readers who are most likely facepalming*
Minun: But if I'm you I'm reading this which means I'm them 😇
*the forth wall just shatters into a million and 2 pieces*
Minun: woaaahhhhh! That's like a breaking the forth wall inside a forth wall. That's like.... 16 walls 😁
Aidan: I just wanna do an intro!!😭
Minun: Mwahahahaha! Feel my pain!!!
Aidan: I already know it because I'm you 😓
Minun: oh....
*awkward silence appears*
Minun: now I just look stupid...
Aidan: Good thing this is a Blooper Chapter!!!
Minun: THANK ARCEUS!!
Aidan: Press that blooper Botton Minun!😁
Minun: WITH PLEASURE!! *presses the blooper button*

Beep!

Gary: *gets a text*
Gary: IM POPULAR!!!
Ash: No your not 😒
Gary: *gets another text*
Gary: *gets another text*
Gary: *gets another text*
Gary: *gets another text*
Gary: *gets another text*
Gary: *gets another text*
Gary: You were saying?
Ash: (¬_¬)ノ
Ash: whatever *leaves*
Gary: Perfect 😈
Gary: *stops tapping the text sound button*
Gary:


Beeep!

Dawn: Ssoooo... Pauly?
Paul: ....
Dawn: Pauly?
Paul: 😐
Dawn: hheelllooo? Pauly?? *waves hand in front of his face*
Paul: 😑
Dawn: PAULY!!!!
Paul: 😤
Dawn: P. A. U. L. Y. PPPPAAAAAAUUUUUULLLLLYYYYYYY
Paul: 😡
Dawn: Pauly?!
Paul: 👿
Dawn: Paul?
Paul: Yes? 🙂
Dawn: Can I call you Pauly? 😊
Paul: 😓
Paul: N- *gets cut off*
Gary: *imitates Paul's voice* Sure!!
Dawn: YAY PAULY *Hugs Paul*
Paul: *Single tear runs down face* 😢
Gary:



Beeeeep!

May: OKAY! Today I'm going to find out the truth! 😁
May thinks: Pleaaaassseee work! 😍
May: *gets a rose Drew gave her, closes her eyes and rips off a one of the petals* he loves me ❤️
May thinks: Here. We. Go! 😍
May: *rips off another rose petal* he loves me not 💔
May: *rips off yet another rose petal* he loves me ❤️
May: *rips off and another rose petal* he loves me not 💔
May thinks: Is this stupid? Hmm... NAH 😁
May: *rips off AND another rose petal* he loves me ❤️
May: *rips off AAANNNDDDD another rose petal* he loves me not 💔
Gary: *glues the fallen petals back on* 😈
May: *rips off another rose petal* he loves me ❤️
May: *rips off another rose petal* he loves me not 💔
May: *rips off another rose petal* he loves me ❤️
May: *rips off another rose petal* he loves me not 💔
Gary: *keeps gluing them back on* Mwahaha! 😂
May thinks: Wow. This is a big rose... *opens eyes and sees the rose with all its petals*
May: WAT 😶
May: *sees Gary with glue* GARYYYY!
Gary:


Beeeeeeep!

Bonnie: IT'S NEARLY MY BIRTHDAY!!! 😄
Clemont: Congratulations Bonnie!
Bonnie: Dont congratulate me yet big brother! It's not my birthday yet 😅
Clemont: Speaking or which, have you given any thought as to what you want for your birthday?
Bonnie: I KNOW THE PERFECT THING!! 😇
Clemont: What is that?
Bonnie: To find someone to finally take care of my big brother of course! 😁
Clemont: *facepalms while blushing* 😳
Clemont: B-besides that? 😓
Bonnie: Hmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Bonnie: *keeps thinking hard*
Bonnie: 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Bonnie: Nope! I don't want anything 😇
Clemont: *falls anime style* NOTHING?! 😭
Bonnie: Yep! Nothing 😁
Gary: *walks in with a gift* Hey Bonnie, I have an early birthday gift for you 😇
Clemont: huh?
Bonnie: REALLY?! 😱😱😱😱😱😱
Gary: Yep! *gives her the gift* 🎁
Bonnie: YAY!!!!! *starts opening it*
Clemont: This is very suspicious *thinks* WAIT BONNIE DONT OPEN THE PERVY GUYS GIFT 😱😱😱😱😱😱
Bonnie: Huh? What's this? *reaches into the box*
Gary: 😈😈😈😈😈😈
Clemont: NOOOOOOO!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱
Gary: YEEEESSSSS!!!!
Bonnie: *pulls out a Jar* huh? What's this?

[Author] Aidan: For those who can't read what it says I shall translate! 😁 *gets microscope*
[Author] Aidan: THE JAR OF NOTHING
[Author] Aidan: Did you say nothing? When you were asked what you wanted for your birthday, anniversary, graduation, or Christmas? Don't you remember saying, "NOTHING". Well this time someone heard you, searching high & low, and found the perfect gift.
[Author] Aidan: This actually happened to me 😅

Clemont: Wat 😐
Bonnie: Ahhh...
Gary: Itsssss.. NOTHING! Just as you asked for 😁
Clemont and Bonnie: *sweatdrop* 😓
Gary:

Alan: *is running*
Gary: Alan is training it seems... 😈
Alan thinks: I have to get stronger! *sprints past Gary*
Gary: Hey Alan! 😈
Alan: huh? *stops and turns around* yeah?
Gary: You lost something 😜
Alan: I did? What did I lose?
Gary: YOUR SPEED

Alan: 😑 *turns around and keeps running*
Gary: DANGIT! Looks like he found it again. Sorry Ashy-boy, I tried for you 😇

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Misty: Hey Gary?
Gary: Why hello there 😏
Misty: I have a question to ask you 😁
Misty thinks: *time to give him a taste of his own medicine* 😈
Gary: Sure! Ask away 😊
Misty: Well... umm... Do you want to be the star of my life? *looks down and blushes slightly* 😳
Gary: .....
Misty: S-so?
Gary: Umm.. sure! Would love to be 😉
Misty: *smirks* 😏
Misty: THEN STAY 15,000,000km (93,000,000 miles) AWAY FROM ME!! 😈
Misty:

Gary: 😶
Misty: HA! HOW DOES IT FEEL? 😈
Gary: Bad..
Misty: GOOD 😁
Gary: ... Bad that I'm going to end up killing you with how HOT I am 😉
Misty: .... 😓
Gary: I win 😌


BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Minun: Well... that's not what I expected to see happen 😅
Minun: But hopefully you all enjoyed this small chapter!
Minun: We will be back to more tortu- I mean... FUN dares next time!
[Author] Aidan: *mumbles* That is if life stops being mean 😗
Minun: Oh! Before I forget, I have something for you! 😇
[Author] Aidan: Hmm? And what is that?
Minun: Welllllll, Plulse outdid me with the cover so I decided to outdo hers! 😁
[Author] Aidan: You made a cover?
Minun: YUP!!!

[Author] Aidan: Oooo! Not bad 😮
Minun: DOES THAT MEAN I WIN?! 😍
[Author] Aidan: For now... but you know Plusle ain't gonna like that you outdid her right? 😅
Minun: It's finneeeee! Just as no one tells her 😇
Gary: Oh realllllyyyy? 😏
[Author] Aidan: Well shoot....
Minun: NOOOOOO!!!
Gary:

[Author] Aidan and Minun: GARY OAKKKKK!!!!!!!!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

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