Hello everyone! I want to apologise for not updating this book in forever!
But...
HEY PUT DOWN YOUR PITCHFORKS!!!
It's Christmas 😇
And so this is my gift to my readers, I know you guys like my T or D book so I wanted to say thank you for 1k Followers and MERRY CHRISTMAS the only way I know how...

ITS TRUTH OR DARE TIME!
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Random Narrator Voice: It was the night before Christmas in a priso- I mean house of the Pokémon family. The tree brightly decorated in rainbow lights, the fire place crackling it's warmth and the Christmas cookies sat by the chimney awaiting a curtain someone.

May: I can't wait for Christmas!
Dawn: It's going to be amazing!
Drew: Sure is April.
May: ITS MAY!
Gary: unless you all are on the 'naughty' list 😏
Serena: no Gary. I'm sure we have all been good this year 😊
Ash: I HAVE BEEN! 😁
Paul: All? Pfft
Gary: mumbles well your all on MY naughty list ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Plusle: sighs I just wish he was here for Christmas 😔
Darla: don't worry Plusle. I'm sure he will come back eventually
Plusle: wipes tear It would be a Christmas miracle
Iris: no what would be a Christmas miracle is keeping him away from cookies 😂
Plusle 😅
Plusle: yeah that's true...
Misty: is holding a hammer over the chimney entry above the cookies and milk waiting I WILL CATCH YOU THIS YEAR FATHER CHRISTAMS!!!!!!
Everyone but Misty: 😓
Ash: Those cookies look so tasty 🤤
Serena: that's because I baked them 😉
Ash: 😍😍😍😍
????: HO HO HO!!! Voice comes from up the chimney
Everyone: 😱
Dawn: ITS HIM!!!
Brock: Gets the camera
Ash: NNNOO! I MUST EAT SERENA'S COOKIES!!! 😭
Serena: SHH! I'll make you some later!
Bonnie: SSSHHH LOVE BIRDS!!!
Max: HES COMING
Gary: Ooo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Everyone hides behind the couch

Minun: falls down the chimney in a Santa suit and immediately starts eating the cookies
Bonnie: Its him 😍
Clemont: how is this even scientifically possible... 😦
Misty: AH HA! I HAVE YOU NOW SANTA!!! Hits Minun with the. 'GOT YOU NOW SANTA' hammer
Minun: ow!
Plusle: wait.. I know that voice 😮
Minun: has swirls in his eyes and a cookie half sticking out of his mouth
Clemont: SANTA IS UNABLE TO BATTLE! Misty is the winner!!
Bonnie: Really big brother?
Clemont: I can't help it 😭
Misty: It's time to pay for giving me coal last year! 👿
Gary: Someone got put on that naughty list 😏
Misty: gets ready to hit 'Santa' again
Plusle: WAIT! Don't hurt him!
Serena: Yeah! We don't want to be put on the naughty list because of you!
Gary: are you sssuuuurrreee 😉
Max: pinches Gary's ear and pulls him away no you stupid perv
Misty: there won't be a naughty list when I'm done with him 😈
All the boys: Creepy! 😰
Plusle: no not that 😓
Misty: Then what?
Plusle: Watch. Hey Miny! I got some cookie for you 😊
Minun: becomes conscious COOKIES!? Jumps on Plusle
Plusle: aah! 😂
Dawn: 😱 Santa is killing Plusle!
May: SHES TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! 😭
Darla: I think you two need to take a closer look 😓
Dawn and May: oh... it's Minun in a Christmas suit...
Bonnie: KAWAII!! 😍
Ash: aww... how come he gets all the cookies? 😖
Plusle: Your back! 😍
Minun: hehe, you didn't think I'd miss out on Christmas did you? 😁
Everyone: Yes -_-
Minun: 😐
Cilan: I guess it's a Christmas miracle?
Iris: he ate the cookies. No miracle here
Darla: It's good to have you back Minun Sir
Minun: I told you Darla, no need to be formal. Just call me Minun 😅
Darla: but Sir-
Minun: BUTTS ARE FOR POOPING
Everyone: aaah what? 😂
Minun: Anyways... I bring gifts!!!
Everyone: PRESENTS!!!! 😍😍😍😍
Minun: opens Santa sack and envelopes come out
Minun: Merry Christmas 😇
Plusle: Aww Minun you shouldn't have!
Minun: hehe 😇
Ash: Wait a second....
May: This..
Dawn: Is...
Gary: SPARTA!!!!
Everyone: ........ 😓
Paul: Dibs on slapping the meme lord! 😈
Gary: O.o runs away
Minun: well you all are right 😁
Contestants: NNOOO!!! 😱😱😱
Minun: It's Truth or Dare time!!
Paul: nope leaves
Minun: where you going? Claps and Paul returns
Paul: -_- leaves
Minun: claps and Paul returns again
Paul: Do you mind? Leaves
Minun: No I don't mind claps and Paul returns once again
Paul: Oh come on!
Minun: If it makes you feel any better we were all given a gift 😊
Ash: YYYEEESSSS!!! THANK YOU SANATA!!!
Dawn: Who's it from?
May: What is it?
Minun: Here!

Ash: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Drew: I think Ash is becoming more like Minun 😅
Paul: Really? I hadn't noticed 😒
Serena: Welp, doesn't look like I need to bake for him anymore
Gary: GIRL SCOUTS!? WHERE!? 😍
Clemont: That's just who it's from Gary. Your not getting Girl Scouts for Christmas 😓
Misty thinks: phew...
Minun: I heard that Misty 😉
Misty: STAY OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Bonnie: Was it ship worthy? 😃
Minun: By the laws of mind reading, I am prohibited from revealing someone's personal thoughts or desires
Ash: grabs a box and stars eating cookies
May: Your on Ash! Grabs a box too and starts eating
Minun: now that's what I am talking about! Jumps into a box and eats away
Serena and Plusle: That's our boys for you
Drew: Not you too! 😭
Drew: I thought she was normal 😭
Minun and Ash: Whats that meant to mean!? Says with mouth full of cookies
Drew: Aahh... nothing 🤥
Darla: picks up one of the envelopes and opens it

Darla: Looks like we have a good Dare here!
Paul: Did you just use dare and good in the same sentence 😑
Darla: yeah look. Shows Paul the dare
Paul: smiles
Dawn: Is that a smile?! 😱
Dawn reads the dare aww come on! Only them 😭
Gary: I wanna see!
Minun: Hmm? Claps and Gary gets blind folded
Gary: Hey! Who turned off the lights?
Paul: Here you go boys gives all the boys bottles of water and shows them the dare
Paul: drink up
All the boys: drink the water and waits for Gary to have his blind fold removed
Minun: 3
Gary: huh?
Plusle: 2 😊
Gary: what's with the counting?
Darla: 1
Gary: 0?
Minun: claps and removes the blindfold
Gary: I can see again! 😄
All the boys: spit all the water onto him at once 💦💦💦
Gary: ...
Everyone: HAHAHA!! 😂😂😂
Gary: I'm all wet now! Wwwhhhhhyyyy!?
Ash: Because the dare said so you wet perv
Gary: so? I thought we were friends Ashy-boy. How could you 😢
Bonnie: NOO! PALLET DOWN! I REPEAT PALLET DOWN!!!
Max: I thought you shipped Ash and Serena
Bonnie: I ship EVERYONE
Max: Everyone... 😳
Bonnie: Yep. EVERYONE
Max: 😳
May: I'm liking these dares! Darla please do another!
Cilan: Wait... they want to do dares?
Iris: WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!
Minun: I picked out some good ones for us to do 😇
Minun: I'm not going to torture you on Christmas Eve. That's rude
Gary: Then what do you call this!?
Minun: As I was saying I picked out good dares 😊
Gary: Your despicable 😑
Plusle: sits on Minun's lap Well this would be fun then
Darla: Shall I do another?
Everyone but Gary: YES!!!
Gary: Nnnooooooo! 😭
Darla: opens a white envelope

All the girls: EEEEKKKKK!!! Starts fangirling
Serena: o-oh 😳😳😳
Bonnie: YYYYYUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU FOR THIS MINUN!!!
Plusle: no. Mine
Gary: phew... thank Arceus I thought it was another dare aimed at me
Ash: aahhh...
Alain: Ash. Sing. Pfft! 😂😂😂
Brock: I am so recording this! Gets out camera
Clemont: Can Ash sing?
Drew: we are about to find out
Minun: Allow me to set the stage.... literally Claps and a stage and mic appear with Ash on it
Ash: aahhh...
Darla: how about he sings a Christmas themed song considering it's Christmas Eve?
Plusle: Great idea Darla!
Gary: HAHA! Good Luck Ashy-Boy!
Ash: Aahh...
Silence falls
Minun tells Ash in his head: I'll play the music of the song as soon as you decide 😊👍
Ash thinks: Aahh... thanks Minun
Ash: starts singing

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(Listen to the song to know what he sings)

Ash: finishes singing
Everyone: ....... woah
Serena: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Dawn: hahaha! I think someone loved it
May: you don't say
Alan: Ash... can... SING!?
Ash: aahhh... did I do good?
Gary: good... Good... GOOD!? You were great! Starts shedding a tear
Gary: it was enough to make a man cry.... but not this man. GET BACK IN THERE TEAR! Tear goes back into Gary's eye
Serena: It was beautiful Ashy! Kisses Ash's cheek
Darla: so... beautiful cry's at beauty
Minun: Darla.. your crying...
Darla: I am? OMA I AM!!!
Plusle: I think we need another dare considering how good they are
Plusle thinks: maybe there will be one with me and Minun! Please! Please!
Minun: why do you want that?
Plusle: goes red hey! I thought we agreed no looking into each other's Head!
Minun: whoopsy 😅
Plusle: sighs grabs a white envelope and opens it

Gary and Misty: WHAT!?
Misty: IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! Whacks Minun with the 'HOW COULD YOU!?' Hammer
Plusle: No touchy! Zaps Misty with Thunderbolt
Misty: has swirls in her eyes
Bonnie: oh no...
Clemont: MISTY IS UNABKE TO BATTLE! Plusle is the winner!
Bonnie: and there is the gag
Clemont: I need help 😭
Korrina: your fine! 😄
Ash: wait so it's a body swap?
Minun: no... but now that you mention it that's a great idea!
Gary: I thought these were ment to be good dares 😭
Minun: They are 😇
Minun: just didn't say to who
Minun: claps and Misty and Gary switch bodies
Misty (in Gary's body): AAHHH!!!!
Gary: (in Misty's body): my chest feels heavier 😅
Serena: There is so many things wrong with this....
Ash: I can't tell the difference
Misty (in Gary's body): CHANGE US BACK MINUN goes to get a hammer
Misty (in Gary's body): Wait... I can't get my hammers!?
Gary (in Misty's body): oh you mean this? 😏 holds one of Misty's giant hammers
Misty (in Gary's body): GIVE ME THAT OR ILL HIT YOU WHERE IT HURTS!
Gary (in Misty's body): looks down at the part Misty was talking about
Misty (in Gary's body): YOU PERV!! 😳
Gary (in Misty's body): Wasn't me it was you 😋
Gary (in Misty's body): I can feel the perv force growing within you!
Misty (in Misty's body): Please someone help me! 😭😭😭😭
Dawn: should we help her... I mean him? Her?
May: It
Dawn: right. Should we help it?
Misty (in Gary's body): IM A GIRL!!
Drew: you sure?
Gary (in Misty's body): Look down and you might find the answer to be different 😏
Misty (in Gary's body): Please turn us back Minun! 😭😭😭
Minun: Hmmm...
Plusle: rolls eyes and puts a cookie in Minun's mouth before clapping switching them back
Misty (in Misty's body): YYYEEESSS!!! Hugs herself
Gary (in Gary's body): awwww! I wanted to be a girl some more
Darla: Aahh why is the body indicator still there?
[Author] Aidan: BECAUSE THEY CAN BE!
Minun: DANGIT AIDAN YOU BROKE THE FORTH WALL AGAIN!!!
[Author] Aidan: worth it
Misty: Wait I'm in the right body right?!
Paul: Yes 😒
Dawn: you seem disappointed about that raises eyebrow
Paul: I honestly don't care
Dawn: man that's cold 😨
Darla: Hey look a black one
Gary: 😱
Gary: she's racist
Darla: huh? No a black envelope
Gary: why can't it be white huh? RACIST!
Darla: There are more white envelopes ones then black ones
Gary: oh so your saying blacks are inferior. RACIST!!
Minun: claps and tap is put around Gary's mouth you can open it now Darla 😅
Darla: aahhh... opens the black envelope

[Author] Aidan: In case you have forgotten. White envelopes contain Dares and black envelopes contain Truths

Ash: Finally we get to know!
Serena: How has it taken this long for someone to ask this?
Minun: ¯\_ツ_/¯
Dawn: NOW SPILL!!!
May: yeah! Why are you a Cookie Monster!?
Minun: Hmmm 🤔
Drew: why do you even need to this about this?
Paul: Pathetic 😒
Iris: probably because he is such a little kid
Cilan: kisses Iris
Iris: WE ARE STILL DOING THIS!?
Plusle: Yep 😋
Minun: Well because it was such a long time ago I had my first cookie
Plusle: aahhh... no it wasn't... it was like 3 days after we met
Minun: oh yeah!
Dawn: TELL US THE STORY!!!
Cilan: As a book connoisseur I proudly state its STORY TIME!
Iris: that's not a thing.. 😓
Contestants: SSSHHH! Is eating popcorn and waiting for Minun to tell the story
Iris: and where did the popcorn come from!?
Minun: Well it was when me and Plusle went into a town and well I just kinda found some cookies sitting so lonely by someone's window so I ate one and just fell in love with it 😅
Plusle: mumbles stupid cookie got to his heart before me 😒
Contestants: sweatdrops
Brock: so you stole them
Minun: No!
Plusle: Yes 😓
Minun: maybe?
Contestants: -_-
Minun: I WAS HUNGRY!!!
Bonnie: so it was like love at first taste?
Gary: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Minun: Yep 😍
Bonnie: I SHIP IT!!!!
Plusle: please don't... 😣
Bonnie: Ooo~ someone jealous nudges Plusle
Plusle: Of a cookie? Yeah right
Minun: why would you be jealous of a cookie? I'm not dating food
Plusle: 😳
Bonnie: nah! I prefer this ship way more! 😍😍😍😍
Plusle: goes redder can we please move on! 😳
Darla: with pleasure Miss Amour 😛
Plusle: is as red as a tomato PLEASE!
Darla: sure 😂
Darla: open another white envelope

Bonnie: SSSSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Max: she's a major shipper 😅
Clemont: tell me about it 😓
Serena: Aww! Those two are so cute together
Dawn: It's like they are made for each other!
Drew: They are both versions of Minun so doesn't that just mean we are Shipping devil Minun with angel Minun?
Minun: basically 😂
Ash: ow! My head
Gary: Geez Ashy-boy. It's simple
Misty: then how about you explain it to him considering you both speak idiot
Gary and Ash: ouch
Alain: Since when did she have roasts?
Paul: grins
Dawn: DONT SMILE AT HER! 😭😭😭
Darla: hang on. Where is Side Angel and Devil? I haven't seen them at all
May: now that you mention it neither have I
Serena: They aren't here
Ash: wow so smart! 😊
Misty: something that will never be said about you 😑
Ash: ouch.... again
Minun: They haven't been around because apparently Side Devil doesn't like Christmas and Side Angel adores it
Plusle: will those two ever agree on anything
Side Devil: appears on Minun's Shoulder Nope. Never
Side Angel: appears too Hello everyone! 😇
Contestants: Hi Side Angel
Side Devil: What do you want Minun? I'm busy planning ways to burn Angel's Christmas tree 😈
Side Angel: 😇 He's failing
Paul: I knew I always liked him 🙂
Minun: That's simple Devil. Claps and mistletoe appears above Side Angel and Devil
Minun: Just look up
Side Angel and Side Devil: looks up
Side Angel: Pretty! 😇
Side Devil: ....
Bonnie: starts chanting ship ship Ship! Ship! SHIP SHIP!!!
Plusle: You know what to do you two
Side Angel: of course! Kisses Minun's Cheek 😇
Plusle: Must... resist
Drew: how oblivious is the girl!?
Serena: Ash still takes the cake
Ash: CAKE!? Where?! 😍
Serena: see 😓
Side Devil: Well thanks for the entertainment. I have a tree to burn
Minun: You do it and I'll make sure you get coffee 😉
Side Angel: do what?
Side Devil: Your evil 👿
Minun: I'm you 😈
Side Angel: so am I! 😇
Bonnie: Please do it!!! My shipness is overdrive!!! 😍😍
Side Devil: I will get you all back for this kisses Side Angel
Side Angel: smiles and kisses back
Bonnie: explodes 💥
Darla: Oh my... claps and Bonnie comes back to life
Bonnie: EEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Girls: all awe at once
Side Devil: maybe I won't burn her tree now...
Dawn: Looks like the devil has a soft spot 😉
Side Devil: -_-
Side Devil: I will burn your hair
Dawn: o.O
Side Angel: 😇
Minun: You two can go now
Gary: To bed that is 😏
Side Angel: I'm not tired 😇
Side Devil: and I'm out disappears
Side Angel: I should go before he burns my Christmas Tree. Bye all! 😇 disappears too
Bonnie: mumbles another one off my Ship list 😍 crosses our Side Angel and Devil's names off the ship list
Plusle: Well that could have gone better..
Darla: I agree, I was expecting something more romantic
Minun: oh well 😇 opens the 2nd last envelope and teleports Ash away

Serena: Ash!? 😱
Minun: he's fine I sent him to the waiting room 😊
Serena: raises eyebrow waiting room?
Minun: Yep. Waiting room 😉

In the Waiting room:

Ash: huh? Where am I?
Hologram Minun: Welcome to the waiting room! Here have a cookie
Ash: Waiting room?
Hologram Minun: Welcome to the waiting room! Here have a cookie
Ash: Why am I here?
Hologram Minun: Welcome to the waiting room! Here have a cookie
Ash: That doesn't answer the question
Hologram Minun: Welcome to the waiting room! Here have a cookie
Ash: can you please say something different?
Hologram Minun: Welcome to the waiting room! Here have a cookie
Ash: your annoying -_-
Hologram Minun: Thanks I try 😊
Ash: facepalms

Back to the Truth or Dare Room:

Minun: shows the dare to Serena
Serena: 0////0
Dawn: Ooo~ someone's blushing 😉
Paul: what's the dare?
Gary: bet I know what it is 😏
Misty: bet I know who's getting hit next with my hammer 😈
Gary: O.o
Minun: You all will have to wait and see. But it's good! Isn't that right Serena 😉
Serena: goes red y-yeah
Bonnie: I SENSE MORE SHIPPING!!! 😍
Max: haven't you had enough fangirling for one day?
Bonnie: NEVER ENOUGH SHIPPING!!
Max: of course 😅
Minun: let me just bring Ash back 😉
Serena: gulps
Minun: claps and Ash comes back from the waiting room
Ash: oh no where am I now!?
Minun: Welcome to the Truth or Dare Room!
Ash: NOT ANOTHER ANNOYING MINUN 😫
Minun: 😓
Clemont: Another one?
Ash: Oh that's the real one 😅
Minun: wow. Thanks man 😢
Minun: ANYWAYS! Serena has something to tell you Ash
Ash: ???
Ash: is it food related? 😍
Serena: Err... no
Ash: Aww. What is it then?
Serena: Ash...
Ash: that's my name yes
Serena: I-Im... Im pregnant 😳
Ash: 😶
Ash: .......
Contestants: 😱😱😱😱
Minun: Your a Dad now Ashy 😋
Ash: .....
Serena: You okay Ashy?
Ash: 🎶 f*ck this sh*t I'm out! 🎶
Ash: grabs travel bag
Ash: 🎶 don't mind me. Ima just take my stuff and leave. Excuse me please! F*ck this sh*t I'm out 🎶
Ash: leaves
Everyone: jaw drops onto the ground
Minun: eerrrr... not what I thought would happen...
Dawn: did he just...
Serena: it would appear so 😓
Misty: HES GOING TO DIE!! Chases after Ash
Gary: Ashy-boy is going to die tonight 😂
Serena: NNOOO!!! DONT YOU HURT HIM!!! Runs after Misty
Plusle: Should I bring them back?
Darla: hmmm... opens the last Dare
Darla: nah! Let them sort it out. We don't need them for this last Dare
Plusle: what's the dare?
Darla: this:

Girls: AWW WHAT!? NO FAIR!!!
Boys: Come on! 😩
Plusle: VACATION!?! 😃
Minun: Mhm~! 😊
Plusle: YAY!! Quickly runs to her room and returns with suitcases
Plusle: Lets go! Claps and teleports Minun and herself away
Everyone: umm.... what now?
Minun: reappears Arceus she's excited 😅
Dawn: you don't take her out often do you?
Minun: not really no
May: no wonder she's excited then!
Minun: Well before I get teleported agai- disappears
Darla: he was too slow
Clemont: Plusle is crazy about this
Bonnie: Well I don't see you taking Korrina out anywhere big brother
Korrina: because I don't want to go anywhere 😊
Minun reappears
Drew: looks like he is back again
Minun: As I was saying... Merry Christmas to you all!!
Minun: gives everyone cookie canes
Paul: what in the name of Arceus is this!?
Cilan: The texture is very... unique and the smell is exquisite
Minun: It's a cookie cane 😊

(Cookie canes in case you are wondering what they look like 😂)

Darla: Minun... as your close friend... I have to say.... you need help
Minun: I guess your right....
Minun: I could have made more for you all if I had an extra pair of hands!
Darla: that's... that's not what I meant
Minun: thanks Darla! I'll re,ever that next time! Anyways I got to go before she figures out I'm gone again 😅
Minun: Bye all and Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year! Disappears

Darla: sighs and eats the cookie huh... it's surprising good 😄
Paul: and now you need help 😒
Darla: well considering Plusle and Minun are on their holiday-
Bonnie: cough date cough
Darla: or that too guess it's time to wrap things up!
Dawn: Freedom!
May: Can't tell if that was a good Christmas or a bad Christmas Eve 😅
Drew: no one died so better then I expected

Darla: well. Thank you all so much for tuning in to Truth or Dare once again and thank you to all the people who gave dares that were used today! It was much appreciated and we hope to see you all next time! Bye!! 👋

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3498 words... wowzers I forgot how much effort and time actually has to go into making these chapters 😅
Anyways I hope you all enjoyed Truth and Dare. I know it's been a while since I updated but hopefully it's still as good as it use to be! 😊
Anyways. Merry Christmas everyone and a happy new year! 🎉🎉