Banned Dares and Bloopers!
Minun: WELCOME EVERYONE! To the 100 followers special!
Plusle: Where today we will be looking at some Dares that we decided had to be banned because of how they turned out as well as some Bloopers as well!
Minun: That's right Plusle! So get your Popcorn 🍿
Minun: Get your Drink
Minun: And get comfy and relax as we are proud to introduce...
Plusle and Minun: 100 follower special! BANNED DARES AND BLOOPERS!
TDM: WARNING: Content may or may not be 'decent' for pure eyes! So read at own risk!
Minun: Enjoy! 😊
Beeep!
Ash: So Minun What do we have planned today?
Minun: 😐
Ash: Minun?
Minun: 😐
Everyone: *confused*
Alain: HEY DUMBO!!!
Minun: 😐
Paul: AARRRRR! Answer us! *pushes Minun*
Minun: *is unfazed* 😐
Dawn: okay this is officially creepy...
Bonnie: Where is Plusle when you need her!?!
Max: She said she needed to do something
Minun: 😐
Drew: Dude! Move that stupid face of yours
Minun: 😐
Misty: THATS IT! IM GETTING MY HAMMER!!!
Everyone: GO MISTY! 😃
Minun: 😐
Misty: Last chance Minun! *gets ready to hit Minun with hammer*
Minun: 😐
Misty: THATS IT! *smashes Minun*
Minun: *body breaks into a million pieces except for his head that roles up to Misty's feet* 😐
Misty: AAAHHH!!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!! *kicks Minun's head up in the air*
Misty: BURN!!! *gets out flamethrower and fires at the head*
Everyone: 😦
Misty: Phew! Don't worry guys it's gone 😊
Minun: *walks in* WHAT HAPPENED!?!
Everyone: Huh!?!
Everyone: *looks at the Ashes of the Minun head then back at Minun then back to the ashes and back to Minun*
Everyone: Wait WWWWAAAAAA
Plusle: *walks in* NOOO! My Minun sculpture!!!
Everyone: SCULPTURE!?!
Minun: Wait What?
Plusle: 😳
Misty: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT I JUST BURNT!?!
Plusle: Fine... I was making a sculpture of Minun.... for personal reasons!
Gary: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Plusle: I'm going to kill you one day Gary 😑
Misty: NNNNOOOOO! NOT THAT FACE!!!
Beeeeep
Minun: And our next dare is...
Plusle: 0////0
*5 seconds of complete silence*
Contestants: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Drew: GET REKT! 😂
Dawn: HAHAHA! Plusle's getting in!
Bonnie: THE SHIP WILL SAIL!
Gary: WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING LAYED BUT ME!?! 😭
Ash: Because no one likes you Oak Tree 😝
Gary: 😭
Minun: aaahhhh
Plusle: *looks at Minun*
Minun: Well This is awkward....
Contestants: *chants* Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Plusle thinks: Should I be happy about this or not?
Minun: I guess I have to 😔
Plusle: it's F-Fine Minun
Gary: ddddddooooooo iiiiiittttt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Minun: s-sorry Plusle *begins*
Plusle: *moans*
Gary: YAS! PERV FORCE GROW!!!
Readers: Shut up Gary we are trying to watch the action here!
Clemont and May: *cover Bonnie And Max's eyes*
Plusle and Minun: *still going*
Readers: who knew Pokémon sex would be so interesting 😁
Some time later...
Minun: *finishes*
Readers: Now that was oddly satisfying 😃
Gary: THE PERV FORCE IS STRONG!!!
Readers: Your welcome Lord Perv 😉
Misty: Wait What....
Ash: I think we need to fix that forth wall...
TDM: on it! *removes the readers*
Serena: So Plusle... how was it? 😅
Plusle: I enjoyed it 😊
Everyone: O.o
Minun: Wait What.....
Plusle: I liked it 😊
Gary: That means it wasn't rape! They didn't do the dare! Start over!!!
Plusle and Minun: *look at each other*
Minun: no thanks...
Plusle: Yeah not now
Beeeeep
Plusle: Hey Minun...
Minun: Yeah?
Plusle: I'm pregnant...
Minun: !!!!!!!!!
Minun: 🎶 F*ck This shit I'm out!
MMMMMM HMMMMMM
Fuck this shit I'm out!
No thanks,
Don't mind me,
Imma just grab my stuff and leave,
Excuse me please,
Fuck this shit I'm out!
Minun: *leaves*
Plusle: 😐
Plusle: aaahhhh... April Fools?
Beeeeeep
Plusle: our next dare says:
Everyone: HELL YEAH!
Minun: oh no... 😓
Minun: This isn't going to good
Everyone: Give us dem power Minun!!!
Plusle: This is going to end very poorly
Minun: agreed... *claps and now everyone has Author Powers*
Gary: F*CK YEAH! *claps and 100 bikini babes appear and huddle around Gary*
Ash: WWOOO!!! *claps and heaps of food appears*
Serena: yay! *claps and Ash and her are teleported away ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
Dawn: WWWWOOOOO! *claps and Paul and her disappear*
Misty: *evil laugh* *claps and she gets the codes for Nuclear missiles*
Clemont: *claps and all his exploded machines are back* 😍
Mairin: *claps and a pillow of Alain appears* EEEEEEE *hugs the pillow*
Alain: *claps and now has multiple mega stones* Ash is never getting his revenge 😈
TDM: Yeah This was a bad idea
Minun: yeah... Okay everyone! Game over no more Author Powers
Contestants: *teleport in front of Minun* no! My powers *teleport away*
Plusle: Well strawberry pips!
Minun: Well there goes all our contestants 😓
Beeeeep
(What side angel and devil do when they aren't on Minun's shoulder)
Side devil: HEY ANGEL!!! *yells from his fiery hut in hell*
Side angel: *roles eyes* what is it? *responds from a bright cloud of heaven*
Side devil: Can I borrow some sugar!?
Side angel: for what?
Side devil: For coffee of course!!
Side angel: *puts down newspaper which was just a bunch of things Minun is thinking*
Side angel: *looks down over the edge of her cloud at devil*
Side devil: 😁
Side angel: 😑 *drops some sugar*
Side devil: 😍 *watches the sugar fall*
*sugar burns up just before it reaches side devil*
Side devil: O.o
Side angel: Well that's a shame...
Side devil: wow thanks!
Side angel: no problem *walks back into house*
Side devil: angel? *looks up at the heaven cloud* Angel come back!!! My coffee 😭
Side angel: Devil firstly it is so hot down there that any form of liquid wouldn't be able to exist!
Side devil: *looks down at coffee mug and sees no coffee*
Side angel: and secondly we need to go! I hear Minun is think about asking Plusle out!!! *disappears to Minun's shoulder*
Side devil: But my coffee! 😭
Beeeep
Minun: I'm hungry...
Plusle: Nice to meet you hungry! I'm Plusle 😊
Minun: Haha! Very funny Plusle *opens a cookie jar*
*cookie jumps out of the jar*
Cookie: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! *runs away*
Plusle and Minun: O.o
Plusle: What was that?
Minun: *looks in the cookie jar* Appears to be a rogue cookie *grabs another cookie*
Cookie: HELLO! *hugs Minun* Love you! 😊
Plusle think: OH HELL NO!
Minun: Love you too cookie 😄
Plusle: *grabs cookie and smashes cookie on the ground*
Cookie: *before hits the ground* NNOOO
Minun: COOKIE!!! 😭
Plusle: *roles eyes*
Minun: RIP lovey cookie
Plusle: Oh please!
Minun: Don't worry Plusle you will always be my one and only cookie 😉
Cookie (the rogue one): FOR COOKIELAND!!! *charges with hundreds of cookies*
Minun: You know maybe I should stop buying cookies from Potter bakery 😅
Plusle: You don't say!
Minun: Love you cookie 😘
Beeeep
Minun: so our next dare says... *eyes widen*
Drew: that's never a good sign...
May: what does it say?
Minun: 😐 *drops the dare and walks out*
May: okay then...
Plusle: *picks up the dare* it says:
Plusle: Wait did I read the right? *rereads dare* nope that's what is says...
Everyone: 😨
Ash: Now I understand why Minun walked out!
Serena: Smart
Plusle: Not smart enough! *claps and Minun is back and is eating a cookie*
Minun: *has cookie in mouth* huh...
Plusle: Sorry Miny, But I don't want to suffer alone ☺️
Minun: ..... cookie?
Paul: WE DONT WANT YOUR COOKIES!!!!
Cookies: FINE THEN! *gets out of Minun's arms and walks away*
Serena: Aaahhh... Minun What Are you making these cookies with?
Minun: I bought these ones from a shop named Potter bakery 😁
Alain: ahhh... how are we even meant to do this dare?
Minun: I got a friend *claps and Will appears*
Minun think: I'm sure Lily won't mind (lily is a friend and will is one of her characters)
Will: MINUN!?!
Minun: H-Hey Will 😅
Will: Where am I!?!
Minun: That's not important right now...
Will: IT KINDA IS! I NEED TO GET LILY BACK!!!
Ash: Back for what?
Will: I GOT DARED TO BE TIED TO A TREE AND NOW SHE NEEDS TO PAY!!!
Minun: Will calm down! And chop all our hands off 😊
Will: Wait what....
Minun: you heard me! Chop our hands off 😊
Will: with pleasure! *gets out a sword and chops off everyone hands*
Everyone: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! IT HURTS!!!
Will: Hahahaha! Pain is Fun 😈
May: Minun!? AHHHH! Ow! How do you even know this guy!?
Minun: OW! It's a long story!
Will: Do you guys need a hand 😏
*everyone goes quiet*
Will: No? Okay bye! *disappears*
Beeeep
Minun: 3...2...1
Ash: Nothing happened...
Minun: 😭
Bonnie: What Are you even trying to do Minun?
Minun: I want to be psychic!
Serena: 3...2...1
Plusle: *walks in* Hey guys!
Minun: 😐
Serena: 😎
Minun: I have no words to describe the pain I feel right now
Serena: I know ur pain you wanna know how?
Minun: aahhh... how?
Serena: LETS JUST SAY IM PSYCHIC 😏
Minun: 😭
Ash: lol! How did you not see that one coming Minun 😂
Serena: simple! He isn't psychic 😜
Minun: Way to rub it in 😣
Beeeep!
???: Gary! You must complete your training!
Gary: yes master perv!
???: Good! Now go my pupil! The world awaits your pervness!
Gary: Yes master! *runs I to Ash and Serena's room while they are making out*
Ash: GARY!!!!
Gary: Sorry Ashy-boy! The perv forced called for me!
Beeeep!
Brock: Will you go out with me?
Jenny72829: no
Brock: will you go out with me?
Joy17283: aahhh no..
Brock: WHY YOU GUYS NO LOVE ME!?! 😭
Beeeep
Reader: Hmmmm what to dare, what to dare 🤔
Reader: I KNOW! I dare Minun to *dare gets burned up*
Reader: HEY!!!
Minun: sorry I saw the words Minun And immediately had to do something about it
Reader: 😑
Beeeeep
*silence while all you can hear is the ticking of the clock*
Gary: I'm bored
Everyone: 😡
Gary: what?
Everyone: HE BROKE THE SILENCE!!!!! 😱
Gary: aaahhhh
Everyone: THALL SHALL NOT BREAK SAID SILENCE!!!!
Dawn: THROW HIM IN THE PIT!
May: OF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
Paul: BURN HIM!!!!
Ash: IN THE CAGE WITH YOU!!!
Gary: ......
Everyone: oh he is silent now we are all good 😊
*everything is silent again*
Beeeeep
Side devil: *appears on Minun's shoulder* Hey, hey Minun. Do the thing 😏
Minun: No, I'm not doing the thing!
Side devil: why not? It's pleasurable 😏
Minun: But I'm not ready!
Side devil: your body is telling me otherwise 😏
Side devil: just do it! You will love it!
Minun: But What if I screw up?
Side devil: you can't screw up! It's next to impossible!
Minun: okay then I'll do it!
Side devil: YYYEEESSSS!!! DO IT MINUN! DO IT!!!!
Minun: *makes coffee* here you go!
Side devil: coffee 😍
Side devil: Minun how have you seriously never had or made coffee before!
Minun: ¯\_ツ_/¯
Beeeep
Mareep: Beep, Beep, Ima sheep! Beep beep Ima sheep!
Everyone: aaahhhh...
Group of Mareep: Beep, Beep, Ima sheep! Beep Beep Ima sheep!
Beep, Beep, Ima sheep! Say Beep Beep Ima sheep!
Everyone: 😯
Miltank: meow, meow, Ima cow! Meow Meow Ima-
Mareep: NO!
Everyone: O.o
Beeep
Side angel: Devil? You there?
Side devil: *appears on Minun's shoulder* Yeah I'm here!
Side angel: and you were late because....
Side devil: Traffic...
Side angel: Traffic? In hell?
Side devil: Yes it can be very busy down there
Side angel: Even though all you have to do is click and your here 😑
Side devil: my fingers broke.... I had to go to the hospital
Side angel: what? I thought you said you got stuck in traffic?
Side devil: I did... one the way to the hospital where I needed to get my fingers healed
Side angel: 😑
Minun: will you two shut up!?!
Side devil: SHE STARTED IT!
Side angel: What ME!?!
Minun: I don't care who started it! I'll end it!
Side devil: Minun We Are your morals... you can't end us!
Side angel: but apparently we can break our fingers 😒
Side devil: IT WAS A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE!!!
Side angel: AHA! So you admit it was an excuse!!!
Side devil: 😐
Minun: How did I get stuck with you two? 😓
Side devil and angel: Love you too Minun 😊
Beeeep
TDM: Next dare!
Minun: Cccoooooooookkkkkkiiiiiieeeeessss!!!! 😍
Ash: AAWWW! 😞
Serena: Don't worry Ashy, I'll make you something later 😉
Plusle: Wait it say all... so how many is that?
TDM: loading response.......
Everyone: O.o
TDM: response complete. This many:
(These are all individual comments BTW!!!!)
Everyone: HOLY...
Minun: *claps and everyone's words change*
Everyone: HOLY COOKIES! THATS A LOT OF COOKIES!!!
Dawn: Wait....
May: aaahhhh did I just say cookies?
Minun: Yep! I changed ur words 😊
Paul: NNNNOOOO! I SAID THE FORBIDDEN WORD!!! 😭
Everyone: 😓
Plusle: Are you sure you can eat all those Miny?
Minun: YEAH! *starts munching away at the cookies*
Alain: This is going to take awhile 😓
5 minutes later....
Minun: DONE!
Everyone: O.o
May: H-How?
Drew: Dude that was not normal!
Plusle: Minun Are you okay?
Minun: Yeah I'm fin- *disappears*
Everyone: O.o
*a view seconds later...*
Everyone: 😱
Everyone: COOKIES KILLED MINUN!!!!!
Beeeeep
Minun: And wolla! I hope you guys all enjoyed this chapter! And hanks again for 100 followers!!!
Minun: anyways thanks again guys and I will see you in the comments! BYE!
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