Hey guys! Wow... 1k reads, I have to say I am impress with the amount of support this book has been getting! And not to mention all the truths and dares you guys have been commenting is just simply amazing! Regardless how dirty they are 😒
So as a way for me to say thank you... I present Truth or Dare FAILS/BLOOPERS
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Minun: here! *hands Ash a special cookie*
Ash: YAY COOKIE! *eats cookie*
Minun: hehehe 😈
Ash: I feel... different *starts swaying around and then passes out*
Minun: There you go Serena, He is all yours!
Serena: When I asked if he would be less dense if he was drunk I didn't mean this!!!
Minun: Oh... well look on the bright side, you can kiss him and he wouldn't know 😇
Serena: Good point 😏
Minun: See! It's a win win!

Beeeeeep!

Gary: Mmmmm...
Misty: *wakes up and finds Gary sleeping really close to her*
Misty: GARY YOU PERV! GET OFF MY BODY!!!
Gary: I want this body... *says while asleep*
Misty: 0////0
Misty thinks: NO! I am not falling for a pervert like Gary Oak! *grabs hammer from under her pillow*
Misty: NOT TODAY GARY! *smashes Gary's head to wake him up*

Beeeeeep!

Minun: And the next dare we have is... *tries to open envelop but can't*
Dawn: What's the hold up?
Minun: I can't open the stupid envelope! *begins to get frustrated*
Gary: Give it here! Surely it can't be THAT hard
Minun: *hands Gary the envelop*
Gary: *tries to open it but fails*
Minun: Not as easy as it looks no is it 😒
Gary: It's not that... it's just that my hands are slippery! I can't get a good grip on it!
Everyone: sure...
May: Give it here! It just needs a woman's touch
Gary: *hands the envelope to May*
May: *tries using her nails but the envelope still won't open*
Gary: Guess you ain't a woman then
May: SHUT IT GARY!
Paul: Can't you just use your powers to open it 😒
Minun: I can, but that is a waste! I don't need to use my Author powers to open a stupid envelope!
Paul: Fine then... give it here
May: *give the envelope to Paul*
Paul: *tries to rip it but the envelope still won't tear*
Paul: THIS THING IS STUPID! *throws the envelope on the ground in frustration*
Serena: *picks it up*
Serena: you guys are too violent on it, you need to be softer *tries to flick open the envelope but still no dice*
Ash: Guess being soft isn't the key...
Serena: you try? *hands Ash the envelope*
Ash: okay *tries opening the envelope with his teeth but still nope*
*Everyone tries to open the envelope but no one can open it!*
Minun: THAT'S IT! I'M USING MY POWERS!
Paul: Finally 😒
Minun: *claps and the envelope is open*
Everyone: SUCCESS!!!!
Minun: Finally... now the dare says:

...

Everyone:

Everyone: ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!

Beeeeeep!

*Ash and Serena are watching a romantic movie... Serena's pick*
Serena: Ash..?
Ash: Yeah?
Serena I-I...
Ash: Me too!
Serena: OMA REALLY!?!?!?!!!
Ash: Yes of course I do!
Serena: 😍
Ash: I like the popcorn too 😇
Serena: *falls anime style*
Serena: 😭
Ash: Why are you crying?
Serena: Because popcorn!!!
Ash: ..?
Serena: You will never understand 😔

Beeeeep!

*after a day at Truth or dare*
Minun: Plusle I'm home! *walks into a hollow tree. (Aka home)*
Plusle: You say that like we are a married couple
Minun: I mean we do live together so why can't I say that?
Plusle: We only live together because my old home got destroyed!
Minun: Yeah I guess so...
Plusle: And also because you saved me from Pokémon hunters and trainers who wanted to catch me
Plusle: And mainly because that I feel scared leaving this tree without you ☺️
Minun: Well don't worry no one is getting into this tree
Random Pichu: Hi guys!
Plusle and Minun: AHH! *jumps in fear*
Pichu: Oh, didn't mean to scare ya! Just saw this tree and didn't know someone was already living in it
Minun: how did you even get in?
Pichu: oh... the front door was open. By the way, like how you turned this tree into like a human home!
Minun: aaahhh... Thanks
Plusle: *giggles* so much for no one will ever get into this tree 😅

Beeeeeep!

Max: hey Bonnie?
Bonnie: yeah?
Max: do you hate it when your older sibling get all over protective?
Bonnie: YES!!
Bonnie: My big bro always tries to keep me out of trouble even if the danger is minimal
Max: SAME! May won't let me anywhere near anything that could possible harm me!
Bonnie: Sometimes I wish I was the older one so I could ruine Clemont's run!
Max: Yeah, it would be nice to have power for once
Clemont and May: WE CAN HEAR YOU! *says through the wall*
Bonnie: I swear those two have eagle ears when it comes to us two
Max: I know right! They are so annoying!
Clemont and May: WE CAN STILL HEAR YOU!!!
Bonnie And Max: 😓

Beeeeeep!

Minun: So Tim... I need another forth wall man
Tim: another one!? Man you guys need to take it easy in that forth wall, those things are very delicate!
Minun: So I've noticed... 😒
Tim: But don't worry! When it comes t forth walls I'm your guy!
Minun: Thanks Tim! Your the best!
Tim: I know 😌
Minun: okay then I'll leave you to it *walks away*
Tim: Alright time to get to work *walks over to a closet and opens it*
Tim: *examines all the forth walls he has in his closet* hhmmm 🤔, which one, which one?
Tim: I know, you! *picks up a froth wall and places it where it needs to go*
Tim: Too easy!

Beeeeep!

Brock: *wakes up alone*
Brock: I'm so lonely, so lonely!

Beeeeeep!

Ash: So what's today's dares?
Minun: Sh*t! I forgot the dares!
Everyone: OMA! THE AUTHOR JUST SWORE!!!!!!!
*All hell breaks loose*
Gary: I AIN'T HAVEN IT! *throws a table across the room*
May: UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!! *starts breaking things*
Misty: RAGE QUIT!!!!! *uses her hammer to smash everything*
Dawn: THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!
Ash: NO! IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
Brock: AAAHHHH! IT'S ALL MINUN'S FAULT!!!!
Cilan: #BLAMEMINUN!!!!!!!!
Iris: ARCEUS SAVE ME!!!
Drew: NEVER GOING BACK!!!!!
Paul: THIS IS PATHETIC!!!!!!!!
Minun: what have I done 😓

Beeeeeep!

So anyway guys I hope you all enjoyed... this 😅
And I will see you next time!