me:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Kai:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Bonnie:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

leaf:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Red:ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!

me:HI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Kai:SUP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Paul:*annoyed*WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!?!

me:it's our idea for an intro.

Kai:yeah, so did you like it?

everyone else:NO?!

me:then mark it off the list Kai, we are gonna try another next time.

Kai:okay,*marks of screaming like total bufoons off the list*ugh you guys are no fun.

Dawn:WE are the ones not fun, you two are the ones trying to kill us!

Bonnie:who??

Alain:YOU!!

leaf:HEY!! you can't say anything, your new to this book.

Ash:y'all aren't fun at all.

me:HEY, we are fun, right? right audience?

*crickets*

Kai:they're silently saying yes.

Gary:I think your funny Chloe.

me:*blushes**speaking gibberish*

leaf and bonnie:SHIP!!! I SHIP IT!! WE SHIP IT!!! SOMEBODY IN THE AUDIENCE MAKE A NAME?!?!

Misty:WHAT?!?! we can't ship that?!

Bonnie:yes we can!

leaf:and we will.*sticks tung out*

Paul:*kinda chuckles*haha, Misty's jealous.

Misty:*thinking*I'm gonna make you so mad right now*about to speak*

Bonnie:*reads her mind**cuts her off*at least it's better than Ikarishipping.

Paul:*rolls up sleeve*oh you little-

*glass breaks*

me:*stops the narriation*RED, what did we discuss?

Red:*grunts and nods*

*ROAR(glass breaks)*

Serena:HEEEEEEEEELP?!?!

everyone:*turns around*O-O CALEM?!?!?!

Kai:*chuckles*I like it that we just NOW turn around.

me and leaf:*sings*Turn around, every now and then we get very mad, at Ash's denseness!

Bonnie:*sings*Somethin' somethin', I forgot the rest of the lyrics because-

Max:we're getting of topic guys.

me:sorry, so where were we?

leaf:I believe............................................I don't know???????

Misty:*clears throat*right there.*points at Baka*

Bonnie:*looks at Baka*since when did you get here???

Calem:*trying to kiss Serena*I've been here.

Misty:I thought Chloe killed you!

Ash:and Kai!

Calem:well for one since this whole thing got deleted and returned, I'm back.

me:STOP USING LOGIC IN MY STORY?! IT'S NOT ALLOWED?!?!

Calem:and secondly, Chloe said I was a character in this story.

everyone:*glares at me*

me:what? there was a very good reason for that!

Serena:and what was that reason?!

me:it was..........um..............I can't remember? but I know it was something.

Bonnie:well try and figure that out while we'll stop that perv!

leaf:YEAH LET'S GO FAST LIKE SANIC?!?!*runs towards pervert*

me:*sings*gotta go fast...gotta go fast-

Misty:*cuts me off*STOP SINGING AND FIGURE OUT WHAT YOUR PLAN WAS?!?!

me:right, but hold on.*plays jepordy music*okay, now I can think.

me:I'm thinkin'? I'm thinkin'? IIIIII'm thiiiinkinnn"?

Clemont:why are you acting like 'The Thinker'?

me:I'm not...........I'm being 'The Female Thinker' there's a big difference.

Calem:*throws leaf across room*NO ONE CAN STOP ME?!?!

Bonnie:LEAF?!?!*runs to leaf*

me:*mad*Calem if there was a way to show the world what you look like then I would.

Calem:then why don't you show them?

Kai:she would, but it's against laws of terms to show her butt to the camera.

everyone but Calem:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOooOOOOoOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!

Gary:OI?! YOU WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN!?!?!?!

Banana:CALEM JUST GOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD?!?!?!

me and Kai:*fist bump*

Calem:>:( well I got something to show you girls...*holds up a dead rat*

girls but me:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE RAT?!?! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES?!?!

Misty:IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD?!?!?!?!

me:NOT AGAIN?!?!?

Calem:*grabs Serena*I have something to show you first.*kisses Serena*

Ash:*makes a fist**super mad he looks like a volcano*

me:*throws up*

Kai:*throws up**shoots calem*

Kai:there much better.

me:O_O

me:OoO

me:O_O*like a fish*

everyone:...............

everyone:....................................................................

everyone:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

me:YAY, IT'S SIX AM..........wait wrong game.

Bonnie:THE PERVERT'S DEAD...................*confused*again, again,again?

leaf:HURRY SIGNAL THE PARTY POPPERS?!?!

everyone*waiting*........................

Clemont:uuuuuuuuuuuuh, Chloe we're waiting.

me:I can't make emojis, relay on someone else*reads newspaper*what even is this thing????

Kai:*looks at the newspaper*I don't know, it's like some kind of evil spirit.

me:well whatever it is I'm bored of it*remembers*OH NOW I REMEMBER WHAT CALEM WAS HERE FOR!!!

everyone:FINALLY!!!!

me:...................*looks at Kai*KAI WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?!?! HE WAS MENT FOR MIETTE?!?!

everyone:why??

me:because I was gonna get the two jerks together............with the help of Bonnie of course.

Bonnie:*gasp*Kai, you killed someone.................BEFORE I CAN MAKE A MATCH?!?!

me:I guess It's okay, we can just kill Miette too, so they can be together.

Kai:*evily*okay.*snaps fingers*

*Miette appears*

Miette:why am I here?

me:I don't know, you just are?

everyone but Miette:*facepalm*

Miette:*looks around and sees Ash**flirting*heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Ashhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy~

Ash:*dense*oh hey Miette, how have you been?

*GROWLS(they talk for a little)*

Red:*growling*

Dawn:ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, they're bonding.

me:*holds back throw up**shoots Miette*I'm better now.

Ash:Chloe?! what the he-

me:*cuts him off**glares*don't even finish that sentence.

leaf:NOW WE-I MEAN THEY CAN..............................no actually I mean we.

Then we see I bright light off in the distance................okay more like right in front of us, BUT WHO GIVES A CRAP?! so anyways, we see Calem's and Miette's souls fly to heaven............if only they were successful if me and Kai weren't there :)

me and Kai:oh no you don't.*I grab Calem, and Kai grabs Miette*

me and Kai then threw them to the floor, and they went to you know where.

Kai:*cleaning hands*there, I'm satisfied.

me:yep, my job here is done*about to walk out of room*

Kai:WAIT WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED THE DARE?!

me:*turns around**whines* why can't you just let me love?!

everyone....................

everyone:..................

Alain:uuuuuuuuuuuuh???

me:*scratching head*oh sorry.............um, forget what I just said.

everyone:*sweatdrop**looking at me weirdly*

me:stop looking at me like that?!*puts arms in front of me*It makes me uncomfortable.

Kai:let's just forget about it and read the dare.*reads dare*

me:okay.*reads the dare*

leaf:*reads dare*

Bonnie:*reads dare*

Withen seconds, me, leaf, Bonnie and Kai get an evil grin....................mwahahahahahaha I'm loving this dare already. NOW LET'S HURRY UP SO WE CAN PLAY CARDS?!?!!?

me and Kai:*drags Ash into another room*

Ash:HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!*reaches out*HELP ME!! THE MONKEYS ARE GONNA KILL ME!!!

Gary:*waves*BYE ASHY-BOY!!!!

everyone but me, Kai and Ash:*looks at Gary*

Gary:what??? we don't have to deal with his denseness anymore.

everyone but Serena:*nods*true, true.

Serena:.............

Dawn:um, Serena are you ok?

Serena:.... .... ....... ...... .................

Paul:she says that she is lost without Ash around.

Mairron:how did you figure that out???

Kai:*from other room*IT'S CALLED QUIET SPEECH!! I DID IT WITH PAUL WHEN ASH WAS TO DENSE FOR MY LIKING!!!

Ash:*from other room*what's dens-

me:*with the two*STOP TALKING!!.... just...stop.

Paul:*sweatdroping*yeah, what Kai said.

Serena:...... ............... ... . . 

Paul:Serena said "what do we do now?"

everyone else:I don't know?

*ROAR(in the room a few min. before)*

Ash:*begging*PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!

me:stop crying, we aren't gonna kill you Cookie monster.

Ash:you aren't?

Kai:no, why would you think so?

Ash:well......it's just that................well you two....nevermind.

me and Kai:*glaring*what?

Ash:nothing, but why did you bring me here?

Kai:for a dare of course.

Ash:so I really am gonna die?

me:you will if you don't get caught........*stars in my eyes*like fnaf.

Kai:*concerned*do those stars hurt Chloe??

me:no they don-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!?*hurting*LET'S JUST HURY AND START THE DARE!!!

Ash:then what does the dare say?

Kai:it says have Ash poke Gary and blame it on someone else, and you have to do it several times.

Ash:oh God.

me:did you just call out my religion?

Ash:*confused*what??????

me:forget it, I say it all the time.

Ash:........okay?

Kai:okay, NOW GO OUT THERE AND DO. YOUR. JOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!

Ash runs out of the room and we walk behind him....for an athletic person, he sure does run slow. But anyways, once we get back to my room, Serena runs and hugs Ash while I see Bonnie hiding taking a video..............I'm gonna have to ask her if I can watch after this.

Serena: :D*blushing**hugging Ash*ASH YOUR BACK!!!!

me and Kai:*fangirling*

(Don't say anything Kai, I know if that happened before the kiss then you would be fangirling.)

leaf and Bonnie:*fangirling*

Ash:hey Serena.*dense*why are you red? are you sick?!

me:*slaps him*STOP KILLING MOMENTS, AND DO WHAT YOU WERE TOLD!!

Ash:okay, I'm going. Geez!

Kai:okay, who wants to hear a story?

Gary:I do!*feels something touch his back**turns around*

Ash:*whistling*

Gary:did you touch me Ash?

Ash:no, Banana did.

Banana:*turns around*what??

Gary:*makes the 'I'm watching you' sign**turns back around*

Banana:*confused*what did I do??

Ash:don't worry about it.

*SNORTS(3 min. later)*

Ash:*pokes Gary*

Gary:*turns around**annoyed*okay, that was the 4th time, so who did that?!

Ash:*thinking*this might be a stretch but-*aloud*I saw Misty do it.

Misty:*glaring at Ash*what did you just say Ketchup?!

Ash:nothin' but I just want to know why you're poking Gary?!

Misty:I DIDN'T!!!

Ash:LIES!!!

Misty:YOU WANNA GO KETCHUP!! BECAUSE I'LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS!!

Ash:YEAH, I WANNA GO!!!!

Misty:FIGHT ME!!!!

me, Kai, leaf and bonnie:*eating popcorn*

me:*whispering to the other 3*I'm liking how this dare's turning out.

leaf:*whispers*me too...............do you think we should stop it.

the four of us:*looks at Ash and Misty*

ash and misty:*screaming pulling and some swearing that I can't hear through the noise..........................................wait a minute.*

me:.......na, it was Ash's fault to blame it on Misty.

Kai:do you think we should end it off here?

me:I don't know, what do you two think?

leaf and bonnie:sure.

me:good, because I want to play some cards.

The other three:*nod*

me:WELL GUYS THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, AND SORRY FOR UPDATING SO SLOW, I'LL TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE BETTER ON THAT!!

leaf:BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Bonnie:BYE BYE!!!!!!

Kai:PEACE OUT!!!

Red:ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!

me:DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE DARES!!!!!!!

Misty:GET OFF ME KETCHUP?!?!?!?!?!

Ash:NOT UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU POKED GARY!!!!

Misty:I DID NOT POKE GARY?!?!?!

*they break the camera*

me:MY CAMERA?!?!? uh I better leave before they break other things.BYE!!!!