Waifu Time
T. Boy: Welcome back to Truth or Dare! Switchy can't be here right now, because he's dealing with trauma.
Switchy: I'm back.
T. Boy: Well nevermind.
Serena: What happene- *nearly gets killed by Switchy*
Switchy: YANDERES AND SEX. IT IS HORRIFYING. YOU TRAUMATIZED ME BY BEING A YANDERE.
T. Boy: Wait did you read Admire to Kill?
Switchy: Yes and I threw up when Ash shot Professor Cerise.
T. Boy: That... makes sense. Anyways, let's get to the dares.
*lever gets flicked*
T. Boy: I dare everyone to watch the Pokemon Horizons trailer and Pikachu Talks to Ash.
https://youtu.be/AljHVVSwVR0
Pikachu: I forgot about that.
Everyone: D:
Switchy: NEXT!
https://youtu.be/_c_hMehCORQ
Brock: I think Ash would be jealous.
Ash: Eeka?
Switchy: Welp, it's time for some more dares.
*lever gets flicked*
Switchy: Welp, those are some dares.
*ding dong*
Switchy: *opens the door*
Martlet: Hello again. Here. *hands package to Switchy*
Switchy: Thanks... again. *slams door shut*
Martlet: ...I still have to find my way to Snowdin.
Switchy: *gets box cutter and opens the box*
OurGodLitten: Tada!
Switchy: Everyone. Meet the new co-host, OurGodLitten, or as I will call him, Cinderace! He is a human btw for the viewers.
Cinderace: And I have dares.
Cinderace: Number one is- Wait. Where's Ash.
Switchy: Yeah. Over there.
Ash: Pika!
Cinderace: Wha-
Switchy: Yeah, don't question it. Also, he's undense.
Cinderace: Oh. Well, next dare. Bonnie and Max? Time for your ship to be alive.
T. Boy: YES!
*3 hours later with things like dates and kisses*
Cinderace: Finally! FourthWheelShipping is canon!
Switchy: They are literally less than 10.
T. Boy: We don't care.
T. Boy: Next! *whispers to Bonnie*
Bonnie: *le gasp* It's time for my matchmaking skills to be in use!
Drew: What?
Bonnie: *whips out a list*
Amour (Ash X Serena)
Ego (Misty X Gary)
FourthWheel (Me X Max)
Brock (Has no maidens)
Brock: Why am I so lonely?! *cries*
Contest (May X Drew)
Vermillion (Goh X Chloe)
Goh: Wait a minute. What?
Chloe: *blushes a lot*
Tracey (Also has no maidens)
Tracey: That makes sense.
Ikari (Dawn x Paul)
Paul: *scoffs* Pathetic.
Dawn: *slaps him*
Laserblade (Clemont X Korrina)
Marrison (Alain X Mairin)
Spice (Kiawe X Mallow)
SnowLily (Lillie X Hau)
Hosts: Wait what.
Unknown:
Tobias
Switchy
T. Boy
Rest of the Alola Gang
Gladion
Bonnie: And that's it.
Everyone except Ash (cuz he's a Pokemon) Brock, Bonnie, Paul, Unknown characters, and Tracey: *flabbergasted*
Bonnie: My work here is done.
Switchy: Uhhhhhhhhh. Next?
Everyone: WHAT?!?!
Bonnie: Wait a minute.
Everyone except Switchy, Serena and Cinderace: *le gasp*
Cinderace: Wait lemme just... *teleports Rosa (B2W2 Rival) from nowhere*
Rosa: What the- Cinderace! What are you doing here?
Cinderace: I'm a co-host of this show.
Serena: Wait a minute. Who's "simping" me?
Switchy: *starts shaking*
Cinderace: Switchy is simping you.
Switchy's mind: SHIT!
Serena: WHAT?!
Switchy: I CAN EXPLAIN!
Bonnie: CHARGE!!!!!
Everyone but T. Boy, Ash, Switchy, Serena, Cinderace and Rosa: *running
Switchy: Welp, now there's no time. We gotta BAIIIILLLL!!!!!
Switchy, Serena, Cinderace and Rosa: *run to the front doors*
Switchy: BRELOOM USE SPORE!!
*Spore missed cuz the targets are moving too fast to get a target*
*camera pans to T. Boy watching the chaos while drinking lemonade*
Switchy and Cinderace: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, COME HELP US!!!
T. Boy: Nah, y'all got into this mess yourselves.
Switchy: Wait a minute. You sent me that you like Dawn and Chloe!
Dawn, Chloe, and T. Boy: Wait what? *see that they wanna ship them as well*
All three of them: *start running with them*
Serena and Rosa: Oh come on!
(as they're about to make it to the doors, Switchy realized something)
Switchy: SHOOT! I FORGOT ABOUT THE FORCE FIELD!
Serena: YOU PLACED A FORCE FIELD?!
Switchy: (nervously) Uh yeah, to make sure you all didn't escape by dodging my Gaster Blasters.
T. Boy, Chloe, Dawn, Cinderace, Rosa, and Serena: You gotta be kidding me.
Rosa: I still don't even know why I'm here.
Switchy: You're here for Truth or Dare, dummy
Cinderace: Hey! Don't call her a dummy!
*everyone gets within hearing range of the others*
Everyone: THIS SHIP MUST SAIL!
All 7 of the others: THESE SHIPS WON'T EVER BECOME CANON!!
Everyone else: YES THEY WILL!
Cinderace: AAAAA- *dies by getting trampled*
Switchy: *recovers him*
Cinderace: Thank you.
*all 7 of them get grabbed by the others and get thrown into separate rooms*
With Serena and Switchy:
Both of them: *get thrown in*
Serena: Oof. *looks at the locked door* Great. Just great.
Switchy: *tries to open the door with a tank, but fails* FU-
With Rosa and Cinderace:
Both: *get yeeted in*
Rosa: Ouch. You okay, Troy?
Troy/Cinderace: Yeah, I'm okay, Rosa.
With Chloe, Dawn, and T. Boy:
All of them: *get yeeted in, but have no reaction*
Bonnie: Well, now that that's done, BATTLE ROYALE!!
Everyone: *does a battle royale, which Bonnie and Max win*
FourthWheel: YIPPEE!
Switchy: *muffled* ya yEET!
*that door breaks open*
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
PLEASE STAND BY!
Switchy: Now, for the final dare of today. Everyone has to look at Mimikyu's true form and not get traumatized, or else they have to get Gary germs.
*The only one's that don't get traumatized are Switchy, Cinderace, and Brock (cuz he's too depressed)*
Switchy: Well, that's it for this chapter.
T. Boy: Make sure to place truths and dares in the comments.
Cinderace: And stay tuned for...
Hosts: POKEMON TRUTH OR DARE!
Everyone who got Gary Germs: Can we wash this off?
Cinderace: Not until 2 chapters later!
Everyone that got Gary Germs: *groan*
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