Switchy: Welcome back everyone, to Pokemon Truth or Dare!

T. Boy: Where we torture everyone in the Pokemon Cast!

Switchy: To start off-

Slyspeon: *bursts through the door* SWITCHY BRING BACK IRIS AND GIVE SPARKSHIPPING AN APOLOGY RIGHT F[Censored]ING NOW!!!

Switchy: *gets yeeted up to the 3rd floor due to Slyspeon's scream*

Switchy: Ow! Speaking of which. *plays the alarm to wake everyone up*

T. Boy: Well that takes care of waking everyone up. Speaking of which, Slyspeon, ow, you hurt my ears!

Slyspeon: Heh, sorry!

T. Boy: *grumbles, then realizes* HEY SWITCHY?

Switchy: WHAT?

T. Boy: WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ADD LIKO AND ROY?

Switchy: I- Wait what day is it? *checks the date*

3/23/2024

Switchy: *realization* Shoot. *opens a portal, gets Liko, Roy, Friede and Dot, and throws them towards the 1st floor*

Liko: Ouch. Wait, where are we? 

Switchy: *still on the third floor* YOU'RE IN TRUTH OR DARE!

Roy: Wait, wha-

Dot: WHAT THE F- *magically gets tape on her mouth*

Switchy: NO SWEARING!

Dot: *annoyed*

T. Boy: *teleports to the same floor Switchy is in* How... did you forget-

Switchy: I have the brain capacity of a goldfish. Do not question me.

Slyspeon: That explains that. Anyways, APOLOGIZE NOW!!

Switchy: FINE! Plusle and Minun? I'm sorry for what I did.

Plusle: You better be! *teleports her and Minun to their T.o.D*

Troy: Well, that's done.

Plusle: *comes back* Oh yeah, one more thing. *stabs Troy with a chainsaw* Payback!

Troy: *screams in pain*

Switchy: ALRIGHT, LET'S GET TO THE DARES!

T. Boy: Wooper, do you have a crush?

Wooper: Woopah. Woop wop. (No. I just got here.)

T. Boy: Understandable. 

Tobias: FINALLY I GET MORE SCREENTIME-

Switchy: SHUT UP! *kicks him to the 2nd floor*

Troy: Wow. Anyways, Serena, do you-

Serena: *tapes his mouth with duct tape*

Troy: *rips it off* OW! Anyways, we have to play Synchro Machine hide and seek!

Switchy: This will take a long time. *gives everyone Synchro Machines and teleports them to the Savannah biome in Blueberry Academy* Alright, here are the rules. You can't leave the Savannah and head into a different biome. However, you can catch ONE Pokemon here to disguise as. And the catching starts NOW!

(And so, everyone caught these Pokemon and immediately synchronized with them)

Ash = Totodile

Serena = Fennekin

Brock = Rhyhorn

Trip = Snivy

Lana = Dewpider

(You know what? Imma skip to the end)

And finally:

Tobias = Smeargle

Switchy: Alright, now that everyone's hiding, LET'S DO THIS!

(And so, the hosts found everyone but Serena, although Lana was hard to find, along with Tobias)

Switchy: And Serena wins the challenge!

Serena: Yippee!

Switchy: Aight, now let's get back.

*snaps and they're back to the studio*

Crispin who was watching from a distance: ...What the f-

Back in the Studio...

Switchy: Next, we have to go to Kitakami! *snaps and they're at Kitakami*

*3 Days-

*Time Freeze*

OhMyDerpy: Oh wow, that worked. Well, anyways, before I continue the chapter, just acknowledge that I will be making a book on what happened, so stay tuned for that. Anyways, back to the show!

*Time Unfreeze*

*-Later*

Switchy: Now, we have-

Slyspeon: BRING BACK IRIS!

Switchy: TALK TO TROY ABOUT THAT I DIDN'T DO THAT! 

Troy: *still in pain* Oh the nameless please leave me alone.

Slyspeon: *turns into their (Are they a boy or girl) Super Form and beat him up. Then, they teleport back Iris*

Iris: Oh thank goodness.

Troy: *screaming even louder*

Slyspeon: My next dare is for Bonnie to try Smile Dip!

Switchy: *hands her the smile dip, then places her in a room*

Switchy: There. Now-

*joyful screams are heard*

Switchy: *opens the door and finds everything a mess* MAH HOUSE!

Bonnie: lol.

Troy: My NeXt DaRe Is FoR eVeRyOnE tO tRy My C.aI bOtS...

*And so, everyone tried... and hated them*

Troy: Figures.

Switchy: Yeah, I'm now speedrunning these dares.

Ash: Well, do it quick. This is getting boring.

Switchy: Actually, Ash. Here. *hands Ash a cookie*

Ash: Aw, sweet! *eats it and dies*

Everyone: *flabbergasted*

Switchy: That was a poison cookie from Minun's recipe.

Serena: Wait, wha-

Switchy: Next, we try Ogre Oustin!

*30 MINUTES LATER*

Switchy: NOW WE DO F##KING DIVIDE MAY INTO 4!

May: Wait what?

Switchy: *snaps and May becomes four*

Switchy: Next, *chucks Gary into the theater and turns MLP on the big screen*. Now, *fixes May*. Alright, the first truth is to Clemont. Did Max accept your request?

Clemont: He actually did.

Bonnie: Wait what?

Switchy: Next- OKAY, SERENA ALREADY HAD HER BRAIN CRASH, T. BOY!

T. Boy: So? I wanna know?

Serena: Wait. OKAY! I ALREADY THOUGHT IT WAS ESTABLISHED THAT I PREFER THE TWO EQUALLY!

T. Boy: Oh.

Switchy: Boy I'm tired.

T. Boy: I'll take over for now. Next, Ash, do you like Misty or Serena-

Ash: Serena.

Serena: 0///0

T. Boy: Next, we have to make Twitter (A/N I AM REFUSING TO CALL IT X) accounts!

*And so they did*

T. Boy: Next, Drew, who do you like?

Drew: June, of course.

May: F**k you.

Everyone else: HEY!

Troy: That's not-

*An alarm goes off to Troy and March*

March: Oh shoot. We'll be back! *teleports her and Troy to the Astral Express*

T. Boy: What. Anyways, we all visit Troy's T.o.D!

Switchy: On it! *snaps and they're at Troy's T.o.D*

Burning: What the- Who are you guys?!

Dialga: Yeah!

Switchy: We'll explain at a later date. Also, remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!

*Everyone from Switchy's T.o.D teleports back*

Everyone from Troy's T.o.D: WHAT THE FU-

Switchy: Well, that's it for today! Make sure to-

Troy  and March: We're back!

Switchy: W-w-why do y-you two have blood?

Both of them: We... drove them out.

Switchy: Right. Well, that's it for today. Make sure to stay tuned. BYE!

(OH GOD 862 WORDS MY HANDS ARE IN PAIN)