Switchy: Welcome back to Truth or Dare, where you guys and gals request dares to tortu- I mean entertain the guests.

Switchy: *gets a microphone* So far, everyone's asleep, but they'll wake up pretty soon. Watch this.

https://youtu.be/wTbdEg3fx5A

(note that the final part is played 1000x louder)

*screams and moans are heard from each room*

Switchy: Yup. It still works.

*a mallet is thrown at Switchy, but they barely dodge it*

Switchy: MISTY!

Misty: *is still taped up*

Switchy: Oh yeah I forgot about that. *snaps fingers*

*tape disappears*

Misty: THANK YOU!

Switchy: I'll do it again if you swear.

Misty: Fine.

Switchy: Anyways, let's get to the-

*DING DONG*

Switchy: Oh, my mail's here. *opens door*

Martlet: I'm here for someone named... Switchy?

Switchy: That would be me madam.

Martlet: You made my job a lot easier. *hands him two packages*

Switchy: Thanks! *slams door shut*

Martlet: Welp, now that that's done... How do I get back to Snowdin?

Goh: What's in the package?

Switchy: You all remember the person who made the first dare, right?

Everyone: Yeah?

Switchy: Well, lookie here! *pulls theboy986 out of the package* It's him. I call him T. Boy ever since the interview to be the co-host.

T. Boy: Hey everyone!

Everyone: *give T. Boy a death glare*

T. Boy: Yeesh. It was a dare, okay.

Switchy: Anyways, let's head to the first dare by theboy986! *unboxes the second package*

Chloe: What's that?

Switchy: The Truth or Dare Machine! 

 (let's just pretend there's letters in there instead of gumballs)

Switchy: Now, time to flick the lever.

*lever gets flicked, and a letter comes out*

T. Boy: I dare every pokegirl to say "aria aria."  

Pokegirls: ???

Serena: Welp, it can't be that bad.

Pokegirls: Aria aria.

Switchy: So, T. Boy, why did you make them say that?

T. Boy: Reasons that I won't disclose.

Switchy: Anyways, time for the next batch of dares, which I'll showcase right now.

*lever gets flicked*

Switchy: Here they are! 

Switchy: Let's start off with the first dare up top. Misty!

Misty: With pleasure.

Gary: Welp, this is gonna end ba-

*Misty punches Gary so hard that he disintegrated*

Switchy: *recovers Gary*

Switchy: Now for dare two. Sadly I can't do this one entirely for 3 reasons. 1. It'll reduce my power, allowing them to escape.  2. We need the pervert for reasons. 3. It won't be as funny. I can do it for 7 chapters minimum. *snaps fingers, and Ash is undensified, and Gary is densified*

Ash: Oof. What happened?

Serena: Ash! Are you o-

Ash: *kisses Serena in the lips*

Serena: 0/////0

*they stop kissing*

Goh: *is heartbroken*

Serena: *faints*

Switchy: I knew this would happen. Breloom. Use Wake-Up-Slap.

Breloom: *uses Wake-Up-Slap*

Serena: *wakes up in pain*

Switchy: Finally! You were asleep for five hours.

Serena: What!?

Switchy: JK. We need you for the next dare.

Goh, Ash and Serena: WHAT!?!?!?

Switchy: You heard him all, folks. *snaps his fingers and Ash is now a Pikachu-Eevee fusion*

(This is a fusion trust me)

Goh: And we have to take care of him?

T. Boy: Yup!

Serena: *sighs* This day can't get any worse, can it.

Goh: No, it can't.

Switchy: NEXT DARE!

Max: I- Uh- Wha- *blushes*

Bonnie: Oh, that's easy! *kisses him on the cheek*

Switchy's mind: phew.

T. Boy's mind: dammit.

Max: Th-th-thanks B-b-bonnie!

Bonnie: You're welcome Ma-

Max: *kisses Bonnie on the lips*

Bonnie: *faints*

Clemont and May: *flabbergasted*

Ash: Pika-vee! :D

T. Boy: I ship it.

Switchy: Really?!

Gary: So what just happened.

Misty: Boy am I glad that he's dense now. 

Switchy: NEXT DARE!

*snaps fingers and Paul and Trip are now bronies*

Dawn: ...

T. Boy: I think that may have ticked Dawn off too much.

Switchy: Yep, I agree

Trip and Paul: WE LOVE MLP MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!

Switchy: OKAY I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! *snaps fingers and they're back to normal*

Paul: WHAT THE FU-

*tape magically appears on his mouth*

Dawn's mind: I wanna die.

Switchy: Here, have a gun.

Dawn: Thank you.

T. Boy: NEXT DARE!

https://youtu.be/RKjLTZOdFOU

Serena: I am still so confused on how someone caught me wearing nothing.

T. Boy: ROUND TWO!

https://youtu.be/KDVZsQjdnlc

Everyone: *starts laughing*

T. Boy: That was the funniest thing I've seen in my life.

Switchy: Welp, that's it for this chapter.

T. Boy: Make sure to place the dares in the comments!

Switchy: And stay tuned for!

Switchy and T. Boy: POKEMON TRUTH OR DARE!