Blackmailing a Plus and Minus! (Part 2)
Switchy: All right, well, this next dare will require a certain... person.
Paul: And who is it?
Switchy: Co-hosts! Assemble!
Hosts: Crucio!
Paul: *screams in pain*
Everyone else: WHAT?!
Slyspeon: We all went to Hogwarts. The spell is a torture spell.
Switchy: Anyways, the next dare is for everyone to recreate-
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Switchy: Damn. You know what, imma remove this part.
Troy: *honestly, it's for the better that we don't talk about him.
Switchy: *snaps and the chapter continues*
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Troy: Next, *claps and they're in an airplane* we have to recreate 9/11 on the Game Freak building!
Everyone but Co-Hosts: What?
Switchy: WHAT?!
*Meanwhile...*
Employee 1: Sir, why is there an airplane going towards us?
Employee 2: Eh, it's probably no-
*CRASH*
*It is revealed that everyone got teleported before the crash*
Troy: Next, I make a portal to different truth or dare dimensions and we visit each at the end of each chapter! Also, no Lord Writer, you can't deny this.
*Fourth Wall breaks*
Switchy: JERALD!
Jerald: On it. *fixes the 4th wall* Aight, cash up.
Switchy: *pays him $100 dollars*
T. Boy: My next dare is to give Ash a Wooper!
*A Wooper magically appears in Ash's hands*
T. Boy: My next dare is to turn Iris into an Axew. *snaps his fingers*
Iris: *is now an Axew, but enjoys it*
T. Boy: My next dare-
Slyspeon: Hey, who said it was your dare-
Troy: No, it's MY turn.
*The three co-hosts are arguing*
Switchy: I'll take care of this.
Switchy: *inhales* C̷̗̬̒͆̓̾̓̍̐̽̚̕Ą̶̤͚̖͚̜̟̓̄̋͜N̴̨̨̫͓̝̻̠̖̯̻͚̟̽̽̏͐́̃͂́̌͌̀͝͝͝ ̴̦̬̜̣̖̬̦͈̜̘̪͇̋̊̅̐̈́͛ͅͅY̴̧̧̥̻̤̻͙͕̫̫̗̤̽̌͆̓̊O̶̫͉͓̬̦̝̱͔̺̻̩̖̲̖̳͒̓̀̾̐̄̅̈́̓̅̑͘͝U̴̠͇̩̩̰̥͉͙͗͂̂̒̋̓̇̓̀́̒̅̚̚̚ ̶̧̧͍̳̦̘̮̖̬̖͈̹͓̪̆̈́͛̀̆̽̽̎͛̔͗̆͑͊̒T̸̬͈̫̩̞͉̻̣͌̽̌͜͜͝͝H̶͈̘͔͓͍͔͍̫͎̤̫́̌̏̅̂̔R̸̞͈̗̰̲͚̠̮̳̥̩̯͉̹̀̐͊̌̋͘̚E̷̡̨̠̟̪̭̲͎͔̻̐͛̏̌̌͛̆̌͊͐E̴̢̝̝̤͎̬̐̐͛̉̔̇̚͝ͅ ̷̞͇̠̤̎̾̑̀͐͆͐̂̽̂̄͌͆̌͝Ş̶̡̞̯̺̟̲̪̰͖̜̲̬̳̄͒̎̀̓͜Ḫ̷͝Ų̸͕͉̝̓̐̏̅̋̀́̐̾͗̓̄̚̚͠Ṭ̷̡̧̫̥̱̦͌̀̈̈́͂̅̊̇͌͊͜͝ ̶̘͈̱͔̦̯̓͗̂U̵̫͔͒̿̈̈́͊͋P̵̰̠̣͖͍͎̙̲͔̿̿̈́̈́ͅ!̷͈̃̒̎̊̈̀̓̚?̸̻̬͇̦͉͓̟̭͆̑̀̏̋́͘͜͝͝ͅ
All 3 of them: *shut up*
Switchy: Good. Anyways, it's Slyspeon's turn now.
Slyspeon: I dare Switchy to get shrunk.
Switchy: Wait, what?
Troy: *snaps and he's smol*
Switchy: *high pitched* NOO-
Troy: My next dare is for every girl and Ash to search up Ash harem.
*And so, they did that, and when they came back, they either had nose bleeds or were blushing to the max*
Troy: I'm not even going to question on what happened. Anyways, my next dare is for me to go to Veilstone and do... unfathomable things.
*After 6 Hours*
*It is shown that Veilstone City was nuked*
Dawn: :(
Troy: Next, I have a truth! But first! *snaps his fingers and Switchy is big again*
Slyspeon: HEY!
Troy: lol. Anyways, Switchy, what region is this place in?
Switchy: Oh, we're in Hoenn.
Troy: That's... understandable. Anyways, Serena, do you prefer Ash or Switchy?
Serena: ...
Troy: Uh, Serena?
Serena.exe has stopped working.
Everyone: Guess we'll never know.
Switchy: Now, the next dare-
March: Wait, can I share my opinion on the T.o.D?
Switchy: Alright.
March: It's good. Not as good as Troy's T.o.D though.
Switchy: *nukes the Astral Express*
March and Troy: NOOOOO!
Switchy: I'm kidding! *brings it back with magic*
Preservation: *chase Switchy*
Switchy: I'M OUT!
T. Boy: Anyways, Misty, do you know Str- *gets his mouth covered by string, but takes it off* Alright, that is a yes from you. Sylveon, are you pregnant or do you have your egg?
Sylveon: Right here! *carries her egg with her feelers*
T. Boy: Congrats! Also, that answered my next truth. My next dare is for May to be a Glaceon! *snaps and she's a Glaceon*
Drew: So, do you like your new form, June? *gets frozen*
May: That's karma.
T. Boy: Next, *whispers to Clemont*
Clemont: With pleasure.
*Clemont walks to Max*
Clemont: Max, you're a keeper! Could you take care of my sister?
Bonnie: Aww, that's cute. *realization* Wait what?
Clemont: THIS IS REVENGE!
Bonnie: CRAP!
Troy: We're back!
Switchy: And he told me his final dares! First, every shipping goes into rooms and can do whatever they want!
*And so everyone did nothing wrong. However...*
Ash and Switchy: *arguing over Serena*
Serena: *watching the chaos unfold* This. This is fine.
*3 minutes later*
*The room is on fire*
Serena: THIS IS NOT FINE! THIS IS NOT FINE AT ALL!
*30 Minutes Later*
Switchy: Lemme prepare something.
*And so, Switchy makes a site called 'Free Cookies and Strawberries for Free!'*
*Meanwhile...*
Plusle: What are you doing Minun?
Minun: Just browsing, and- OH MY GOD FREE COOKIES!
Plusle: Minun don't fall- OH THEY HAVE STRAWBERRIES TOO!
*They click on the link*
*It shows a screen called 'You Got Hacked!'
SparkShipping: FU-
*Back in the Studio*
Switchy: Alright, I got the cookie recipe for later chapters. *places it in his pocket*
T. Boy: Next, *sees an evil clone of May* OH SHOOT! *teleports the clone into his white void from his T.o.D.
Evil Clone May: WHYYYYYYYY!
T. Boy: My next dare is actually two truths. Pikachu and Sylveon, WHY DID YOU TWO BREED?!
Pikachu: I love her. I thought we already established that.
T. Boy: Oh. Anyways, Goh and Chloe, do you two play Minecraft?
Goh and Chloe: *show everyone their Minecraft world*
T. Boy: Nice. Anyways, Ash, Goh, Chloe and Dawneany, what did you all think of "The Gates of Warp"?
All 4 of them: That was weird as an ice type Fennekin.
Slyspeon: Well, I only have a few dares, but these are funny! First off, Ash has to be a baby and Serena has to take care of him!
Amour: WHAT?!
Switchy: WHAT DO YOU HATE ABOUT PERFORMANCESHIPPING?!
Slyspeon: Everything. Anyways, *snaps and Ash is a baby*
Switchy: *sarcastically* Great!
Slyspeon: My final dare is for everyone to react to the Effects of the Smile Dip!
https://youtu.be/cIC8Nlwr2jc
Everyone: *laughs but are slightly disgusted by the cover*
Troy: Well that's-
Iris: *purposefully lights the studio on fire*
Troy: IRIS!
Iris: *troll face*
Troy: Haha, very funny. Actually, you know what? *snaps his fingers and Iris gets sent to Troy's T.o.D Distortion World.
Switchy: Well, glad that that's over. Anyways-
*DING DONG*
Serena: Did you bring a new co-host at the end to surprise us?
Switchy: Actually, no. I wonder what that was.
*He opens the door and it shows a package by S????Shipping*
Switchy: Huh. *starts to open it* Wonder what's in-
*it is a lit bomb*
Switchy: Uh oh. *throws it to Mt. Ebott, but explodes in his face*
Minun: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BLACKMAILING US!
Plusle: YEAH!
Switchy: *slams the door*
Switchy: Well, that's it for today's episode.
Slyspeon: Make sure,
T. Boy: To stay tuned,
Troy: For the next,
Indigo, Shift and Kai: For the next episode,
March: Of,
Hosts: POKEMON TRUTH OR DARE!
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