Switchy: Welcome back, everyone, to Pokemon Truth or Dare! The other co-hosts are...

*camera shows co-hosts in the Hazbin Hotel universe*

Switchy: ...unavailable at the moment. On the bright side, there are a ton of dares we have now!

Bonnie: Wait, are there new shippings?

Switchy: Yes, actually. There are! Only one, but that's PreservationShipping: March 7th x Troy.

Bonnie: *writes it down*

Switchy: Speaking of which! *summons March*

March: Ouch. What happened. Where am I?

Switchy: You're in Truth or Dare. I'll explain later.

March: Wha-

Switchy: Anyways, let's get onto the dares. *flicks the lever*

Switchy: You've gotta be kidding me. I want to cry. Anyways, everyone, here's A.t.K Serena.

A.t.K Serena: Hi, everyone! *does a fake smile*

Everyone: Hi.

A.t.K Serena: *walks towards Ash* Say, why don't we do our daily thing, Ashy-

Switchy: *bonks A.t.K Serena* DON'T YOU DARE!

A.t.K Serena: Fine. *whispers to Switchy* You're my next target.

Switchy: *decapitates and revives her*

Switchy: Next! Ash and Goh? What do you think about your GFs being gay?

Ash and Goh: Sadness and pity.

Switchy: Serena. What do you think of PerformanceShipping?

Serena: I'm already in love with Ash and Chloe, so I don't like it. I am legally supposed to be in it, considering it's canon.

Switchy: *spongebob sad face* Now, let's speedrun these next dares!

Meanwhile...

Cinderace: What do we do now?

*a portal opens up*

Kai Loud: What's that?

*a hand comes out and grabs them all*

Switchy: *sigh* You all promise to behave better this time, right?

Co-Hosts. Fine.

Switchy: *brings them back to the world.

SPEEDRUNNING TIME!!!

Bonnie: *shows her shipping list*

Everyone: 0////0

NEXT

Iconshipping: We can already say words, idiots.

T. Boy: Oh.

NEXT

Slyspeon: *shoves Iconshipping in a closet*

*7 minutes later*

Iconshipping: *looks like a mess*

Ash and Serena: What happened-

Iconshipping: DON'T ASK!

NEXT 

Switchy: *breaks the fragment of reality and sends Paul, Gary, and Ash to repair it*

7 Hours Later

Paul, Gary, and Ash: DONE!

NEXT

Bonnie and Max: Our ship is already canon.

NEXT

Switchy: Everyone, prepare to commit suicide, cuz we're reading Admire to Kill!

A.t.K Serena: I already know what's happening, so I'll shut up.

Switchy: Alright, that's enough of you.

A.t.K Serena: *shuts off the lights and when they flicker back on, all the Pokegirls and co-hosts are dead*

Switchy: Alright, that's enough of you forever. *sends her to the torture machine for 99+ years* No dares will work to bring her back.

Cinderace: *comes back to life and winks at the camera for the 4th wall to break and dies again*

Switchy: JERALD!

Jerald: ON IT! *fixes it* Cash up.

Switchy: *pays him 100$*

Jerald: Thx.

NEXT

Switchy: Bonnie. Make it canon.

Bonnie: Yessir! *does everything and makes triorivalshipping possible*

5 minutes later...

Switchy: Alright, that's done, and tha-

Rosa: NOT SO FAST!

Cinderace: !!!

Rosa: *shoots March with an antimatter gun*

Troy: *pushes March out of the way and gets hit, dying*

Switchy: Bruh

Rosa and March: *crying*

Switchy: Well, that's it for this rushed chapter. Place your truths-

Cinderace: I'M ALIVE B*TCH

Switchy: WELL! Tha's it for Pokemon Truth or Dare. Place your truths and dares in the comments and we'll see you all in the next chapter. Bye!

Switchy: Alright, I need to pee badly.