Luna: Heyo, and welcome back! Yes, my skin was ripped off. My callous, to be exact. On both darn hands. It was not fun. Wally's joining us too!

Wally: H-hi, everybody!

Also, news flash - Gilbert and Cookie are dating! Also, he's going by Obby now. Anyway, he isn't gonna flirt with Yellow anymore-

Red and Cookie: Thank you, Lord Helix.

Luna: -because we don't want him to leave. Instead, he'll flirt with Crystal with a violent Gold watching! This is a one-time thing...

Obby and Cookie: NUUUUUU 😭

Crystal and Gold: But why?

Luna: HE SAID HE WOULDN'T MIND SPECIALJEWELSHIPPING

Crystal, Gold, and Silver: ...Oh....

Luna: Anyway, it starts... now!

Gilbert: Hello, dearie~

Crystal and Gold: *Kicks and hits Gilbert to death*

Cookie: My dare next!

Anime peeps: Well, I dunno if getting left out is good or bad...

Platinum: All the money?!? Like, all 3,458,185,984 Pokedollars?!?!

Everyone, especially Gold and Blue: YOU HAVE OVER 3 BILLION?!?!

Platinum: Um, yes. Is that a problem?

Gold: NOPENOPENOPE

Crystal: *Sigh*

Etta: *Revives Gilbert*

*After they play*

White: Alright... *Places card down* I WIN! HA!

Platinum: *Sadly hands over the 3 billion+ Pokedaollars*

Gold and Blue: NOOOO!!!! *Sobs* (They were playing against White to win)

White: Great!

Gold and Blue: *CRI*

Cookie: U-um... 

Henry: I have a dare. Here!

Basically everybody: Uuuuuuuuggggghhhhh.....

Lucario: Here! *sets up a random Monopoly board*

Luna: I have a list of teams! Here:

Team 1 - Wheelbarrow

Red and Yellow

Team 2 - Battleship

Green and Blue

Team 3 - Shoe

Gold and Crystal

Team 4 - Hat

Silver and Emerald

Team 5  - Thimble

Ruby and Sapphire

Team 6 - Duck

Black and White

Team 7 - Cat

Blake and Whitley

Team 8 - Dinosaur

X and Y

Team 9 - Dog

Ash and Serena

Team 10 - Car

Dawn and Paul

Team 11 - Penguin

May and Drew

Team 12 - Random figure Luna pulled out of nowhere

Diamond and Platinum

Team 13 - Another random figure Cookie pulled out of nowhere

Pearl and Wally

Luna: Now, you guys have ASSIGNED pieces! So no fighting over them! You CAN trade though...

*After no trading bcs everyone wants their pieces or knows they won't get a trade*

Sky: So, all the teams are going in order. START!

*After a day*

Gold: Oh yeah! Finally! (He and Crystal got Boardwalk and Park Place)

May:  Waaah! (She and Drew have Baltic Avenue and Vermont Avenue)

Drew: Calm down, Airhead.

May: Well, what do you think we should do, Treetop?!?!

Ash: Now now... (He and Serena have Indiana Avenue but are fine with only one property)

Dawn: You guys, this is just a game, everyone is okay! (She and Paul have Electric Company and Pennsylvania Avenue)

Paul: Shut up, no it isn't. We're battling real people. 

~Le Timeskip~

Luna:  STAHP!

*The chaos that had resulted in multiple Pokemon and human battles freezes*

Cookie: Oh, phew. All is well now!

Sky: Are you sure.

Obby: Never.

Etta: And damn, we don't have any dares left, now do we? Dear readers, please tell us if we forgot a dare or if you have a new one.

Silver: Also Luna and I are dating. Wow, she hasn't updated this book for a long time.

Luna: *In the distance* Hey! 

Platinum: A-anyway,  Luna doesn't own the pictures, song, or characters!

Wally: Bye!