Luna: Alrighty, we've got SEVEN DARES today!!! And two new hosts! Please welcome Sky and Cookie!

Sky: Hello. I'm Sky, EliteSkyBlade. I have some dares for you!

Cookie: Hi. I'm Cookie, That_One_Pokespe_Fan. I also have a dare.

Gold: Oh yeah! Let's start this!

Luna: Well, Gold, since you're so excited, I'm doing your dare first. It's from Lucario, aka Lucario-For-Life!

Gold: Wait WHAT?!?!?!

Crystal: U-um...

Gold: Well I was gonna do it sometime, might as well do it now! Wanna go out SSG?

Crystal: Wh-what? Yes!!!

*cue the fangirling/fanboying*

Luna: We can do that after the rest of the dares. Sky, want to say yours?

Sky: Oh yeah. Here's my first and second!

Paul: What the f***?!?!?

Blake: *hides*

Luna: No swearing, Paul! But that doesn't matter right now. Okay, so.... *claps, then snaps*

Sky: ...Did it work?

Dawn: I'll test it! Hey, Paul, What do you think of me?

Paul: *Lightly blushes and smiles widely* Well, you're kind, and caring, and always thinking of your Pokemon!

Ash: WOW. Luna, Sky, THIS IS GREAT!!!! Hey, Paul, how do you train you Pokemon?

Paul: *Still smiling* Well, I always do everything with them, and play with them, and have lots of fun!

Luna: I have to admit this is weird but funny. Now, Blake!

Blake: NONONONONO!!!!! I'll arrest myself if you let me go!

Luna:  I don't like this one. You might get peace sometime.

Sky: Lemme do it! *Snaps twice*

Whitley: Wh-who's going to test this? I don't want to.

Gold: I will! F*** you sh**!

Luna: I'm letting you go because we are testing. But you have a warning.

Gold: Yeah, yeah, little sis....

Luna: Another warning. Don't forget I have Author Powers.

Blake: Oh no! Cussing is not proper! Young man, please stop or I may have to report you!

Luna: Ummmmm...... it worked, right? I don't really know how it's supposed to be....

Sky: Yes it worked. Now, my next dare!

Emerald: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY SECRETS!!!!!!!!!!

Blue: Ooooh, will there be shipping stuff? I hope so~💕

Green: Pesky woman.

Yellow: Is that safe?

Cookie: Yellow, nothing is safe.

Ruby: W-will my clothes get dirty?

Luna: Yes. *Lowers a bucket of mud over Ruby and dumps it on him*

Ruby: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Rushes to the bathroom*

Emerald: Okay. Fine. Let's go.

~Timeskip brought to you by nobody~

Sapphire: Okay, Emerald, ya gonna die afta this!!!! Never ship me an' Ruby like dat!!!!

Everyone: *thinks* I liked the Franticshipping thing though...

Blue: See, he ships me and you, Greenie Isn't that sweet?❤

Green: *Hides his reddening face, Luna, Sky, and Emerald pretend not to notice* Pesky woman.

Luna: Umm.... it's not scary unless your ship is one of Emerald's favorites... It's a bunch of plans, spy gear, handcuffs he probably stole from Blake-

Blake: Emerald! That is unacceptable!

Cookie: Blake! Interrupting is impolite!

Blake: Oops. I am sorry, Luna.

Luna: -A cot, and a ton of drawings and pictures. I doubt there was one person not in at least one drawing... well except Sky. And Gilbert, Emerald of course, Cookie, and the other in our shipping crew who I didn't bring back.

Silver: Oh so you that that one too? (Author's note: It was a drawing of Silver and I... for y'all that know what I'm talking about, which is just Sky and, like, Emerald)

Luna: Well duh! 

Sky: *cackles*

Luna: Honestly I can't kill you so whatever, for now...

Sky: Can we just say how amazing Emerald was to have thought of a camera in the airport?!?

Ash: O-Oh, that... heheh....

Serena: Y-you got a full picture! 

Luna: I told Alain. He's laughing his head off with Mairin at the lab.

Serena: He knows?!?!?

Luna: Well duh. He saw your little signs.

Paul: I hope you all have success in your life!

Luna: Last dare! From Emerald, aka Em_LoveIslandCap! Want to do the honors?

Emerald: Sure. Here.

Luna: I am changing Blake back for this, for reasons that I would have to break the 4th wall for. *Snaps twice*

Blake: I'm back to normal. Huh. Well, where's the spoon?

Luna: Here. *Hands him a metal spoon*

Blake: Start. *Starts pushing on the spoon*

Luna: What's the weakness of a Mega Altaria?

Blake: Uhhh...... Rock, Dragon, Ice, and Fairy?

Luna: Wrong!

Blake: What-oh! It's Poison, Steel, Ice, and Fairy!

Luna: Yep! Now, what is Foongy's Ability? (Foongy is Whitley's Foongus)

Blake: Um... Effect Spore?

Luna: Yep!

~After like 1,000 more questions~

Blake: Finally! Bent! *Holds up bent spoon before collapsing*

Whitley: Blake! A-are you okay? *Places her hands on his chest unintentionally*

Blake: *Blushing* Y-yeah. J-just used too much power...

Luna: My theory that everyone has psychic powers is probably correct...

Whitley: Wh-why are you red- oh! *Finally notices her hands' postition* S-sorry... *Tries to take them off but Blake puts them back*

Cookie: Heheheh.....

Luna: You two are going a date when Gold and Crystal go because I say so! *uses author powers to heal Blake*

Cookie: My dare now!

Luna: Okay, so, um... lemme find some songs... *rushes onto YouTube*

Red: Oh no...

Green: It's unavoidable. 

Blue: Ooh, a karaoke-off! Sounds fun~

Yellow: .....

Luna: Okay! Found the songs! However, sorry Cookie but due to time crunches I'm switching up the teams, so it's Red and Yellow vs. Blue and Green! Now, time to spin the wheel! *A wheel appears, with 10 sections, alternating between "Red and Yellow" and "Blue and Green"*

Cookie: And... spin! *spins the wheel*

*The wheel spins and lands on...*

Cookie: Red and Yellow, you're up!

Everyone except Red and Yellow: *Cheers and claps*

Luna: Start!

(Boy is Red, girl is Yellow)

https://youtu.be/fJ1BHikwkQ0

Red: Done!

Yellow: That... was actually fun!

Sky: Whoa Luna, that was very fitting.

Luna: Thank you. Now, it's time for Blue and Green!

https://youtu.be/vC21Ky7Bc5E

Cookie: Everyone! Vote! I think Red and Yellow won.

Luna: Raise your hand for Blue and Green!

*Blue, Green, Sapphire, Emerald, X, Whitley, White, Luna, Silver, and Black raise their hand*

Luna: Blue and Green win by one person! Congrats!

Sky: Welp. That wasn't bad. Do we have another dare?

Luna: Yep. Cookie?

Cookie: Okay! This is from GymLeaderBeasSister!

Luna: We'll do that in the next chapter, which will be of Gold and Crystal's date, Blake and Whitley's date, and the dare above (because I have to go and I want to publish this). Oh yeah, I turned Blake back! Bye guys!

Y: Luna does not own Pokemon, the characters, or the songs. Just the plot.

X: Leave some dares... down below... in the comments.

Sky: And stay tuned!

Luna: Only temporary hosts for now. I just kept the lines below for comedy, also Sky is a male so it was inaccurate...

Cookie: You can only be a temporary host... unless you're a male? What does that mean, Luna?

Luna, offstage: I want a variety of hosts! So if a male wants to be a permanent host he can be one! Only one person though! Now we're REALLY going!