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TORTURING TROY TIME

Switchy: NO INTRO, ITS TIME TO TOURTURE TROY!!!
(Evreyone except Troy, Hosts Rosa and March): YEAHHHHH!!!
Switchy: First, you need to be a Scorbunny.
(Snaps and He's a Scorbunny)
Troy: HEY!
(March hugs him like he is a plushie)
Troy: Hey! Let go!
Switchy: Next! Do you prefer Rosa or March?
Troy: I prefer March...
Rosa: I WILL FIGHT YOU. (Pulls out a Grenade)
(3 minutes later Rosa is dead)
Troy: Easy W.
Switchy: How did you beat Alastor?
Troy: He was easy. Just like beating Rosa and Sans.
Troy: Next! Switchill and Ashachu have to fight for Serenakin.
(5 minutes later and Ashachu is dead)
Switchill: Easy W.
Switchy: Next, You gotta solo everyone in the Distortion World.
Troy: Easy. (Teleports himself to the Distortion World and solos Evreyone with ease)
Troy:  VERY easy.
Switchy: Next, Serena's Delphox has to fight Riggy!
Riggy: Ez. (Pulls out flamethrower)
(1 minute later..)
Riggy: That was easy as hell.
Switchy: Next, Serena has to be in her Journeys Outfit for the rest of the book.
Serena: What do you mean I'm already in my Journeys Outfit.
Switchy: Oh. (Mentally simps for her)
Troy: Next-
??: Switchy. Stop simping. Its not gigachad behavior.
Everyone but Switchy and ???: WHO THE F**K IS THAT!?
Fury: Im Fury. Switchy's Inner Demon/Friend. Also I'm not a furry.
Troy: What the actual fuck.
Switchy: Anyways, Next,  You have to Rap against Boyfriend in a Rap Battle. (Snaps and BF is teleported)
(10 minutes later BF is literally dead)
Troy: Easy. Now to get rid of the body. (Snaps and teleports him to the Distortion World)
Switchy: Next, Dawn has to slap Paul whether she likes it or not.
Dawn: WHHHYYYYYY
Switchy: Breloom, Psychic!
(Breloom uses Psychic to control Dawn's hands and they repeatedly slap Paul)
Switchy: Next, Slyspeon gets to fight Burning or Dialga.
Slyspeon: Burning, as Dialga looks way to strong.
(3 minutes later and Slyspeon is dead)
Troy: We'll leave her like that for now.
Switchy: Next, Trip has to be a contestant.
Troy & Ash: You mean that mean jerk from Unova?
Switchy: Yeah. (Teleports Trip)
Trip: Wha- Why am I here!?
Switchy: Firstly, your in T.OR.D.
Trip: Ridicule. Whatever.
Switchy: Next, Everyone in the Distortion World Do a Uno Match.
(Teleports a deck of Uno cards to the people in the Distortion World)
A/N: Here are the people in the Distortion World. Calem, N64 Mario, Boyfriend, A.T.K Serena and Gay Serena & Chloe.

Meanwhile, in the Distortion World...

Mario: MAMA-MIA! CARDS!
Calem: WHAT DO WE DO WITH THEM!?
Chloe: Play Uno!!
(6 minutes later)
Calem: UNO! I WIN!!!

Back in the T.OR.D Studio......

Switchy: Next, HOW DID YOU SURVIVE AN ANTIMATTER GUN!?
Troy: Plot Armor. (Fourth Wall breaks)
Switchy: JERLAD!!!!
Jerlad: On it! *fixes the Fourth Wall* Cash up, mi amigo.
*Switchy hands him 100$*
Dialga: Next, PerformanceShipping and PreservationShipping do a Soul- Link.
(6 long days later..)
PerformanceShipping and PreservationShipping: Finally. Heart Gold and Soul Silver are hard as fuck.
(Fourth wall breaks again)
Switchy: JERLAD!!!!
Jerlad: Jeez, why do y'all keep breaking the Fourth Wall!? Your going to need to pay me double. *Fixes the Fourth Wall* Cash up, mi amigo.
*Switchy hands him 200$*
Switchy: Next, you have to fight 3 of your enemies at the same time.
Troy: Easy. (10 minutes later and all 3 of them are dead, and banished into the Distortion World)
Switchy: Next, Battle Chicken Claw.
Troy: Easy, hes just a chicken- (Dies)
Everyone: HOW!?
(Switchy snaps and revives Troy)
Switchy: Next, SNOOOOWWWWBAAALLLL FIIIIGGGHHTTTT!
(10 minutes later and March wins)
Everyone but March: GG.
Switchy: Next, Riggy!? Explain the Purple Fire.
Riggy: No. Not yet. Go on Datcia's channel.

Switchy: Fight Sonic. EXE.
Troy: Easy. (Kill Sonic.EXE and banishes him to the Distortion World)
Switchy: Serena, what is your most embarrassing moment ever?
Serena: Cant tell anyone, even you Switch.
Switchy: Finally, speed run getting to Minuin Amour's T.OR.D without Portal Guns. And that book is over 1,000 AU away.
Troy: Bet. (Turns into his Sonic Form and speed runs there within 10 hours)
March: Well. I guess that's it for this episode of Pokemon Truth or Dare! Remember to leave truths and dares! Bye!!!
(Troy (shushed): Damm. Finally. This chapter is over 700 words long.
(Fourth Wall breaks)
Switchy: JERLAD!!!
Jerlad: Again!? Jeez... *fixes the Fourth Wall* Pay up. Triple.
*Switchy hands him 600$*)

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