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First EVER FEBRUARY Update of this book!

Cinderace: Hello! Hola, Ciao & Bonjour! Welcome to-
Dialga: POKEMON TRUTH OR DARE 2!
Slyspeon: WHERE WE..
Burning: TOURTURE VARIOUS CHARACTERS FROM POKEMON!
Contestants: Guys this is getting old.
Cinderace: The story hasn't even been out for a year!
(The Fourth Wall Breaks)
Slyspeon: Max, we need you to fix the Fourth Wall with FLEX TAPE
Max: Roger. (Fixes fourth wall with Flex Tape)
Cinderace: Anyways, first dare, every single girl Ash is shipped with, including Ash, must search up "Ash Harem"
Contestants: What the hell is harem?
Cinderace: You'll find out for yourself...
(2 minutes later..)
(MISTY PULLS OUT A PITCHFORK) Misty: IF YALL WANT TO GO!??, IM READY TO GOOOOOOOOO!
May: (Pulls out Gun) We'll see about that!
(A LOT OF SCREAMING, GUN SHOTS AND MORE MUDEROUS SOUNDS CAN BE HEARD AS WELL AS BLOOD CAN BE SEEN)
(Cinderace decided to check on them and saw the aftermath.)
(Misty is dead, Serena is exhausted, May has been decapitated, Iris is also dead, as well as evreyone else except for Ash who is sitting in the corner crying)
Cinderace: Ok, what in Arcues's name happened here.. Well I guess I have to revive them. (He carries the dead bodies to the infimary)
(4 hours later)
Cinderace: Okay, that got hetic. Well, next dare is...
Horizon Shipping do Seven Minutes in Heaven. Bet.
(Cinderace locks them into a sealed room for seven minutes to do that)
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- The Wattpad Censorship Team
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Cinderace: Alright... Now that that's done... The next dare is for Liko and Roy to have a Pokemon Battle and the loser dose whatever the winner wants them to do regardless of if its explicit or not.
(Cut to the end of the battle)
Cinderace: And Liko wins. I guess Roy has to obey her every command.
(Liko whispears something in Cinderace's ear and Cinderace locks her and Roy in a completely sealed room)
Cinderace: Alright, now that that's taken care of.. All of your Pokemon can talk for the next four chapters, including this chapter.
(Slyspeon snaps her fingers and the Pokemon can now talk)
Pikachu: Hey Ash, why the hell do you have so much rizz?
Ash: Plot Armor. Why do you love ketchup so much?
Pikachu: It tastes like me. (Ash looks at Pikachu in disgust)
Ash: Actually, Ketchup is made from dead Pikachu's blood you know that right?
Pikachu: What?
Ash: Yeah. So your actually committing canablism.
Pikachu: *Goes to a corner and cries*
(The rest of the Pokemon and Trainers have pretty wholesome conversations except for Serena and her Braxien.)
Cinderace: Alright, next and final dare.. Evreyone reacts to Anime Vines from the Anime Brain

(Evreyone is dying of laughter)
Cinderace: Alright, thats it for this chapter. Ill see y'all some other time! Remember to leave dares!

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