Chaos Occurs!
Troy: Hi! Welcome to Pokemon Truth or Dare!
Slyspeon: Nothing like a new episode! Its also the 15th episode I'm in!
(The Fourth Wall breaks)
Troy: We'll leave that alone.
Readers: ATTACK!!!!! (Readers charge in)
Troy: CLEMONT, PERPEARE THE NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS!
Clemont: ON IT! (activates the Nuclear Defense Systems)
Readers: AAA- (Dies)
Troy: Okay. I see why we should always get that fixed right away.
Switchy: Jerald!
Jerlad: On it! (Fixes the Fourth Wall) Cash up, buddy.
Switchy: Fine... *Solemnly gives him 200$*
Troy: Okay now we can finally get on with the dares. (Pulls out a long list of dares) Okay. This will be one long episode.
Slyspeon: First, Evreyone reads "Unusual Evreyday Eeveeloutions" and "Freedom Planet Kai's Adventures"!
(Timeskip of 5 hours)
Troy: Kinda mid. I've read better stories.
Everyone else: Its aight.
Switchy: Next, I have to kick Troy's ass.
Troy: WAIT N- (Gets kicked by Switchy)
Switchy: Next, Riggy has to be a contestant! (Teleports Riggy)
Riggy: Hiya! Im Riggy! I love stealing, killing vandalism and crime!
Switchy: Next, Troy and Alastor have to battle! (Teleports Alastor and they battle)
(Troy wins)
Troy: I still don't know why that was surprisingly easy. Next-
Switchy: Next, Serena has to bonk Calem with a hammer into the ground.
Troy: We can't bring Calem back, it goes against story rules. (Points to list of rules)
Switchy: Why?
Troy: To cut a long story short, Calem basically rapped her.
Switchy: Oh...
Troy: Well, next. Evreyone has to get their livers taken away by N64 Mario.
(Spawns Mario)
Mario: HEY. MOTHERFUCKERS. IM HERE TO TAKE YOUR LIVERS. (Takes everyones livers except the co-hosts and host's)
(Evreyone except Hosts are dead)
(Troy revives them and banishes N64 Mario to the Distortion Worls)
Troy: Next, We have to fight Unye, the Undying!
(Spawns her and they kill her, banishing them into the distortion world)
Troy: Next, Asachu and Serenakin have to kiss and Switchy can't get mad!
Switchy: HEY! WHY IS THAT THE DARE T-
(Asachu and Serenakin French Kiss)
(Switchy is heartbroken UT style)
(Troy fixes Switchy right up with his host powers)
Troy: Okay next, Riggy has to survive jumping in a volcano.
(Riggy jumps in a volcano and somehow survives)
Troy: Next, PerformanceAmourShipping have to survive in the Poppy Playtime Factory for an hour.
(Troy teleports them there and they die within 15 minutes)
Troy: Damm. That's brutal.
(Revives them)
Troy: Whoo! This has been a looong chapter. Thank god its almost done.
Switchy: Finally, TrioRivalShipping have to do a Hardcore Nuzlocke and if they rage, cry or suffer they have to do whatever the contestants tell them to do.
(TrioRivalShipping dose the Nuzlocke, with ease)
Switchy: *shocked Pikachu Face*
Troy: Anyways, thats it for this episode of Pokemon Truth or Dare! Remember to Leave dares! BYYEEEEE!
(March is victorious with Rosa dead)
March: LEETTTTSS GOOOO. (Puts on swag glasses)
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