A/N: Valentines day is near, isn't it? Well, here's this... which isn't very original but I just wanted to give you at least something for this holiday. Even though it's not here yet and we all know everyone on here is going to be having a private anime marathon instead of hooking up with possible future lovers. I mean, that's okay though. I think.

Anyway, I hope you all like this and have a happy holiday! I will probably end up updating this once again before it. Because I suck like that. Oh well, enjoy!

By the way I got this from my memory of Spongebob so if I get something wrong.... I'll probably be attacked either way so screw it.

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Red: *Knocks on door*

Gold: ...

Red: Okay Gold, now, the key to selling more of something is to connect with the costumer.

Gold: Like how Red?

Red: Well... show them how much you care!

Gold: okay.

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*Random wild Ace Trainer Matt appeared*

Gold: ...

Gold: I love you.