Gold: Okay so basically today we're gonna-

Sapphire: *Pushes Gold out of the way* WE NEED MORE SCREEN TIME!

Ruby: EUROPEAN!

Emerald: In a toilet!

Ruby: O-O

Sapphire: Okay now that we're here, now we can be loved more!

Emerald: YEAH! Im so unloved...

Ruby: True.

Emerald: HEY!

Sapphire: Okay okay! So, we gotta do something funny, right?

Emerald: Sometimes I fart.

Sapphire: *Facepalms* Emerald, potty jokes are for little kid-

Emerald: You said potty!

Emerald an Ruby: *Giggling*

Sapphire: =__=

Emerald: And... pee.

Ruby and Emerald: *Fall from laughing too hard*

Sapphire: *Huffs*

Emerald: I... I... *Wipes tear* Okay okay, *Gets up with Ruby* Im good, I'm good...

Ruby: *Whispers something in Emeralds ear*

Emerald: *Giggles*

Sapphire: WOULD YA TWO STOP ACTING LIKE FIVE YEAR OLDS?!?!

Ruby: ...Fine.

Emerald: ...

Ruby: Now it's boring.

Sapphire: No it's not, we can make it funnier! Right guys?!

Emerald: ... I think I have Kittenoligy now...

Sapphire: You two are stupid.

Emerald: Monster truck.

Ruby: ....

...

Poop.

Emerald and Ruby: *Cracking up*

Sapphire: =__________=

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Admin: Oh, potty jokes. Always get old...