My little brother wanted me to make this. Sorry...or...yay?

Green: just get through the stinkin' rock tunnel! Jees I don't remember it being this hard...

Red: fine... Oh hey we're out!

Green: where do we go next?

Red: you seriously don't remember?

Green: no.

Red: well I think I do. I mean, the minecraft mod of kanto hasn't been different before so why should it now?

Green: ok...

Red: let me think...OH CRUDDERS!

Green: what? What? Where do we go next?

Red: try to guess. Where else would I be saying oh crudders to?

Green:...route 12?

Red: NO YOU STUPID-...LAVENDER TOWN!

Green: oh.

Red: hey, since you know a lot of stuff about minecraft, what would spiders, zombies, creepers, and skeletons be in pokemon?

Green: well, just to creep you out I guess...spiders would be white hand.

Red: uh...

Green: skeletons would be...cubone...or Marowak.

Red: eeeh...

Green: creepers could be missingno...

Red: hey-

Green: and zombies would be buried alive!

Red:...and...we have to...battle these?

Green: alot... And, it's turning night so... Right about...now!

Red: AHHHH! MISSINGNOS EVERYWHERE!

Green: it will be okay as long as you don't-

*BOOM!*

Green: get close to it...

Red: OH NO THEY'VE GOT ME STRANDED! GOODBYE...MY FRIEND...

Green: * slow motion * NOOOOOOOOOOO....He's gone...

... Ten seconds later ...

Green: *crying* ahhh... He's gone...

Red: who is?

Green: Red... He died...

Red: YOU HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND NAMED RED?! IM GONNA BEAT HIM TO DEATH!

Green: Red!

Red: oh you mean me! Yeh. All you have to do is respawn. Hey and we're you crying?

Green: WHAT?!?! N-NO! I JUST... BOUGHT SOME ONIONS! I was happy...you...died...

Red: riiiight...