Tabitha- the one who joined just so they had something to do with their life

Courtney- the rebellious teenager who went away from their parents and joined a stupid gang

Maxie- the wife who initiated the fight

Shelly- used to be a stripper

Matt- never graduated high school

Archie- the husband who is sad about the situation but still wants to defend their own opinion

Zinnia- the meteorologist

Sapphire- the daughter of the married couple who just wants eVERYTHING TO STOP OKAY

Ruby- the marriage counselor

Wally- useless

Steven- the sneaky pedo

i deed it