Just a little something because I was bored.

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Emerald: Alright you guys! It's time for us all to try out the Internet, now, on three, I want you two to just randomly search around the Internet for anything at a-take that back, Ruby stop smirking-ON ONE, TWO, THREE! SEARCH!

Sapphire: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT. *Clicks something* Uhhhh what is this?!

Emerald: That is Tumblr!

Ruby: This?

Emerald: Tha- RUBY GET OFF THAT SITE YOU FREAKING PERVY FUDGE.

Ruby: ._.

Sapphire: Ooh what's this?

Emerald: That's YouTube! You can-

Sapphire: OH MY ARCEUS THESE PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY HAHA.

Emerald: Y-yeah...

Ruby: What does 'derp' mean?

Emerald: *Makes deep face*

Ruby: ooh my gAWD GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL.

Sapphire: *Picks up phone and dials 911*

Emerald: NO NO IM FINE I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU DERP.

Sapphire: *Puts phone down*

Ruby: Oh... COOL.

*Awkward silence*

Sapphire: This is...

Emerald: Huh...?

Sapphire: ATTACK ON TITAN! :D

Emerald: You-

Sapphire: YAY!!!

Ruby: EVERYBODY FREEZE!

Everybody: *Freezes*

Emerald: What is it?

Ruby: I found... This... *Shows*

Emerald: *Serious face shot* THE NICOTINE OF THE INTERNET...

Ruby: The most weird...

Sapphire: Addictive...

Emerald: Evil...

Ruby: But so fun...

Sapphire: Webcomic...

Emerald: In the Internet world...

Ruby: It...

Sapphire: Is...?

Emerald: *Eyes tear* Homestuck.

...

Red: Pfft, it's not that bad! *Puts giant rectangular glasses on* *Rolls eyes*