???: hey you! Reader! Remember me? Or do you know me at all? Anyways, let me introduce myself!

???: this is me, I'm a platypet. And you may or may not remember me from Pokémon sword and shield rumors.

Platypet: this is me with my (fake) starter crew, and if you remember me, I'm sure you may remember being sad that I'm not in Pokémon sword and shield. I mean, my teammates didn't make it in either but at least you've got scorbunny and grooky. Look at sobble, and look at me again. I'm sure you can tell that I'm way cooler, right?

Platypet: don't give me that look, I'm sure you know that I'm more fabulous! Still not convinced? Never mind, it's a personal preference after all. Still, if you were one of those disappointed that I didn't make it to the game, I feel ya, I'm a pretty awesome fakemon after all... or am I?

(Actual game footage... I think)

Platypet: guess what folks! I have my own game now! Sure, it's not Pokémon but it's real comfy in here. It's called Temtem and is currently in its early access stage!

Platypet: and yes! I may be coming onto a Nitendo Switch soon! Sure, that is not confirmed but I find it pretty awesome! I'm honestly very happy to be in this game today. For a fake Pokémon, I've sure come a long way! Even my original fake evolutionary stages are in game!

Platypet: shiny? No I've no shiny form... but I've a Luma form that fits that role!

Platypet: and I'll like to thank my creator 50 Shades of Heliolisk for making this all possible.

P.S: never thought I'll join a game? Hah! Joke's on you!

See ya later folks!