Story: Hello I take place in high school, or some random place with a bunch of Eeveelutions.

Glaceon: Hi I'm cold af and attack everyone I see. Oh my names are also snowy, shard, and anything to do with cliche Glaceon names. Im also always a girl because male Glaceon don't exist somehow.

Flareon: Hello I'm blaze. That's it. I'm hot tempered so don't make me tick. Everything makes me tick. Stop fucking ticking me off you British bastards!!! I'm also hot af

Umbreon: Hello I am dusk, or some other random edgy Umbreon name. Im mysterious af and im almost always in love immediately with someone. Im also creepy af sometimes and love fighting other popular Pokémon. Im also always male! How fun! Girl Umbreon suck anyways!

Espeon: Hello there. I'm always a girl. What's a male? Male Espeon exist? My names? Probably more in verity than other Eeveelutions, but who knows. I am still always a girl. I'm almost always the love interest for Umbreon. Who needs anyone else? I mean Umbreon is definitely far more sexier anyways.

Sylveon: I am a slut. I am Sylvia, or some other cliche Sylveon name. I'm almost always the villain in these stories. Or at least the one who wants Umbreon anyways. No one else can have him because he's mine you fucking loser. I also sleep with about 999 other men as well because I'm suuuuuuuccch a slut. Also what's a male? Besides sexy Umbreon of course....HES MINE BITCH! I am so popular....

Vaporeon: Do I exist? Maybe. Im vapor btw. Or hydro. Or some other dewdrop name related with water that isn't in a different language at least. Please, you can call me unnoticeable in fanfiction. I almost never exist unless it's with me with some Flareon or Leafeon. I mean I guess they're hot. Especially Flareon since they're...nevermind. Anyways I'm almost always male and I'm irrelevant.

Leafeon: I am almost always a side character. Hi I'm leaf, Petal, Ivy, or some other cliche leaf name with barely any representation unless I'm a side character. Male? What's that? Would love to have that sometime. Sure I may look like a girl, but don't we all? I mean you say Ralsei is a male, yet he's female, so why can't I be a beautiful male? Anyways that's all since I'm also irrelevant.

Jolteon: Hi I'm fast af! I'm speedy! I'm very fast and I'm very handsome. I'm a guy. Not a girl. Who needs girl Jolteon? Surely not me! I'm Spark, Bolt, Sparky, Jolt, Thunder, Lightning, and every other lightning name you can think of for me! Who needs names like Aiden when you can be Zolt? And boy do I have a ton of ships with me. But Flareon and me are rarely together. Same with espeon. I mostly like Glaceon, Leafeon, Umbreon, and Vaporeon. Well that last one I made up, but it would definitely make sense. Anyways who needs to be slow when you can be fast? Gotta go fast fast fast!!! Honnnnkk

Storyline: Girl hates guy and beats him up until next chapter she likes him. Or other way around but without the violence.

Storyline: Guy immediately likes girl and girl likes guy without them spending too much time together.  (Shut up Anna you can't marry a guy you just met! Not even if you think it's true love! Get to know him)

Storyline: Mean girls at school bullies pretty girl who guy likes.... (Come on, there's no sense of realism. I don't think every school has a mean girl. Or at least one that will fight you over one guy)

Storyline: Eeveelutions hang out together and two Eeveelutions fall in love...probably immediately. (Come on, there's no issues? No fights between them? What kind of shit fiction is that? Can't even have a villain who isn't a jealous bitch not growing up over someone not loving them back? Come on! At least have some conflict...that means you too five)

Storyline: guy saves girl from other (probably ghost or dark type.) pokemon who is hurting her. (Other way around at least? Girls aren't damsels in distress all the time. And when they are they're not always crying for a hero to save them. Damn Megaera is a savage.)

As you can see I'm reading eeveelution romance, but the romance is so cliche some parts kinda annoy me.

And that is why I am trying to stay as far away from that crap as possible in my stories. Though some of it does come, but you know with reason.