Wallace: Here! I heard u liek—

Steven: Don't you dare say Mudkipz...

Wallace: —Steel Types—

Steven: *sigh of relief*

Wallace: —so I got you a baby Dialga! *hands Steven a baby Dialga* *leaves* Welp I gtg now bye!

Steven: Uhh...okay then.

Baby Dialga: *smirks evilly*

*Later, at Steven's house*

Steven: So this is my house, little Dialga. This is where you will live from now on.

Baby Dialga: *smiles innocently*

Steven: I'll bet you want to come with me and see the rest of my team. As Champion, I have to defend that title. Come on, we'll go and visit my fa—

Baby Dialga: *freezes Steven in time*

Steven: ...

Baby Dialga: *finds cookie jar and eats all the cookies*

Steven: *eye twitch* I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!

Baby Dialga: *raspberry and other rude gestures*

Steven: ARCEUS DAMN YOU BABY DIALGA!!!!!!!