Oak: Are you a boy or a girl?

Ash: -_(\ What do I LOOK like?!

Oak: I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

James: THIS is your guide?

Jessie: What an old Magikarp.

Oak: Hello young girls!

James: *eye twitch* *inhales deeply* I am going to get lunch... *leaves*

Jessie: Now you KNOW he's ticked off.

Meowth: Meowth! That's right!

Misty: There are some people in this world who are just weird, and others who are complete idiots. Oak is all of the above.

Oak: Misty! So glad to see you! Er...what was your name again?

Ash: Holy Arceus you make Professor Birch look like a genius.

Birch: I'm not a genius...am I?

Misty: No, you're not. You were being chased by your wife for no reason at all, AND mistook her for a Pokémon. You've got issues.

Ash: NONE of the Professors are smart! Except for Elm, since he actually KNOWS what his neighbor's gender is!

Elm: I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK! Take THAT, Juniper!

Sycamore: I discovered MEGA EVOLUTION.

Ash: You all have done something worth it EXCEPT for Oak. ALL HE DOES IS PROVIDE ANNOYING POP-UPS WHENEVER YOU TRY TO RIDE A BIKE IN WHAT YOU MAY THINK IS A REASONABLE PLACE.

Pikachu: Pika-pika! (Translation: EXACTLY.)