(TheStarGod assisted me with this idea, major kudos to him!)

(A few weeks after getting the Talon Badge...)

Date: December 21st, 2019, 23:00 hours (11:00 PM)

Me: (Sees a bunch of people battling)

https://youtu.be/uKCAt1A0Zs4

Manfred: This is our last stand in the SSS Region! We're not fucking around anymore! We'll kill you...or die trying!

Turco: So be it!

Jen: Go, Greninja!

Greninja: Nin!

TSG's Antasma: Mismagius, use Thunder Wave on Tauros!

Tauros: (Bull noise)

???: Nightwing, use Low Sweep!

https://youtu.be/MW63nvUUaYQ

Me: Somebody needs assistance?  (Sees Risky)  So Risky was the Elite Four member held hostage?!  (Turns super)  OH, HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO!  Nightwing!  You know what time it is!

Decidueye: Yes!

Me/Decidueye: (Stares at Manfred's Bisharp) TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!  

TSG's Antasma: Vait for me!  I neffer got the chance to use that moof!  SKREEYEESH!

Me: A double whammy?!  Sure!

Me/TSG's Antasma/Decidueye/Nightwing: Signature move...

Bisharp: I'm sorry, Master...(Faints)

Manfred: You left me no choice, Antasma.  (Places blade near Risky's neck)  Surrender, or Risky here will go to the Distortion World where she BELONGS!

Me: Gggh... You cowardly motherfucker...

???: Yo, Antasma!  Ya need a hand, mah bonafide friend?

King DeDeDe: Coily Rattler, I'm gonna need ya to clobber dat dere Tauros!  Use Iron Tail!

???: I will not allow them to get away with this!  (Sends out a Houndoom)  Hades!  Mega Evolve!

???: I will not have Risky executed!  (Sends out Ghost-Type Silvally)

???: Hitmonlee!  Take care of that Electrode!  Double Kick!

???: Hitmonchan!  Get rid of that Golbat!  ThunderPunch!

???: Articuno, use Ice Beam!

???: Zapdos, use Thunderbolt!

???: Moltres, use Flamethrower!

???: Gallade, use Brick Break!

???: COMMENCE BATTLE!  METAGROSS, MEGA EVOLVE!

???: Help out Neo Metal Sonic, Crobat!

???: Taka, use Flare Blitz!

???: I'll help, too!  Go, Galvantula!

???: Go, Torterra!

???: Go, Staraptor!  (Notices someone) Oh, hey, Christina!  Can you help me out?!

Christina: Sure!  Go, Persian!  (Notices someone)  Smesh, can ya help the two Antasmas?!

Smesh: Sure!  (Takes out a Poke Ball, kisses it) Go, Heracross!

???: (Over the phone) Distract Team Karma!  I'll rescue Risky!  (Falls out of the sky, lands like Zero from Borderlands 2)

Me: Thanks, guys!

InfiniteTheEdge/King DeDeDe/Hellen Gravely/Blackquill/Sagiri/Android 17/Android 18/Neo Metal Sonic/Fransizka/Zan Partizanne/Flamberge/Sephiroth/Blizzard Dragmire/Geno/Machito/Christina/Smesh/TSG's Antasma: Anytime!

TCF: (Loosens Risky's chains) There we go!  You're free!

Risky: Go, Barraskewda!

Fransizka: What are you going to do?  You can't kill us!

Me: Oh, hell no!  Looks like I have no other choice... (Plays the Moon Flute, hears a distant cry)

https://youtu.be/8_FnUq2TRBg

???:

https://youtu.be/FkwICOPVkTM

Me: How are you, my friendly Lunala?

Lunala: (Trills at Antasma and friends, then growls at Team Karma)

Me: Use..."Moongeist Beam"!  (Every member of Team Karma is frozen with fear while the rest move to where I am)

Team Karma:

https://youtu.be/5YcIJuYQECc

Me: Looks like Team Karma's a bitch, am I right?!

Everyone else:

https://youtu.be/iYVO5bUFww0

Viger: Classic!  Antasma will see you all in the Elite Four challenges, and as always, toodles!