July 9, 2016
2:55

"My game must be broken, it's not showing any of those Pokémon."

"What's this thing?"

"It's a gym you battle your Pokémon at once you get to a certain level."

"Oh, that's cool. What level are you on?"

"I'm on eight, but I just got the game."

"What's that red thing behind your character?"

"Oh, that's my team. I'm team Valor."

"When do I get a team?"

"I think level four, that's when you can battle, too."

"What's this?"

"You're like a child. It's a Charmander. You must have avoided the starters at the beginning of the game."

"Do I want it?"

"Yes, catch it."