July 9, 2016
2:45

"Okay, it's downloaded, and I've made an account."

"I just caught the Squirtle."

"Luke."

"What?"

"How do I play?"

"Just walk around, Follow me, T-"

"Don't you dare make another song reference."

"Fine then."

"What's this thing?"

"That's a Jynx! Why isn't it showing up on my game?"

"It looks like Nicki Minaj. How do I catch it?"

"Throw a pokéball at it."

"How do I-."

"Just give me your phone."

"Luke! That's mine."

"And now you has a Jynx, now hush it."

"Thank you then, Luke."

"I only have a Pidgey near."

"What's this, Luke?"

"Why do you get all the good Pokémon? It's not even showing up on mine"

"What is it?"

"It's a Psyduck."

"What's that?"