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kneecap fail oneshots 😍😍

(for starters this is kinda an inside joke for me and my friend. her reactions will be at the end of the story. also these are only for bede, raihan, leon, rose, oleana. tw: lesbian slur)

Bede

Your knees go out, causing your body to topple over itself, down the stairs. As you land, Bede is carrying a box around, and places it with the other piles of boxes. "Ah fuck, I think I broke my everything..." You groan, tearing up.
Bede stares at you and laughs. "Ha loser" He mocks, laughing for five minutes straight until you bleed out and die.

Raihan

"Hey guys! Welcome to my Instagram Live! I'm here with my wonderful girlfriend, (Y/n)!"  "Hellooo!" You say with a wide grin. As you and Raihan continue to walk to Hammerlocke Stadium, you feel your knee bend by itself, causing you to fall and faceplant... On camera. "Shitttt~ That's... ouch." Raihan says, "Anyway, I'm about to face my next opponent, Gloria. Seeya at the stadium!" Raihan says, as he drags your limp body into the locker room behind himself.

Leon

You run after Leon, laughing about, when your knee goes down for the count, your whole body following suit,

Leon spots you on the ground, groaning. Running over to you, he looks at you for a good second, and strikes his famous pose.

Rose

As you follow Rose and Oleana down to the plant, Oleana kicks the back of your knee, making you fall. Rose turns back and sends out his Copperajah, who is wearing a Dynamax band. "I will not let you treat my love with such disregard." Copperajah lets out a loud roar, and activates the band. Within seconds, Rose was 5x bigger. "Rose, Dad Bod Slam!" Somehow, his Pokemon could talk and Dynamax a human. Rose lept up, Oleana's life flashing before her very eyes. His big ol belly crushed the secretary, leaving her dead and flat as a pancake. He returns to normal size and hugs you, but he accidentally drops you and Oleana off the platform to your death.

Oleana

You and Oleana were walking around Wyndon, when your knee chose to ignore your walking pattern and bend downward, causing you to fall and take Oleana with you. She thought you were trying to pursue her because she's a scatterbrain, but no, you just fell. "(Y/n) this is very unprofessional of you. I live to serve Rose, not be a dyke like you. With that, she pushed you off of her. "I apologize, but I didn't intend to. My knee failed." You argued, but she was already on her way to fire you.

The reactions from MysteriousLostOne...(in order)

Bede: "bede would do that lmao"

Raihan: "😂😂"

Leon: "LEON u dumb fuckign egotistical bitch rrrrrr u better take care of my knees before i break yours 🙃"

Rose: "OMFG DAD BOD SLAM FUCKIGN SAME"

Oleana: "YES SKSKKSKSKSKNXNXJDJJENN"

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