Battlefield round 3 ( were skipping the girls battles cuz they had to fight newbs and easily won  but aren't gunna brag cus Misty lost to a ****

" Match 7 of Round 2 will now begin. ASH KETCHUM!!!! *crowd roars * vs CALEM XAVIER * some people clap XD * " the announcer says " Hey that's the guy with the Kangaskhan " Misty says angrily " Wooo GO ASH!!!!  " Serena yells * Calem looks at Serena * ( She is so hot after i win this match ill >make< her mine ) Calem thinks [ KILL URSELF CALEM ]  " You're going down Ketchum go Kangaskhan! " Calem yelled " Goodra i choose you!! " Ash yelled " Kangaskhan MEGA EVOLVE AND USE POWER UP PUNCH " Calem yelled " Goodra grab it with your whips and pull it close [ those whippy vine tentacle things on Goodra's head wut r those even called? ]  " Ash yelled.  Goodra uses its whips to grab Mega Kangaskhan's arms and pulls it close " Kangaskhan HYPER BEAM!!! " Calem yelled " Goodra ICE BEAM NOW!!!! " Ash countered . Kangaskhan freezes with the ball of energy frozen in its mouth " Now Goodra throw it up and use Power Whip!! " Goodra threw Kangaskhan's frozen body into the air lurched its head back while his whips turned bright green lurched forward and hit Kangaskhan's body with so much force the ice shattered on contact sending Mega Kangaskhan into the wall barely conscious " MEGA PUNCH!!!!!!!!!! " Calem yelled angrily " Aqua tail " Ash replied calmly . Goodra then dug the tip of both whips into the ground 10 feet away and launched itself all the way to a Kangaskhan and released its water surrounded tail into Kangaskhan's face sending it back into the wall fainted

LETS JUST SKIP CUZ THE REST OF THE MATCH IS JUST SAD #GoodraSweep

With the girls

" Hey ladies " Calem said before knocking out Misty, Dawn, and May " Calem why would you do that Serena said " I did it for you for us... he said pinning Serena against the wall " Calem im in a relationship " Serena said with fear in her eyes " I DONT CARE!!!! " Calem yelled trying to kiss her but she moved " ASH HELP!!!!! " Serena screamed before Calem put his hand over her mouth " SHUT UP " he yelled in her face while pinning her to another wall now lets start over he said moving his mouth close to hers " NOOO!!!! " she screamed and slapped him " What... did you just do... " Calem said with a maniacal look in his face " WHAT DID YOU JUST DO!!!! " he said punching her in the face " AAGGGHHH " Serena screamed and ran down some stairs to a door that turned out to be locked " Now you're trapped and mine to control " Calem said maniacally while standing at the top of the stairs " NO PLEASE " Serena said while crying [ YOU SHOULD NEVER DO THIS TO ANYONE I ONLY PUT THIS IN HERE TO EMPHASIZE HOW BIG OF A **** CALEM IS ] " NO YOU'RE MI-* Calem gasps and falls down the stairs to Serena's feet * " Stay away from my girlfriend " a familiar voice said " ASH!!!!! " Serena said relieved that nightmare was over but still crying " Serena im so sorry i didn't get here faster " Ash said comforting her with a hug " Im just glad you're here i was terrified that you wouldn't have heard me " Serena said still crying and clinging onto Ash " Don't worry Serena i'll always protect you no matter what " Ash said while cupping Serena's cheek when suddenly " Zzzzzz Ghah!!! Ash yelled by getting hit by 5 tazers " What the " when he looked to see Officer Jenny and 5 other cops she shot a tazer into his head which knocked him out " STAY DOWN PUNK!! " was the last thing he heard " Don't worry you're safe now " Officer Jenny said " ASH!!!!! " Serena screamed crying over his unconscious body " But he tried molest you? " Officer Jenny said " No this is my boyfriend Ash you're looking for him " Serena points to Calem's unconscious body " Im so sorry... but how did it take 6 tazers to knock 1 guy out normally 3 would have killed someone... you 2 arrest the boy ill need to take you in for questioning about what happened " Officer Jenny told Serena " IM NOT LEAVING WITHOUT ASH!! " Serena screamed " I guess that means i coming to " Ash said surprising everyone " Ash you're okay " Serena said hugging him " Hey Serena are you alright? " Ash asked while holding her shoulders which made her flinch " Grrr what did he do to you " Ash asked "We'll find out later right now we should patch you 2 up and get him in a cell " Officer Jenny said " alright " Ash said giving a deadly stare at Calem's unconscious body