I honestly don't know how this came to be. It just popped in my head as a sort of revenge/gift to my two wonderful friends. @Grenineon and @LogicalCabbge you guys are the female brothers I never had. I wish we went to the same school and sat at the same lunch table! Disclaimer: Gren an Logi are not in an actual relationship. This is for entertainment purposes ONLY. I will willing do another one shot like this if anybody wants another abomination like this! What can I say? CommentShipping for life!

-Grenineon-

Gren had her fair share of troubles in her life. Friends, her ill dad, you name it. Chances are, she had been through it. But each challenge had made her stronger. Gren found most of her comfort in a site called Wattpad. She had made plenty of friends on there.

But one of her adoring friends stood out among them. She went by the name of LogicalCabbage on Wattpad, but Gren always called her Logi. Logi was a cheerful and a fun loving person except her idea of fun was different from everybody else's. Logi liked to spam people. She voiced her opinion on everything in a story or she spammed for the heck of it, having conversations with multiple people in the comments sections of Wattpad.

Logi was infamous for destroying comment sections everywhere and lately, Gren had taken up spamming with her. Their favorite prey was their friend EpicAuthor01. Epic would often cry himself to sleep after seeing his war torn comment section. He loved their comments, but they loved them too much.

Gren started think of Logi more and more often. She wanted to meet her in real life more than anything. Gren constantly imagined what she looked like. Not matter what, Gren found her perfect. Gren found herself dreaming about dating Logi, she told herself it wouldn't work for either of them. No matter all messages they could send each other, it wouldn't have the same effect as actual human contact.

Gren and Logi joked about dating other friends on Wattpad. If anyway deserved Logi, it was Gren. Not Sheare, not VanillaWind, and sure as hell not Epic!

Sheare and Vanilla already had their own thing though. Gren wanted that for Logi and her.

Gren opened her bedroom door and flopped on her bed. Logi was on her mind all day. She couldn't focus at tennis practice at all.

"I find true love, and she's miles away," Gren muttered into her sheets. Gren temporarily shook it off like she always did.

The author got onto her phone and opened up the Wattpad app. She quickly went to her message inbox and sent a message to her crush. She got a response almost immediately.

Gren: Hey!

Logi: What's up?

Thinking about you, Gren thought.

Gren: Nothing much. You?

Logi: I have acquired our new target.

Gren: Epic? XD

Logi: He made a new chapter in his random book...his comment section is a field of pure white snow...ready to be pissed all over on!

Gren: So predictable yet so evil! Let's do it!

Grenineon gleefully found her way to Epic's chapter. Gren always wondered why Logi liked tormenting Epic so much. Was it because Logi liked him?

"She has more class than that. I hope so," Gren said to herself.

Gren's fingers danced over her keyboard.

Gren: Why, hello there!

Epic: Hey?

Gren: Is something the matter?

Epic: The way you're talking is making me feel very uncomfortable. Besides, if you wanted to talked to me you should have just....oh no....where is she?!?!

Gren: Who might I ask?

Epic: I'm smarter than you think I am! I know exactly where this is going!

Gren: It's going straight to hell!

Gren left a storm of comments on each and every sentence. Logi started dishing out comments faster than Gren!

Epic: STOP!!!!

Logi: Leave more comments?

Gren saw a new pair of Wattpadders show up.

VanillaWind: You guys spamming, Epic?

Sheare: When aren't they?

Epic: SHEARE! Finally, someone with some sense! A politician! Please make them stop!

Logi: Come on in! The comments are fine!

VanillaWind: Missed a spot.

Vanilla then started a new chain of comments, irritating Epic even further.

Sheare: This does look fun...

Epic: Please! We where in a ship together.

Sheare: #SheareWind for life!!!!

Epic: FAAAAAAACK!

****************************

After completely decimating Epic's comment section, Gren and Logi talked about their Epic conquest.

Logi: That never gets old XD

How long had she been doing this? Gren froze at the thought of Epic and Logi having a history of cyber flirtation. She had to find out.

Gren: Do you like someone? On Wattpad?

Gren waited ten agonizing minutes until she got her response.

Logi: Yes....

Gren: Who? Epic? Lee? Sheare?

Logi: Are you kidding me? Epic! He's like a -8 out of 10. Lee is also a no. Sheare's already got her ice cream cone. If you catch my meaning...

Gren sighed with relief. It wasn't any of her main "competitors." It must be someone she didn't know...which may be a bad thing.

Gren gasped and quickly typed.

Gren: WHO?

Logi: I'm gonna message them right now!

Gren's heart shattered like a window smashed in with a hammer. Her true love was taken away by somebody else online. Her phone dropped on her bed, and she buried her face in her sheets, ready to cry. Just as a tear crawled down her cheek, she felt a vibration.

Gren looked to her phone. It was being blown up with notifications. They were from LogicalCabbage! Like a lightbulb being screwed in, Gren lit up. Tears continued down her face. Gren laughed uncontrollably with glee as each message came in, each one looking like this.

Logi: I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! ❤💚💜💙💛 I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! ANSWER ME!

Gren finally got ahold of herself.

Gren: I love you too! But how will this work out?

Logi: A strictly online relationship?

Gren: Yes....

Logi: We can Skype!

Gren: Yeah but...I have an idea!

Logi: I'm all ears.

Gren: When we grow older, wiser. When we change and transform, we'll meet in real life, and we'll see what kind of people we have become. We'll see if these feelings have stayed with us.

Logi: You are not getting ride of me that easily if that's what you are thinking XD

Gren: No way! I just got you!

Logi: You've always had me.

Gren: I wonder what our IRL and Wattpad friends will think...

Logi: Screw them. We'll worry about them and growing up later.

Gren: I'm looking forward to our meeting day like no other. Until that day comes....

Gren shot a dozen messages at LogicalCabbage. The spammer had been spammed.

Logi: You sneaky little shit! XD

Logi spammed her right back.

Gren: Wait, you're not some creepy old guy...right?

Logi: Maybe.

Gren: ....

Logi: Gotcha!

Grenineon and LogicalCabbage sent their love filled spam to one another all night, killing time until the future comes. They each would embrace it with open arms. Gren hoped Logi was her future.