Twosday vs Chewsday on a Wednesday
Flittle: Hello everyone!
Flittle: I'm having some voice problems at the moment but luckily I'm not YouTuber or anything so it's fine
Flittle: Who is going first?
Doritogod33: Me!
Doritogod33: I dare Dot to challenge Amity to a rap challenge
Amity: *Teleports into the room*
Prince_of_Simps: AMITY?! 😍
Dot: Come on Luz simp, let's do this!
Amity: You're on, Liko simp!
Dot and Amity: *Rap*
Prince_of_Simps: Everyone goes back to school and Brock is the vice principal, Bonnie is the principal and Ash is a teacher
Flittle: I mean none of them ever went to school except for Mallow, Lana and Lillie so-
Everyone: *Goes to school*
Switchy: Flittle says Tuesday is an American accent
Flittle: How do you do that?
Switchy: Like Twosday
Flittle: Fine... Twosday...
Flittle: CHEWSDAY CHEWSDAY CHEWSDAY!!!
Flittle: Unovans be like
Switchy: Haha, it's Chewsday innit?
Flittle: YEAH I CHEW YER ARMS OFF YA DAFT CU-
(It's a meme)
Moon: Bring in Gary
Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Gary drops from the sky*
Moon: *Beats him up*
May: *Goes crazy and starts randomly eating food*
Mallow: Well, it looks like we've ran out of food guys
Everyone: Thanks a lot May 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
May: 🥺
Dot: *Looks after turtle Liko*
Moon: Aren't turtles sea animals?
Flittle: SOMEONE GET HER WATER!!!
Lana: On it! *Gets water*
Moon: Now, the couples show have a contest and the best couple gets ₽100
(Ignore the fact that's the Russian money symbol, it just happens to look liko the Pokédollar symbol)
Flittle: Well since I'm in charge- *splits the money in half and throws it over Firstfriendshipping and Guruminshipping*
Firstfriendshipping: Yay!!!
Turtle Liko: *Drowns in money*
Dot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭
Moon: Bring in Camel- I mean Calem
Calem: *Appears*
Moon: *Blasts him with buses*
Flittle: *Revives Calem*
Serena and Calem: *Look up Kaloshipping*
Calem: This looks cool!
Serena: Sorry but I already have four lovers
Lisia, May, Miette and Switchy: *Throw Calem out of the window*
Moon: *Laughs maliciously*
Doritogod33: I dare everyone to start a conga line
Everyone: *Starts a conga line*
Everyone: Do-do-do, come on and do the conga
Do-do-do, it's conga night for sure
It's conga, it's conga night, so join the party everyone
The dancing has just begun and we're all having fun tonight
Dance that conga 'til you drop, we're never gonna stop
You better hang on tight, so everybody
Do-do-do, come on and do the conga
Choo-choo-choo, like a train across the floor
You-you-you, come on and join the conga
Do-do-do, it's conga night for sure
It's conga, it's conga night so feel the music and the beat
They're dancing in the streets, it's something that I can't explain
Bump together one, two, three, like waves across the sea
We'll join and make a change, then everyone can
Do-do-do, come on and do the conga
Choo-choo-choo, like a train across the floor
You-you-you, come on and join the conga
Do-do-do, it's conga night for sure
And as you do the conga
You make the party stronger
You make the train much longer
And do the, do the, do the, do the-
Do-do-do, come on and do the conga
Choo-choo-choo, like a train across the floor
You-you-you, come on and join the conga
Do-do-do, it's conga night
Do-do-do, come on and do the conga
Choo-choo-choo, like a train across the floor
You-you-you, come on and join the conga
Do-do-do, it's conga night for sure
Do-do-do, come on and do the conga
Choo-choo-choo, like a train across the floor
You-you-you, come on and join the conga
Do-do-do, it's conga night for sure
And as you do the conga
You make the party stronger
Make the train much longer
And do the, do the, do the, do the-
Do-do-do, come on and do the conga
Choo-choo-choo, like a train across the floor
You-you-you, come on and join the conga
Do-do-do, it's conga night for sure
Kru537719: Turn Serena into a hybrid of Fennekin and Eevee
Flittle: Oh Arceus it's going to be another Dawnnie situation *facepalms*
Flittle: *Yeets Serena, Fennekin and Eevee into a fusion machine*
Serefennvee: Hello!
Lisia, May, Miette and Switchy: *Pass out*
Kru537719: Bring everyone back from the distortion world because I don't want anyone in the twilight zone
Flittle: Only temporarily
Flittle: *Brings everyone in*
Flittle: *Puts everyone back in the distortion world*
Doritogod33: Liko, I dare you to put Roy's Fuecoco in a bathtub
Turtle Liko: *Still drowning in money*
Dot: Maybe another time
Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today
Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!
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