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Troy the Potterhead

Flittle: Hello everyone!

Flittle: I have so many dares today and this was a really overwhelming chapter to write so now everyone has a limit of making 5 dares

All co-hosts except Doritogod33: Awww man!

Doritogod33: EQUALITY!!!

Flittle: Now let's start with Mizuki_Celeste!

Mizuki_Celeste: Bring in Gary!

Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Gary drops from the sky*

Mizuki_Celeste: *Whispers something in Gary's ear*

Gary: *Directed at Ash* Hey there handsome! 😘

Ash: 😳

Goh: 😡

Misty: *Slaps Gary on the face and then picks up Ash and gives him back to Goh* Now kiss your boyfriend!

Goh: Gladly! *kisses Ash*

Ash: 😊

Gary: You're so strong Misty! 😍

Misty: I'm taken! *kisses Melody and Casey*

Gary: 😔

Flittle: Next?

Troy: BRING BACK HARRY, HERMIONE AND RON PERMANENTLY!!!

Flittle: There from a different fandom, I can't!

Troy: PLEASEEEEEE!!!

Flittle: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Troy: 😔

Troy: Could you at least bring them in for today, I have dares for them!

Flittle: Fine! 😒

Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Harry, Ron and Hermione drop from the sky*

Troy: Hey guys, did you know we are in a digital book and not real?

Harry, Ron and Hermione: What?

Fourth wall: *Breaks*

Flittle: You're paying for that!

Troy: Fine! 😒

Caterpie: Cater?

Troy: Here you go you little piece of s-

Flittle: 🤨

Troy: Sorry

Liko: I used to read Harry Potter, I know them!!!

Dot: You used to?

Liko: I stopped after I found out the author is transphobic

Guruminshipping: *Fist-bump*

Troy: *Starts brewing love potions*

Flittle: What are those for?

Troy: *Hands them to Switchy and Serena* Drink up! 😏

Flittle: Oh, also- *Turns Switchy back into a Petilil*

Troy and Petilil Switchy: 💭Dammit...💭

Petilil Switchy and Serena: *Drinks love potions*

Performanceshipping: *Kisses*

Flittle: Poképhilia! 🤢🤮

Troy: Bonnie, this ship is now permanently canon!

Flittle and Bonnie: WHAT?!

Troy: You heard me the first time! 😄

Flittle: You said that was the option if the love potions didn't work, but they did so this is only temporary

Troy: Bruhhh

Serena: Why are you trying to stop me from being with Lisia?

Lisia: It's a little homophobic, don't you think?

Troy: I'm not like, homophobic? I'm an ally!

Serena: Congratulations?

Lisia: We thank you for your service 😒

Troy: Nex-

Flittle: *Throws Petilil Switchy out of the window*

Troy: 😱

Flittle: He deserved it

gamerlillian13 and Mizuki_Celeste: HELL YEAH HE DID!!! 😆

Flittle: *Respawns Petilil Switchy*

Petilil Switchy: Peeeeeee (bruhhhhhh)

Flittle and Troy: L+Ratio

Flittle: What's next?

Troy: Bring in Snape!

Flittle: S-sure... *snaps fingers and Serverus Snape drops from the sky*

Everyone: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape!

Troy: Harry, go for it!

Harry: Avada Kadrava!!! *cats spell with wand*

Snape: *Dies*

Everyone: 😶

Flittle: N-next?

Troy: Bring in Fred snd Grorge

Flittle: I can't keep on bringing in every single Harry Potter character!

Troy: Please!!!

Flittle: Fine! *Snaps fingers and Fred and George drop from the sky*

Whatever the dare was supposed to be about: *Does its thing*

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Flittle: *Sends the Weasely brothers back to Hogwarts* This is so boring...

Troy: What did you just say?

Flittle: NOTHING!!!

Troy: Well then, let's do the next dare!

Ron: Wingradium Leviosar!

Hermione: It's Leviosa, not Leviosarrrrr!!!

Troy: 🤣

Flittle: 🤨

Troy: Next! *Shows Harry Drarry*Harry: PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH DRACO?!

Troy: Yes!

Troy: *Whispers in his ear* Kill them!

Flittle: No, we are not killing people who have a different opinion to us!

Flittle: 💭I'm really questioning if he is truly an ally...💭

Troy: Fine, can you age us up though?

Flittle: Why?

Troy: *Whispers reson in their ear*

Flittle: Yeah... no! We aren't doing that!

Troy: Next, Vermilionshipping becomes canon

Everyone: 🤢🤮

Ash and Goh: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭

Troy: What's wrong?

Flittle: Do you not know how gross that ship is?!

Troy: Doesn't matter, you've refused enough of my dares!

Flittle: Fine *Makes Vermilionshipping canon*

Vermilionshipping: *Kiss*

Flittle: *Kills Goh and Chloe*

Flittle: *Respawns them*

Goh: *Kisses Ash*

Chloe: *Kisses Dawn*

Ash and Dawn: Much better! 😊

Flittle: Next?

Troy: Goh catches Mew!

"Mew": *Appears*

Goh: FINALLY!!! *Throws pokéball*

Pokéball: *Wobble, wobble, wobble, ding!*

Goh: *Let's out "Mew"*

"Mew": Ditto!

Goh: What?

"Mew": *Turns into a Ditto* Ditto!

Goh: NOOOOOOOOOO-

Troy: Now, my Cinderace incinerate anyone she chooses!

Flittle: *Brainwashes Cinderace*

Cinderace: *Incinerates Serena*

Troy: Now make Liko and Dot Mexican!

Flittle: *Makes Liko and Dot Mexican* Next?

Troy: Now, I'm about to say something controversial...

Troy: Firstfriendshipping is-

Flittle: *Throws Troy into the dungeon* The rest of his dares will not happen

Henry Sword and Casey Shield: *Appear* 'Ello mate!

gamerlillian13: What's going on?

Flittle: His dares must still be happening whether I like it or not!

Flittle: *Blocks Harry Potter dares*

Casey and Casey Shield: Do Spiderman pointing meme*

Casey Shield: *Hacks Flittle's computer systems*

Flittle: Luckily I write this on my phone lol *Sends Casey Shield and Henry Sword back to the distortion world*

March 7th: *Shoots Melody with Switchy's gun*

Misty: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭

Flittle: *Respawns Melody*

Troy: 💭Spin a wheel to see if Switchy's time as a Petilil can be decided by two*

Flittle: *Plops her head through the floor and looks down on Troy* I've already explained the rules, you can't dare for another to end!

Troy: *Sighes*

Flittle: Wait a second, I have the sudden urge to serenade you all with my favourite song!

Itx-loz-reads: What is it?

Flittle: *Dresses up as Lute from Hazbin Hotel* What are we even talking about, some crack-w**** who f***** up already?!

Flittle: He blew his shot like the c***s in his mouth, this discussion is senseless and petty!

Flittle: There's no question to be-

Everyone: *Sends her down in the dungeon*

Troy: lol

A few hours later...

Flittle: Well this sucks...

Prince_of_Simps: *Enters the dungeon* Come back, we need you!

Troy: REALLY?! 🥹

Prince_of_Simps: Not you! *Pulls Flittle up and taker her away*

Flittle: Okay then, what's next?

T. Boy: *Kisses Dawn*

Chloe: 😡

May: You kissed T. Boy? You chicken! *roasts Dawn*

Chloe: *Throws May out of the window and unroasts Dawn*

T. Boy: Now, Goh and Chloe k-

Goh and Chloe: We've done that already today 😒

T. Boy: Next, Serena has to set Lillie on fire because they both have a crush on Ash

Lillie: I don't even have a crush on Ash!

Serena: Too late! *Sets Lillie on fire

Mallow and Lana: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭

Flittle: *Respawns Lillie*

Mallow and Lana: *Kiss Lillie*

Flittle: Who is up next?

gamerlillian13: Me!

Flittle: Go for it!

gamerlillian13: First of all, add Bea!

Flittle: On it! *snaps fingers and Bea drops from the sky*

Korrina: *Rolls over and catches her* I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH BEA-BEA!!! 🥹

Bea: Well, I'm here now! 😁

Rollerkarateshipping: *Kisses*

Bonnie and gamerlillian13: SHIP!!!

gamerlillian13: Now, bring in Marnie, Hop and Bede!

Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Marnie, Hop and Bede drop from the sky*

Nepotismshipping: *Kisses*

gamerlillian13 and Bonnie: Ship!

Flittle: Well I usually ship Hop and Bede while shipping Marnie with Gloria, but this is cool!

gamerlillian13: Play your favourite Hazbin Hotel-

Flittle: Already done that!

gamerlillian13: Well then, make Switchy do the Toothless dance!

Flittle: *Makes Petilil Switchy do the Toothless dance*

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Mizuki_Celeste: I dare for Troy to drink some juice I have especially for him!

Flittle: *Teleports Troy into the room*

Troy: What's going on?

Mizuki_Celeste: *Forces Dreamgirlshipping juice down his mouth*

Troy: *Becomes the #3 Dreamgirlshipper of all time* I LOVE SERENA X LISIA!!!

Dreamgirlshipping: *Giggle and then kiss*

Mizuki_Celeste: Now anime Lusamine gives game Lusamine parenting advice

Flittle: *Snaps fingers and two Lusamines drop from the sky*

Anime Lusamine: *Gives parenting advice to Game Lusamine*

Flittle: *Sends both Lusamine back to the distortion world*

Mizuki_Celeste: My final dare is to bring in Bea and-

Bea: I'm already here!

Mizuki_Celeste: Oh right, well could you kiss again please because I took a toilet break when you originally did it

Bea: Gladly!

Rollerkarateshipping: *Kisses again*

Room: *Crowded*

Flittle: *Sends everyone back to the distortion world except themself, pokégirls, co-hosts and Rollerkarateshipping*

Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today

Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!

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