Troy the Potterhead
Flittle: Hello everyone!
Flittle: I have so many dares today and this was a really overwhelming chapter to write so now everyone has a limit of making 5 dares
All co-hosts except Doritogod33: Awww man!
Doritogod33: EQUALITY!!!
Flittle: Now let's start with Mizuki_Celeste!
Mizuki_Celeste: Bring in Gary!
Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Gary drops from the sky*
Mizuki_Celeste: *Whispers something in Gary's ear*
Gary: *Directed at Ash* Hey there handsome! 😘
Ash: 😳
Goh: 😡
Misty: *Slaps Gary on the face and then picks up Ash and gives him back to Goh* Now kiss your boyfriend!
Goh: Gladly! *kisses Ash*
Ash: 😊
Gary: You're so strong Misty! 😍
Misty: I'm taken! *kisses Melody and Casey*
Gary: 😔
Flittle: Next?
Troy: BRING BACK HARRY, HERMIONE AND RON PERMANENTLY!!!
Flittle: There from a different fandom, I can't!
Troy: PLEASEEEEEE!!!
Flittle: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Troy: 😔
Troy: Could you at least bring them in for today, I have dares for them!
Flittle: Fine! 😒
Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Harry, Ron and Hermione drop from the sky*
Troy: Hey guys, did you know we are in a digital book and not real?
Harry, Ron and Hermione: What?
Fourth wall: *Breaks*
Flittle: You're paying for that!
Troy: Fine! 😒
Caterpie: Cater?
Troy: Here you go you little piece of s-
Flittle: 🤨
Troy: Sorry
Liko: I used to read Harry Potter, I know them!!!
Dot: You used to?
Liko: I stopped after I found out the author is transphobic
Guruminshipping: *Fist-bump*
Troy: *Starts brewing love potions*
Flittle: What are those for?
Troy: *Hands them to Switchy and Serena* Drink up! 😏
Flittle: Oh, also- *Turns Switchy back into a Petilil*
Troy and Petilil Switchy: 💭Dammit...💭
Petilil Switchy and Serena: *Drinks love potions*
Performanceshipping: *Kisses*
Flittle: Poképhilia! 🤢🤮
Troy: Bonnie, this ship is now permanently canon!
Flittle and Bonnie: WHAT?!
Troy: You heard me the first time! 😄
Flittle: You said that was the option if the love potions didn't work, but they did so this is only temporary
Troy: Bruhhh
Serena: Why are you trying to stop me from being with Lisia?
Lisia: It's a little homophobic, don't you think?
Troy: I'm not like, homophobic? I'm an ally!
Serena: Congratulations?
Lisia: We thank you for your service 😒
Troy: Nex-
Flittle: *Throws Petilil Switchy out of the window*
Troy: 😱
Flittle: He deserved it
gamerlillian13 and Mizuki_Celeste: HELL YEAH HE DID!!! 😆
Flittle: *Respawns Petilil Switchy*
Petilil Switchy: Peeeeeee (bruhhhhhh)
Flittle and Troy: L+Ratio
Flittle: What's next?
Troy: Bring in Snape!
Flittle: S-sure... *snaps fingers and Serverus Snape drops from the sky*
Everyone: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape!
Troy: Harry, go for it!
Harry: Avada Kadrava!!! *cats spell with wand*
Snape: *Dies*
Everyone: 😶
Flittle: N-next?
Troy: Bring in Fred snd Grorge
Flittle: I can't keep on bringing in every single Harry Potter character!
Troy: Please!!!
Flittle: Fine! *Snaps fingers and Fred and George drop from the sky*
Whatever the dare was supposed to be about: *Does its thing*
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Flittle: *Sends the Weasely brothers back to Hogwarts* This is so boring...
Troy: What did you just say?
Flittle: NOTHING!!!
Troy: Well then, let's do the next dare!
Ron: Wingradium Leviosar!
Hermione: It's Leviosa, not Leviosarrrrr!!!
Troy: 🤣
Flittle: 🤨
Troy: Next! *Shows Harry Drarry*Harry: PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH DRACO?!
Troy: Yes!
Troy: *Whispers in his ear* Kill them!
Flittle: No, we are not killing people who have a different opinion to us!
Flittle: 💭I'm really questioning if he is truly an ally...💭
Troy: Fine, can you age us up though?
Flittle: Why?
Troy: *Whispers reson in their ear*
Flittle: Yeah... no! We aren't doing that!
Troy: Next, Vermilionshipping becomes canon
Everyone: 🤢🤮
Ash and Goh: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭
Troy: What's wrong?
Flittle: Do you not know how gross that ship is?!
Troy: Doesn't matter, you've refused enough of my dares!
Flittle: Fine *Makes Vermilionshipping canon*
Vermilionshipping: *Kiss*
Flittle: *Kills Goh and Chloe*
Flittle: *Respawns them*
Goh: *Kisses Ash*
Chloe: *Kisses Dawn*
Ash and Dawn: Much better! 😊
Flittle: Next?
Troy: Goh catches Mew!
"Mew": *Appears*
Goh: FINALLY!!! *Throws pokéball*
Pokéball: *Wobble, wobble, wobble, ding!*
Goh: *Let's out "Mew"*
"Mew": Ditto!
Goh: What?
"Mew": *Turns into a Ditto* Ditto!
Goh: NOOOOOOOOOO-
Troy: Now, my Cinderace incinerate anyone she chooses!
Flittle: *Brainwashes Cinderace*
Cinderace: *Incinerates Serena*
Troy: Now make Liko and Dot Mexican!
Flittle: *Makes Liko and Dot Mexican* Next?
Troy: Now, I'm about to say something controversial...
Troy: Firstfriendshipping is-
Flittle: *Throws Troy into the dungeon* The rest of his dares will not happen
Henry Sword and Casey Shield: *Appear* 'Ello mate!
gamerlillian13: What's going on?
Flittle: His dares must still be happening whether I like it or not!
Flittle: *Blocks Harry Potter dares*
Casey and Casey Shield: Do Spiderman pointing meme*
Casey Shield: *Hacks Flittle's computer systems*
Flittle: Luckily I write this on my phone lol *Sends Casey Shield and Henry Sword back to the distortion world*
March 7th: *Shoots Melody with Switchy's gun*
Misty: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭
Flittle: *Respawns Melody*
Troy: 💭Spin a wheel to see if Switchy's time as a Petilil can be decided by two*
Flittle: *Plops her head through the floor and looks down on Troy* I've already explained the rules, you can't dare for another to end!
Troy: *Sighes*
Flittle: Wait a second, I have the sudden urge to serenade you all with my favourite song!
Itx-loz-reads: What is it?
Flittle: *Dresses up as Lute from Hazbin Hotel* What are we even talking about, some crack-w**** who f***** up already?!
Flittle: He blew his shot like the c***s in his mouth, this discussion is senseless and petty!
Flittle: There's no question to be-
Everyone: *Sends her down in the dungeon*
Troy: lol
A few hours later...
Flittle: Well this sucks...
Prince_of_Simps: *Enters the dungeon* Come back, we need you!
Troy: REALLY?! 🥹
Prince_of_Simps: Not you! *Pulls Flittle up and taker her away*
Flittle: Okay then, what's next?
T. Boy: *Kisses Dawn*
Chloe: 😡
May: You kissed T. Boy? You chicken! *roasts Dawn*
Chloe: *Throws May out of the window and unroasts Dawn*
T. Boy: Now, Goh and Chloe k-
Goh and Chloe: We've done that already today 😒
T. Boy: Next, Serena has to set Lillie on fire because they both have a crush on Ash
Lillie: I don't even have a crush on Ash!
Serena: Too late! *Sets Lillie on fire
Mallow and Lana: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭
Flittle: *Respawns Lillie*
Mallow and Lana: *Kiss Lillie*
Flittle: Who is up next?
gamerlillian13: Me!
Flittle: Go for it!
gamerlillian13: First of all, add Bea!
Flittle: On it! *snaps fingers and Bea drops from the sky*
Korrina: *Rolls over and catches her* I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH BEA-BEA!!! 🥹
Bea: Well, I'm here now! 😁
Rollerkarateshipping: *Kisses*
Bonnie and gamerlillian13: SHIP!!!
gamerlillian13: Now, bring in Marnie, Hop and Bede!
Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Marnie, Hop and Bede drop from the sky*
Nepotismshipping: *Kisses*
gamerlillian13 and Bonnie: Ship!
Flittle: Well I usually ship Hop and Bede while shipping Marnie with Gloria, but this is cool!
gamerlillian13: Play your favourite Hazbin Hotel-
Flittle: Already done that!
gamerlillian13: Well then, make Switchy do the Toothless dance!
Flittle: *Makes Petilil Switchy do the Toothless dance*
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Mizuki_Celeste: I dare for Troy to drink some juice I have especially for him!
Flittle: *Teleports Troy into the room*
Troy: What's going on?
Mizuki_Celeste: *Forces Dreamgirlshipping juice down his mouth*
Troy: *Becomes the #3 Dreamgirlshipper of all time* I LOVE SERENA X LISIA!!!
Dreamgirlshipping: *Giggle and then kiss*
Mizuki_Celeste: Now anime Lusamine gives game Lusamine parenting advice
Flittle: *Snaps fingers and two Lusamines drop from the sky*
Anime Lusamine: *Gives parenting advice to Game Lusamine*
Flittle: *Sends both Lusamine back to the distortion world*
Mizuki_Celeste: My final dare is to bring in Bea and-
Bea: I'm already here!
Mizuki_Celeste: Oh right, well could you kiss again please because I took a toilet break when you originally did it
Bea: Gladly!
Rollerkarateshipping: *Kisses again*
Room: *Crowded*
Flittle: *Sends everyone back to the distortion world except themself, pokégirls, co-hosts and Rollerkarateshipping*
Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today
Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!
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