Flittle: Hello everyone!

Flittle: I just wanted to say that new chapters won't come out every other day anymore since I promised to myself I would work on the stuff I haven't updated in ages more this month

Flittle: But anyway, who would like to go first?

Troy: MEEEEE!!!

Mizuki_Celeste: Go for it my fellow Dreamgirlshipper!

Troy: Yeah... about that...

Troy: I dare for someone to remove the juice from my bloodstream

Flittle: Well I don't want to do it!

Everyone else: And I don't want to do it either!

Dreamgirlshipping: We especially don't want to do it!

Mizuki_Celeste: And I especially, especially, especially, especially don't want to do it

Flittle: Oh well, you'll have to keep it lol

Troy: 😡

Troy: Anyway, my next thing is...

Troy: I'm an ally, I just don't really support gay ships

Everyone: ...

Mizuki_Celeste: That literally makes no sense!!!

gamerlillian13: I know right!

Troy: Now, everyone has to play Minecraft!!!

Dot: WOOHOOOOOO!!!

Flittle: Yeah... I'll pass on that...

Dot: Why?

Flittle: The graphics just look really terrible and it reminds me of my stalker bully from primary school who used to be obsessed with it...

Flittle: I'll just watch!

Dot: Your loss

Everyone else: *Plays Minecraft*

Dot: I WON!!!

Liko: *Pulls Dot into a hug and kisses her*

Dot: 😳

Troy: Next spin a wheel to see if I become a Cinderace for five chapters

Flittle: *Spins wheel*

Mizuki_Celeste: 💭Please say yes!💭

Flittle: FIVE!!!

Everyone: LET'S F****** GOOOOOOOO!!!

Troy: 😕

Flittle: Say your last words before you become a Cinderace

Troy: F*** YOU B- *Turns into a Cinderace*

Everyone: lol

Cinderace Troy: Cinder cinderace! (I hate you all!)

Flittle: Now then-

Portal: *Opens*

Lillie: What's going on?

Portal: *Dead Harry falls out and then the portal closes*

Everyone: 🤢🤮

Guruminshipping: Well at least that's the end of the Harry Potter dares! 😁😁

Flittle: Who's next?

T. Boy: Me!

Flittle: What do you have for us today?

T. Boy: Lillie!

Lillie: What do you want now?! 😒

T. Boy: YOU DO HAVE A CRUSH ON ASH!!!

Lillie: NO I DON'T!!!

T. Boy: Prove it!

Lillie: *Presents Mallow and Lana in front of him* Do you really think I would need him when I have two beautiful girlfriend's right here?!

T. Boy: ...

Lillie: NEXT!!!

T. Boy: My pokémon team has a male Quilava, female Furret, male Togetic, male Flaafy, male Noctowl and female Igglybuff!

Lillie: And why did we need to know that?

T. Boy: I honestly don't know...

T. Boy: Now then, make Serena yandere!

Serena: WHAT?!

Flittle: Oh this will be fun! *Makes Serena yandere*

Lisia: 😭

Yandere Serena: *Kills Goh*

Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭

Everyone else: NOT GOH!!! 😭

Yandere Serena: *Kisses Ash*

Ash: EWWWW GROSS!!! 🤢🤮

Yandere Serena: My one weakness... the fact that Ash doesn't like me back... 😢

Flittle: *Steals Switchy's gun from March 7th and shoots her*

Yandere Serena: *Dies*

Lisia: 🥺

Flittle: *Respawns Goh and Serena*

Portal: *Opens*

Iris: What's going on now?!

Portal: *T. Boy's Quilava and Furret fall through*

Quilava and Furret: *Start making out*

T. Boy: 😍

Everyone: ...

Flittle: *Asexual* 🤢🤮

Flittle: W-what's next?

Petilil Switchy: Pet petil lil lil! (It's the fifth chapter!)

Flittle: Fine *Turns Switchy back to normal*

Switchy: LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!

Flittle: What do you have for us today?

Switchy: Give me the nine stages of depression from Dreamgirlshipping!

Flittle: Are you okay with that?

Dreamgirlshipping: Yes, very happy 😁😁

Flittle: Okay! *Makes Switchy go through the nine stages if depression in a mine*

Flittle: What now?

Switchy: We will now sing Stayed gone!

Flittle: YES!!! *Dresses herself up as Alastor, Switchy as Vox and Troy as Valentino*

Flittle: This will be fun shipping Switchy and Troy together!!!

Switchy and Troy: WAIT WHAT?!

Flittle: It's Switchy's fault he requested for you two to be characters who are canonically a gay couple and me as the one asexual character, now let's begin!

Moonlightblossomshipping: *Chloe dresses up as Charlie, Dawn dresses up as Vaggie and then they start playing the music*

Switchy: That f***** is back!

Troy: Yeah, I thought she was gone for good too

Switchy: It's been seven years!

Troy: You still p***** they almost beat you that time?

Switchy: Uh, f*** you!

Troy: Just saying

Switchy: Things have changed a lot since she left town!

Troy: That's for sure!

Switchy:
I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now
Welcome home!
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!

T. Boy: Camera speeds
Rolling in three, two

T. Boy: (Welcome to the show)

Switchy: Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town

T. Boy: (Welcome to the show)

Switchy: After a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss them?

T. Boy: (Welcome to the show)

Switchy: Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the Satogou Demon is back in town
Why is she hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
She's a loser, a fossil
And I don't mean to sound hostile, {but the demon is a coward!}
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible
I'm visual, she's barely audible
Stop giving them the time of day, don't listen to a word she'd say
I hope they had a nice vacay, {but they should've stayed away}

Switchy: While she hid in Satogou, we've pivoted to Amour
Now they're medium is getting bloody rare
Hell's been better since she split
Where's she been? Who gives a s***?!

Flittle: Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners, rejoice!

Switchy: What a dated voice!

Flittle: Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast

Switchy: Come on!

Flittle: Is Switchy insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?

Switchy: Ignore her chirping!

Flittle: Every day, he's got a new format!

Switchy and T. Boy: You're looking at the future, she's the s*** that comes before that!

Flittle: Is Switchy as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees

Switchy: Oh, please!

Flittle: And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team!

Switchy: H-hold on!

Flittle: I said no, and now he's p****
That's the tea!

Switchy: You old-timey p****, I'll show you suf-ffering

Flittle: Uh oh, the Switch is buffering!

Switchy: I'll destroy you, yo-ou lit-tle-

Flittle: I'm afraid you've lost your signal
Let's begin
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Switchy: F***!

Flittle: And now because of how much swearing you did in that song! *Sends Switchy to the dungeon*

Flittle: *Sets a timer for three days* He's going to be down there for a while!

Flittle: Oh, and for the last part of the dare, Serena and Lisia!

Dreamgirlshipping: Yes?

Flittle: You have to do seven minutes in heaven!!!

Dreamgirlshipping: WHAT?!

Flittle: *Locks them in the seven minutes in heaven room she just created* What's next?

Prince_of_Simps: Switchy and Troy do a sumo wrestling match!

Flittle: Yeah... I'm going to have to do that when Switchy comes back up in a few days...

Itx-loz-reads: Bring in Gary and Horace!

Flittle: Okay! *Snaps fingers and Gary and Hirace drop from the sky*

Gary and Horace: Hello!

Everyone: Hello Horace!

Everyone: Gary...

Researchtimeshipping: *Kiss*

Flittle and Itx-loz-reads: Let's gooooo!

Itx-loz-reads: Dress everyone up as Genshin Impact people

Flittle: *Dresses everyone up as Genshin Impact characters* Next?

Itx-loz-reads: Everyone has to listen to boyfriend asmr!

Flittle: WHAT?!

Itx-loz-reads: *Starts playing it*

Flittle, Iris, Mallow, Chloe, Liko and Dot: *Traumatised in lesbian*

Itx-loz-reads: Ash battles Friede

Ash: Who?

Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Friede drops from the sky*

Ash and Friede: *Battle*

Ash: *Wins*

Friede: *Sent back to the distortion world via Flittle*

Flittle: *Opens portal*

May: What's that?

ORAS May: We're from the games!

May: Woah!

Lillie: *Looking at USUM Lillie* No way, this is so cool!

XY Serena: Who is Ash?

Serena: Huh?

Game characters: Sent back through the portal*

gamerlillian13: *Commit arson in Hellaverse*

Flittle: Fair enough, pretty much everything there is fiery

gamerlillian13 and Mizuki_Celeste: *Throws Cinderace Switchy out of the window*

Flittle: *Feels left out*

gamerlillian13: *Shows Cinderace Troy pictures of gay ships and sends Switchy pictures of Firstfriendshipping and Dreamgirlshipping*

gamerlillian13: Let's play Mario Kart!

Everyone: *Plays Mario Kart*

Dot: *Wins, obviously*

Solangelo: *Randomly appears*

Flittle: Who are they?

Solangelo: *Gives relationship advice to Firstfriendshipping*

Firstfriendshipping: Thank you! 😊😊

Solangelo: *Dissapears*

Flittle: What was-

Sliggoo: *Appears*

Flittle: Awwwww, I love Sliggoo! *Hugs it*

Sliggoo: *Squirms away and douses everyone in slime*

Everyone: *Covered in slime*

Mizuki_Celeste: Me next!

Flittle: Go for it my fellow Dreamgirlshipper!

Mizuki_Celeste: We all slap Troy for committing the v word...

Cinderace Troy: Cin cinder-ace? (What's the v word*

Mizuki_Celeste: Vermilionshipping

Everyone: *Starts slapping Cinderace Troy*

Mizuki_Celeste: Now bring in Hanamusashipping!

Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Jessie and Delia drop from the sky*

Jessie: *Catches Delia*

Delia: What are we doing here?

Mizuki_Celeste: WE'RE ALL GOING TO YOUR WEDDING!!!

Hanamusashipping: YAY!!!

Wedding: *Does its thing*

Flittle: I'm really tired so sorry Doritogod33 but all of your dares will be delayed, meaning they will only be able to make one more dare until then

Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today

Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!