Some Sort Of Unexplained Rivalry Between Switchy and Kru537719?
Flittle: Hello everyone!
Flittle: I had a bad day at school so I'm updating this today rather than on Wednesday since this is the easiest thing to write
Lillie: So many things that could break the fourth wall-
Fourth wall: *Breaks*
Lillie: HOW?!
Flittle: You're not allowed to directly mention that it exists
Lillie: 😒
Flittle: It's fine, bezope1 offered to pay for it
Lillie: Really?
Flittle: Yeah, he asked me if I could do one of his dares from last week that I skipped, so I chose this one
Switchy: You forced Lillie to break that
Flittle: Shush transphobe!
Mizuki_Celeste: WHAT?!
Flittle: We'll discuss that later...
Flittle: Anyway, who wants to go first?
Kru537719: Me!
Flittle: Okay go for it!
Kru537719: Everyone read my Pokémon Truth or Dare books
Everyone: *Reads Kru537719's Pokémon Truth or Dare books*
Kru537719: Forestnymphshipping? I love it!
Flittle: I'm glad you do, but thank whoever decided to make that as the ship name for Leafeon and Sylveon
Kru537719: Their names are Camilla and Star
Flittle: I know, I'm talking about the overall species of pokémon
Kru537719: Do you ship Tom and Jerry?
Flittle: I haven't really watched the series in a years so I don't know
Kru537719: Everyone watch The Effects Of Smile Dip
Everyone: *Watches The Effects Of Smile Dip*
Kru537719: Have you seen the other Candace videos?
Flittle: I can't even find the video you're talking about so no
bezope1: Bonnie and Max will age up to 14 for two so Fourthwheelshipping can happen
Flittle: NOOOOOOOOOOO-
bezope1: Haha lol
Flittle: Fine, but they're staying locked in the Seven Minutes in Heaven room the whole time
bezope1: But-
Flittle: And no one can dare them to get out
Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Max drops from the sky*
Flittle: *Ages Bonnie and Max up to fourteen*
Fourthwheelshipping: *Becomes canon but is then yeeted into the Seven Minutes in Heaven via Flittle*
Flittle: Who is-
T. Boy: Hello Kiera!
Kru537719: Hi T. Boy!
T. Boy: How are you?
Kru537719: I'm good! 😁
May: *Whispers to Flittle* Ship?
Flittle: *Whispers to May* I honestly have no idea
Switchy: KICK KRU537719 OUT OF THE AMOURSHIPPING CLUB!!!
Flittle: Why?
Switchy: Vengeance and revenge
Flittle: What did she do to you?
Switchy: I will not explain
Flittle: Well until you do she isn't being kicked out
Flittle: Anyways, it's time to share a few transphobic comments Switchy made in the previous chapter, please read the top comment first and then read it bottom to top
Switchy: It was a just a joke...
Flittle: Do you know how seriously damaging those comments are though? Openly Transgender, Non Binary and other people who are not male or female have to deal with these hateful comments every day and it is seriously hurtful
Flittle: People even end up ending their lives over extreme transphobia...
Switchy: Well sorry...
Flittle: As a Demigirl, I'm not ready to accept your apology yet and because of that, there will be consequences
Flittle: For the next three chapters, you will no longer be one of Serena's lovers
Serena: *Dumps Switchy and goes back to kissing Lisia and May*
Flittle: I will continue addressing hateful comments here and give out consequences soooooo, just don't make hateful comments, okay?
Switchy: *Kicks Kru537719 in the shins*
Kru537719: OWWWWWW!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Switchy: Revenge! *laughs maliciously*
Switchy: Everyone says their favourite pokémon
Flittle: *Summons Mega Audino and Hisuian Typhlosion* There you go!
Kirby: *Appears*
Flittle: KIRBY, MY PFP ON MY NINTENDO SWITCH!!!! 🤩
Flittle and Kirby: *Become friends*
Switchy: Rank Hazbin Hotel songs
Flittle: S Tier is You Didn't Know and Hell Is Forever
Flittle: A Tier is Out For Love, Happy Day In Hell, Respectless, Whatever It Takes, More Than Anything (Reprise) and Hell's Greatest Dad
Flittle: B Tier is Stayed Gone, More Than Anything, Poison and Loser, Baby
Flittle: C Tier is Welcome to Heaven, Ready For This and Finale
Flittle: And D Tier is It Starts With Sorry, whenever I listen to Hazbin Hotel playlists on Spotify, I immediately skip this one
Switchy: *Throws Kru537719 in the dungeon*
Flittle: Why did you do that?
Switchy: She saw me trying to escape
Flittle: What was the point in requesting for me to do all that if you found it boring anyway?
Switchy: *Shrugs shoulders*
Flittle: You know what, I can't put up with this anybody-
Mizuki_Celeste: Don't worry, I'm on it! *throws Switchy in the dungeon*
Flittle: Thank you, if only you would read the newest chapters of my art book too...
Itx-loz-reads: Could I go next?
Flittle: Sure!
Itx-loz-reads: Ash, please bring Goh back!
Ash: Sure!
Flittle: Don't worry Ash, I got this *Snaps fingers and Goh drops from the sky*
Ash: *Catches Goh* How was your stay?
Goh: Charlie and Vaggie were so nice, they even gave me good relationship advice! *kisses Ash*
Ash: Nice! 😊
Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Gladion drops from the sky* I'm a mind reader Itx-loz-reads
Gladion: Lillie?
Lillie: GLADION!
Aether siblings: *Hug*
Itx-loz-reads: Bring in Orla and Mollie too
Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Orla and Mollie drop from the sky*
Guruminshipping: Hello Orla and Mollie!
Heartstruckshipping: Hi Liko and Dot!
Flittle: And don't worry everyone, they can stay
Everyone: Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Troy: *Sleep deprived*
Flittle: What happened?
Troy: Bonnie kept me up all night to read every single book of her OTPs in existence
Everyone: lol
Down in the dungeon...
Switchy: I can't wait to agitate gamerlillian13!
Flittle: *Peeps head through the floor* They are currently absent, can't really do that can you?
Switchy: Dang it!
Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today
Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!
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