Flittle: Hello everyone!

Flittle: I'm way too tired to be working on this but I can hear a co-host screaming from Pokézon headquarters to be opened so... yeah

Flittle: Let's start with the dares I kept behind from last time!

Doritogod33: Bonnie and Clemont have to do the sibling dance!

Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Clemont drops from the sky*

Clemont: What am I doing here?

Flittle: I honestly don't know-

Doritogod33: *Starts playing siblings dance music*

Clemont: Siblings!

Bonnie: Siblings!

Clemont: Siblings!

Bonnie: SIBLING-

Flittle: *Cuts out music* And that's it, we need to move onto the next dares!

Doritogod33: NO IT ISN'T!!! *Plays music again*

Clemont: This is my sister!

Bonnie: And this is my brother!

Clemont and Bonnie: We are siblings and we care for each other

Clemont: Everything we own,

Bonnie: We always share

Clemont and Bonnie: Because we are siblings and have same-

Flittle: *Cuts out music again* Honestly we do need to move this along for the purpose of time

Doritogod33: Fine 😒

Flittle: Next?

Petilil Switchy: Pet tiltill! (Add Korrina)

Flittle: Sure! *Sends Clemont back to the distortion world and Korrina drops from the sky*

Korrina: Hi everyone!

Everyone: Hi Korrina!

Flittle: And you will now be staying here as you did temporarily travel with Ash and therefore are technically a pokégirl

Korrina: Thanks!

Firstfriendshipping: When are we being sent back

Flittle: Since Ash can become Ashley and pretty much the whole fandom thought Goh was a girl at first, you two can say

Flittle: 💭And it's hellish work sending them back and forth...💭

Goh: PEOPLE DID?!

Everyone: 😶

Ash: Even I thought you were too...

Korrina: I'M GOING TO MISS MY GIRLFRIEND BEA THOUGH!!! 😭

Flittle: Don't worry, I'm sure some generous Rollerkarateshipper out there will give you back your gf

Flittle: Next!

Petilil Switchy: Pet pet till (I get revenge on you)

Flittle: How?

Petilil Switchy: Peti till (Don't ask)

Flittle: Oh well, you're going to have to wait until you give me an answer, what's next?

Petilil Switchy: Petilil petil lil (I can help rebuild the fourth wall)

Flittle: Don't worry, Serena fixed it in-between chapters with the help of Caterpie, it's fine!

Petilil Switchy: Petil, peti pet lilil (Also, my next dare is that everyone re-enacts Heavy is Dead)

Flittle: What is that?

Petilil Switchy: Pet peti petilil lil! (I gave you the link to the video!)

Flittle: Sorry lol

Flittle: Next?

Petilil Switchy: Peti lil lil petilil lil (Could you turn me back to normal temporarily because this getting boring)

Flittle: Yeah sure! *Turns Switchy back to normal*

Switchy: That's better!

Switchy: Anyway- *door knocks*

Switchy: Bruhhhhhh

Flittle: lol *Opens the door*

Dragonite: Drago!

Flittle: Thank you Dragonite! *takes in box*

Dragonite: Dragonite! *flies away*

Switchy: *Snatches the box* Meet my friend, Troy!

Troy: Hello everyone!

Everyone: Hi

Flittle: I thought your name was Cinderace

Troy: Not anymore

Troy: Anyway, I've been waiting long enough so-

Switchy: I'M STILL SAY MY DARES!!!

Switchy: Back to me! *Throws Flittle out of the window*

Everyone: 😱

Serena: lol

A few hours later without Flittle...

Switchy: Okay this is getting boring...

Flittle: Ḭ̸͊̆̐̑͜͝'̷̨̤̭͎̎̚͝m̸̡͖̻̦͒͝ ̸̪͊͊́͑̚ǵ̷̹̪̰̩o̸̡̾̿̓n̶̛̼̤̬̈́̀ǹ̵̠̄͆̑͝a̶̦͂̉ ̵̬͛͗͗̍m̴̝̋̃ȧ̶̫̭͍̠̂͒͒͑k̶̮̍e̷̢̜̱̜̺̊̍̆ ̵̰͉͖̆̍̉̈͐y̷͈̙͒̏͠ö̸̰́̓̕͝u̶̢̿͋ ̷̰͎͍͈̺̐͐͝w̴̧̫̱̑į̶͎́s̶͓̪̯̤̰̾̐͗̔h̶̩̣̍͌ ̸̥͓̃̄t̵̨͍͚͉̉̈́͆ḩ̵̧̗̰̜̀á̸̪͌̉t̵̞̝̯̺̝͊͒̒͝ ̸̳̌͝Ḭ̵̗̝͎͆͆͂'̵̱̇͘ḍ̸̩͚͉̆̓́ ̶̨̻̖͑̌̈͐s̸̭͉̐͑̉t̸̗͆̚͝a̷̞͇̙͈̽̔͜y̶̨̨̮̒ê̷͕̰̰̺̜͗̚̚͠d̶͎̫̗̅̕ ̵͚̖̪͔̓͌̀ǵ̶̨̨̛̪o̵̜̊͋̕n̵̜̠̓ȩ̷̣͙̾̓̋͑͜.̵̗̯̖̇͗͐̽͝.̵̪͙͇̍.̴̢̲̫͐̈͑͝

Switchy and Serena: What?

Flittle: *Teleports them to the dungeon*

Everyone: lol

Flittle: *Hands Switchy a gun and throws whoever the hell Flowey is into the dungeon too*

Flittle: Next?

Troy: MY TURN!

Troy: Preservationshipping is canon

Flittle: Sure *Snaps fingers and March 7th drops from the sky*

Troy: *Catches her* Hey babe!

March 7th: Hey~ *kisses him*

Troy: Now the pokégirls kill their R34 artists

Serena: *Breaks out of the dungeon* Come on girls, let's do this!

Pokégirls: *Kill R34 artists*

Troy: Now Serena sells d-

Flittle: Nope!

Troy: What?

Flittle: She's too young to do that!

Troy: Fine, let's skip to the good bit!

Switchy: *Poisoned*

Everyone: lol

Prince_of_Simps, gamerlillian13 and Mizuki_Celeste: He deserved it!

March 7th: *Steals Switchy's gun*

Troy: Add lore to me!

Flittle: Sure! *Adds lore to Troy*

Troy: Let's all go to the Unova Battle Subway!

Everyone: Yay! *teleported to Unova via Flittle*

Everyone: *Battles each other while Flittle eats at Subway*

Everyone: *Return back to find Harry, Ron and Hermione waiting on the doorstep*

Troy: Welcome! *lets them inside*

Troy: You three are now contests!

Harry: What does that mean?

Flittle: Idk either

Troy: Harry x Hermione is canon

Harmony: *Kiss*

Troy: Now we all go play Quidditch!

Everyone: *Plays Quidditch*

Flittle: *Sends Harry and friends back to Hogwarts*

Troy: Performanceshipping becomes canon!

Prince_of_Simps: What is that?

Troy: Switchy x Serena

Switchy: *Now respawned* FINALLY!!!

Troy: I KNOW RIGHT!!!

May: 😭

Mizuki_Celeste: ...

Flittle: *Sighs and makes Performanceshipping canon*

Serena: Hey there handsome~

Switchy: 😳

Troy: *#1 Performanceshipper intensifies* NOW KISSSSSSSSSS!!!

Performanceshipping: *Kisses*

Troy: YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Prince_of_Simps: *Whispers to Flittle* Draw a mustache on me and Switchy!

Flittle: On it!

Switchy: Huh?

Flittle: *Draws a mustache on Prince_of_Simps and Switchy*

Serena: Ewwww gross *dumps Switchy*

Switchy and Troy: NOOOOOOOOOOO-

Flittle: NEXT!!!

Prince_of_Simps: Everyone has to make punny jokes, even you Fay!

Flittle: And what happens if I refuse?

Prince_of_Simps: Eat slime and ice cream!

Flittle: Well this is just a fictional version of me *eats ice cream and slime*

Everyone else: *Also eats slime snd ice cream*

Prince_of_Simps: 😭

gamerlillian13: Don't worry, I'll do it- *microphone piece cuts out via Flittle*

Flittle: Next!

Itx-loz-reads: Everyone gets d-

Flittle: Nope!

Itx-loz-reads: Pleaseeeeee!!!

Flittle: Fine 😒

Itx-loz-reads: Thanks! *provides drinks illegally for the 10 year olds*

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Everyone except Flittle: *Drunk*

Flittle: lol

Itx-loz-reads: Next, Dot speedruns FNAF and Liko, be a supportive girlfriend and watch!

Liko: FNAF scares me though...

Dot: Don't worry, I'll protect you! *gives Liko a blanket and Nidothing plush*

Liko: Thank you! 😊

Dot: *Speedruns FNAF with no ad break since I need to save more for future chapters*

Liko: *Traumatised*

Flittle: *Also tramatised* N-n-next?

gamerlillian13: Bring in Melody and Casey!

Misty: *internally celebrating*

Flittle: *Snaps fingers and the two girls drop from the sky*

Misty: *Catches them* I missed you two so much!

Melody and Casey: We did too!

Girlextremityshipping: *Kisses*

Bonnie: SHIP!!!

May: *Too heartbroken to join in*

Troy and Switchy: lol

Flittle: *Looks at Mizuki_Celeste* 😏

Mizuki_Celeste: *Looks at Flittle* 😏

Troy and Switchy: What?

Flittle and Mizuki_Celeste: Nothing...

gamerlillian13: Next, bring in (Me)owscarada!

Flittle: You are already (Me)owscarada

gamerlillian13: F*** yes!!!

Flittle: Sorry! *teleports her to the dungeon*

gamerlillian13: S-

Flittle: Troy and Switchy!

Troy and Switchy: Yes?

Flittle: It's time for some revenge on you two!

Troy and Switchy: WHAT?!

Flittle: Mizuki_Celeste, take it away!

Mizuki_Celeste: Serena, what do you think of Lisia?

Serena: I t-thinks she's really cute! 😊

Troy and Switchy: 😱

Mizuki_Celeste: *Rambles about Firstfriendshipping and Dreamgirlshipping*

Troy and Switchy: AHHHHHHHHHH-

Mizuki_Celeste: And do you want to hear the best part?

Troy and Switchy: ...

Flittle: *Teleports Lisia into the room*

Lisia: Hey everyone!

Serena: *Bi panic*

Lisia: SERENA!!! *runs over to Serena*

Switchy: 💭DON'T!!!💭

Dreamgirlshipping: *Kisses*

Switchy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Troy: Performanceshipping is better!!!

Mizuki_Celeste: Dreamgirlshipping is!!!

Bonnie: SHIPPING WAR!!!

Switchy and Lisia: *Fight over Serena*

Serena: 💭I hope neither get hurt...💭

Flittle: *Closes the curtains before anything bad can happen*

Flittle: Sorry Mizuki_Celeste but your other dare will be used in the next chapter instead!

Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today

Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!