Flittle: Hello everyone!

Flittle: I was not expecting truths and dares to come so quickly so basically, I'm going to spread them out so there is two or three per chapter, I had to do a lot of writing on this one though so probably two for a lot of the time

Lillie: Chapters?

Fourth wall: *Breaks*

Flittle: Oh my days... 😒

Flittle: CATERPIE!!!

Caterpie: Cater?

Flittle: Could you use your String shot to fix the fourth wall, please!

Caterpie: Pie!!! 🥺

Flittle: Okay! *hands over 100 Pokécoins*

Misty: WHAT IS A CATERPIE DOING HERE?!?!

May: What's wrong with Caterpie? I personally think it is a cute pokémon!

Misty: NO, THEY ARE NOT!!!

Misty: Bugs are three of the most disgusting things in the world!

OG Ash: *Appears*

OG Ash: Aside from you, what are the other disgusting things? 😏

Misty: 😒

Flittle: *Sends OG Ash back to the distortion world*

Serena: What's the difference between "OG Ash" and my beloved Ash?

May: He was a real king of sass back when I journeyed with him

Misty: Same!

Dawn: Same!

Iris: He's very annoying either way

Serena: 😡

Flittle: Anyway, let's move on to the first set of truths and dares!

Flittle: Except all of the ones for today are dares

Liko: What do we have today?

Flittle: First dare is... and I'll let my bestie explain that!

Dragonite: Drago!

Flittle: I guess the delivery is here!

Chloe: What delivery?

Dot: It better be WiFi because so help me, Arceus. I am not coping very well...

Flittle: Sorry Dot, but we have a new co-host to help out today!

Flittle: Thank you for the delivery! *carries box inside and hands Dragonite 100 pokécoins*

Dragonite: Dragonite! *flies away*

Flittle: *Opens box* Anyway, meet Prince_of_Simps!

Prince_of_Simps: Hey Fay!

Flittle: Hello!!!

Pokégirls: Hello

Flittle: Anyway, why don't you explain the dare you have for them tod-

Prince_of_Simps: Hey Misty! 😉

Misty: 😳

Flittle: Pleaseeeeee stop simping for tsundere girls for just a few minutes! 🥺🙏

Prince_of_Simps: Fine 😒

Prince_of_Simps: Anyway, today all of you pokégirls will be eating ten buckets of ice cream!

Lana: What?

Mallow: TEN?!

Bonnie: ICE CREAM!!! 🤩

Flittle: Here you go, everyone! *hands everyone ice cream*

Pokégirls: *Eat the ice cream at a fast pace because they haven't eaten in ages*

Iris: I JUST GOT BRAIN FREEZE AND I HATE IT!!! 😣

Dot: I feel full up, I don't eat that much food regularly, and it's too much!!!

Other pokégirls: *Upset stomachs growling*

Cynthia: Well, I loved it!

Flittle: Cynthia?!

Cynthia simps reading this: *breaking through the fourth wall* CYNTHIA!!! 😍

Cynthia: Oh no, not the simps!!!

Prince_of_Simps: ...

Misty: You should be glad you aren't Gardevior!!!

Flittle: Caterpie, I paid you extra, and now THIS is happening?!

Caterpie: *whimpers and hands back 50 pokécoins*

Flittle: Thank you 😁

Flittle: Now, what should I do with them?

Flittle: Oh right, I know! 😲💡

Flittle: *Sends Cynthia simps to the Hazbin Hotel (aka. Hellaverse) universe*

Flittle: *Dusts off hands* They can go and spend 50K on forcing animators to make 18+ animations of them and Charlie Morningstar rather than bother you!

Cynthia: Thank you so much!

Flittle: You're welcome! *Sends Cynthia back to the distortion world*

Prince_of_Simps: Anyway, how is everyone?

Mostly all pokégirls: It was too much 😑

Bonnie: I LOVED IT HDHICYUDUIYIFY

Serena: Oh no, she's going hyper 😱

Bonnie: YEAH IVCOYDY9DY9DIPFYOCUOXYOFITDU *starts running around all over the place*

Flittle: This is why I'm scared of young children. *sends Bonnie to the distortion world for some cool down*

Flittle: Anyway- *door knocks*

Dawn: Who is that?

Flittle: Dragonite again *Opens the door*

Dragonite: Drago!

Flittle: Thank you, Dragonite! *carries box inside and hands Dragonite 100 pokécoins*

Dragonite: Dragonite! *Flies away*

Flittle: *Opens box* And another new co-host we have is... Chocopede!

Flittle: And every time she changes her username, I have to update this

Chocopede: Do I really change my username that often?

Flittle: ...

Chocopede: Hello everyone!

Pokégirls: Hello

Flittle: Now then, would you like to explain your dare?

Chocopede: My dare is that Serena has to dump water on someone's head, and then she has to dump slime on her own!

Serena: Noooooooo! 😫

Chocopede: Yesssssssssss! 😆

Serena: I just want Ash!!!!

Flittle: Soon you will... *foreshadowing appears*

Chocopede: Anyway, here you go! *hands Serena a bucket of water*

Serena: *Takes the bucket of water* Who do I throw this one?

Chocopede: Anyone you want

Serena: 💭Hmmmm, maybe I could throw this on Flittle...💭 😏

Flittle: 💭Oh no, she's going to throw it on me!💭 😨

Flittle: E-except not on m-me or the co-hosts! *shields Prince_of_Simps and Chocopede*

Flittle: 💭I'm glad I said that, I really did not want water on me today💭 🙂

Serena: Dang it, I'll go for Iris then since she did call Ash annoying!

Iris: Of course it's me 😒

Serena: *Dumps bucket of water over Iris*

Iris: IT'S FREEZING COLDDDDDDDDD!!! 🥶 😫

Serena: Haha, lol

Iris: Well, a-at least y-you are getting worse now *shivering*

Serena: Oh, don't remind me 😟

Serena: *Holds up the bucket of slime but is too afraid* UHHHH, I CAN'T DO IT, I JUST WANT ASH!!!!!!! 😫

Prince_of_Simps: Simp 😏

Serena: Says you 😏

Iris: Well, I will glady do it for you then! 😈

Serena: Whatever

Iris: *Dumps slime on Serena's head*

Serena: This will come off, right? 😣

Flittle: 😶

Serena: Right? 😟

Flittle: 🫥

Serena: OH YOU LITTLE B- *About to swear, but then the curtain closes, strangling between her and Iris can be heard until Flittle switches off the microphone*

Flittle: Sorry about all of... that

Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading! Please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, and make sure you have drank today

Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!