Flittle: Hello everyone!

Flittle: I can't be bothered to do 2 hours worth of writing a new chapter for my first Guruminshipping story, so I'm writing this instead!

Everyone: 2 HOURS?!

Flittle: Yep, and I even timed myself writing the last chapter as well

Lillie: *Passes out against the fourth wall*

Fourth wall: *Breaks*

Flittle: CATERPIE!!!

Caterpie: Cater?

Flittle: Could you fix it please?

Caterpie: Cater cater 😑

Flittle: You literally can't tell me you're tired because we haven't done this for a while

Cater: Pie! 😒

Flittle: Thank you!

Flittle: Anyways, who wants to go first?

gamerlillian13: MEEEE!!!

Flittle: gamerlillian13! I missed your dares so much!

gamerlillian13: Well I'm back!

gamerlillian13: Firstly, Marnie has a Galarian Moltres and Leaf has a Kantoian Moltres, then they battle

Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Marnie and Leaf drop from the sky*

Flittle: *Throws pokéballs in their faces* Now fight!

Everyone: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Marnie: *Wins because Flittle may or may not have a fictional crush on her and gave her an easy win*

gamerlillian13: Now, you, me and Mizuki_Celeste destroy Troy and Switchy

Mizuki_Celeste: LET'S F****** GOOOOOOOO!!!

Troy and Switchy: Wh-what?!

Satogou trio: *Throw them out of the window*

gamerlillian13: Now, you dress up as your favourite pokémon and sinh your favourite song

Flittle: *Dresses up as Mega Audino* But she was right Sera-

gamerlillian13: That isn't from Hazbin Hotel

Flittle: Fine 😒

Flittle: They say I come and I go, tell me all the ways you need me
I'm not here for long, catch me or I go Houdini- *dissapears*

Prince_of_Simps: Flittle?

Flittle: *Reappears* Hello!

gamerlillian13: Next, I cause the end of the world

Flittle: I already did that

gamerlillian13: How?

Flittle: Haven't you noticed how everyone else is in the distortion world except us?

gamerlillian13: Oh yeah!

gamerlillian13: Well then, Serena and Iris fight

Serena and Iris: *Fight*

Everyone: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

gamerlillian13: *Uses hypnotising gas*

Dragonvisionshipping: *Kiss*

May, Lisia and Switchy: 😭

Flittle: 💭Serena really has a bit of a harem now...💭

gamerlillian13: Now, you, me and Mizuki_Celeste shall interrogate the "straight ally"

Flittle: *Respawns Troy*

Flittle: I'll be the good cop, gamerlillian13 can be the neutral cop and Mizuki_Celeste can be the bad cop since you're the #1 Troy hater

gamerlillian13 and Mizuki_Celeste: On it!

Troy: What's going on?

Satogou Trio: *Interrogating him* Are you really a straight ally?

Troy: YES!!!

Satogou trio: Hmmm...

Switchy: *Jumps out of the window as a distraction*

Mizuki_Celeste: What the-

Switchy: *Flies away in a "Warp Star"*

Flittle: He isn't getting away! *Dissapears*

Somewhere in the galaxy...

Switchy: Ahhhhh, it's great to be away from all of those Amourshipping haters! *sipping Shuckle juice*

Flittle: *Appears* Hello!

Switchy: *Spits out his juice* WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Flittle: You can't get away from me so easily...

Flittle: Anyway, what dares do you have?

Switchy: Well ummm... EVERYONE HAS TO READ THE LATEST CHAPTER OF ADMIRE TO KILL!!!

Flittle: Well, except for me because it would be spoilers as my asexualness got in the way of me completing the first chapter of book one

Everyone: *Reads newest chapter of Admire To Kill*

Switchy: And the last thing is have is that I interrogate Admire To Kill Serena

Flittle: *Snaps fingers and A.T.K Serena appears* Well, you can enjoy staying with her for the rest of the chapter

Switchy: WHAT?!

Flittle: Byyeeeee!!! *Dissapears*

Back with everyone else...

Flittle: *Teleports back* Hello!

gamerlillian13: Where did you go?

Flittle: I let Switchy have a dare which backfired on him!

Mizuki_Celeste: lol but anyways I have a dare too!

Flittle: Cool, what is it?

Mizuki_Celeste: Misty gets adopted by Jessie and Delia

Flittle: Doesn't that mean-

Mizuki_Celeste: Yes

Flittle: Alright then, no Pokéshipping requests for the rest of this chapter

Everyone: That's fine, we don't even ship them anyway

Hanamusashipping: *Adopts Misty*

Ash: *Puts an arm around Misty* Siblings!

Flittle: Who is next?

T. Boy: Me!

Flittle: Go for it!

T. Boy: Serena marries Ash

Flittle: ...What?

T. Boy: You heard me

Ash: EWWWW NO!!!

Goh: *Hugs Ash and hisses as Serena*

Lisia: *Does the same and hisses at Ash*

T. Boy: *Pulles away Ash and Serena and then puts wedding music on*

Switchy from far away and Troy: LET'S F****** GOOOOOOOO!!!

Flittle, Mizuki_Celeste, gamerlillian13, Lisia, Goh and pretty much everyone else: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Wedding: *Finishes*

Flittle: GULPIN!!!

Gulpin: Gulp?

May: *Through sobs* What is Gulpin doing here?

Flittle: *Takes off the wedding rings and feeds them to Gulpin*

Gulpin: Gulpin! 😋

Switchy, Troy and any Amourshipper somehow still reading this: NOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭

T. Boy: Now, Liko taps on water

Water: *Appears*

Liko: Tap tap!

T. Boy: Fuse Dawn and Bonnie again!

Flittle: *Yeets Dawn and Bonnie into the fusion machine*

Dawnnie: Hello!

Chloe: 😭

T. Boy: Hand her this *hands Flittle a "marry anyone without age limit card*

Flittle: YOU WOULD EXCUSE P*EDOPHILIA?!

T. Boy: ...

Flittle: *Snaps the card in half and throws it out of the window*

T. Boy: Now, Floragato, why did you hate Liko at the start?

Floragato: Well, I heard Liko was replacing Ash and I was a true Ash stan back then so I didn't like her first, but now she's alright

Liko: Yay! *hugs Floragato*

Floragato: 😑

T. Boy: Dot, how many subribers do you have on MewTube?

Dot: 5.24 Million!!!

Pretty much everyone: Wow, that's impressive!

Liko: Wait, isn't that the same amount JellyBean has?

Dot: ...

T. Boy: And lastly, Serena, do you have a crush on May?

Serena: Yes! 😊

Flittle: Wow, it's great to have so many requests again!

Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today

Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!