Tyson Paige as the first main character, Zanos Zhukarti.

"I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. They can kiss my ass." -Zanos Zade Zhukarti

Poisonous: Ch. 6

"I'm outside your house."

I grimaced and immediately hid under my blanket, afraid he could get into my house.

"Alejandro, what the fuck do you mean you're outside my house?" I yelled into the phone like a mad woman. "It's fucking 7:25 in the god damn morning and you're telling me you're outside my damn house? Are you out of your god-loving mind, you assmonkey?!" I raged on and on.

"Zanos-

"No you shut the hell up! You woke me up from my peaceful just to tell me you're outside my house for no apparent reason at all like a creepy stalker! I knew I shouldn't have let your ugly ass take me home!" I groaned, feeling the remnants of sleep. "I'm sorry but we have a case to do, Zan." He said and I narrowed my eyes.

"Yes, because it said that it required us to be up at 7 every morning to work on it."

I heard a sigh and I all but looked at the phone like it was crazy. "Bitch, I'm the one who wants to heave a sigh!" I screamed into the phone and I could tell he was rubbing his head. Good, I hope this makes him dislike me.

"Zan, I love you and all, but you're giving me a hard time."

Did this man just say what he just said to me?

For all that is holy, please let me not kill this man in all the sanity that I have remaining. "Alejandro Ivanov, you better fucking pray that when I'm fully awake, I don't kick your fucking ass!" I hung up the phone on him and went back under my warm covers to sleep.

He can kiss my ass for all I care.

Waking me up this early in the morning, who in fuck's name does he think he is?

"Zanos, you need to find someone to settle down with." My father, Zander raised his eyebrow at me. "I want grandchildren." I snorted at that. "Someone would have to find my personality appealing for that to happen." I wasn't gonna lie, I was like a girl on her period all the time.

I was a man bitch. But I didn't care because that was my personality. Whoever didn't like it could fuck off.

"But sweetheart, even if you are mean and evil and rude, I bet you there's someone who wants you to be their's. That someone will be the person who doesn't care when you have your moods." My mother, Zelana smiled at me. "You probably have seen them already." I let out a cackle. "I would love to see the day someone falls hard for me."

"Wake the hell up, yo." I felt a cold hand hit my thigh and I inched away further under the warm burrow of covers.

"You're 25, but you're actually acting like you're 4." Two ice-cold hands pulled on my leg and I hissed, using my other leg to kick the offending hand.

"Fuck you, you heathen!" I yelled in my sleep as I fought to get away from the demon.

"Damn it Zanos!" A voice snarled and I flipped over, my mouth wide open, drool strewn all over my chin, my eyes rolled to the back of my head and crust in the corner of my eyes. I think I looked so unattractive at the moment, but I decided that I was sleeping so I didn't care. Then I felt a head next to mine, stubble on my cheek and warm lips next to my ears.

"If you don't wake up right now, I'm going to fuck you so hard, all you can do is say my name." A husky, deep, sensual and erotic voice whispered into my ear and I would've melted, had I have not known who the voice belonged to.

My eyes shot open in a glare. "Alejandro Ivanov, you fucking bastard!" I all but shouted at the man as he looked like he wasn't fazed by me.

"Oh good, you're awake." He said, not noticing how close we were. His face was nearly touching mine, green eyes looking into blue, and it made me feel awkward. "I'll be downstairs waiting for you." Then he was gone. But one question though.

"How the fuck did you get in my house?" I yelled after him and he whistled.

"I guess you were off your rocker yesterday. The door was unlocked and the alarm was off."

I sighed as I got up and took a quick shower and cleaned my face so I looked somewhat decent. I threw on a pair of boxers and some basketball shorts as well as a muscle shirt before making my way downstairs.

"I hope your balls get mauled off by a bear."

"It's good to know that you care for my balls Zanos." Alejandro rolled his eyes as he sat on my couch, a coffee cup in his hand.

"Of course he has fucking coffee." I muttered to myself as I fell on the couch opposite of him on my back, picking up the nearest pillow and chucking it at him. "Tell me why you're here at my house this early in the morning before I kill you."

He smirked.

"So it wouldn't have mattered if I came here later?" I growled at him, running a hand through my hair. "Answer the damn question, Alejandro."

He stuck his tongue out like a immature little rat. "Don't get your panties stuck in a twist Zan. I'm here because I wanted to go check out the club today so I could get some clues." He said, like it was so obvious why he was here. "Okay but that doesn't explain why you're here and not there." I waved a hand at him like he was stupid.

"Because I want you to come with me."

I looked at him with a look like, 'are you fucking serious?' I find myself questioning his intelligence and whether he has any or not. "Why? Why not just have Nikolai go with you?"

"Because I want you to go with me." He made a face that reminded me of a puppy dog's face when they beg and I grimaced.

"You look like a fucking idiot."

He grinned. "So I take it you'll come with me?" I nodded slowly in agreement. "Yes. Me. Go. With. You. To. Club." I used several hand motions and made dumb voices.

"What in the hell are you doing?"

I shrugged like it was obvious. "I'm trying to speak your language, but I forget I don't speak stupid. You're fluent in it, maybe you should teach a class." I let out a laugh and he stared at me.

"Not that I don't think you look adorable when you're sleeping," He said, referencing to my roadkill face. "I gotta admit, you look sexy when you laugh." He smirked at me and leaned back, like he was admiring something.

"Fuck you Alejandro!"

"Wouldn't it be, fucking you?" He grinned and I counted to ten to calm my anger.

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"Wake up. We're here." I felt a hand pushing me but I burrowed deep into my ball and continued to take a nap. That asshat knew better than to wake me up. Who does he think he is, God or some shit? I wish to hell he would try that again. He might just find his house on fire.

"Zanos, we don't have time for this." Alejandro muttered and I flipped him off.

"Bastard should've known better what he was getting into when he decided to wake me." I blatantly said, still in the throes of sleep. "I always know what I'm getting into when it comes to you." He sighed as he got out of the car. Good, I hope he went off and let me sleep in the car. I was way too exhausted to talk to people and put up a fight against Alejandro.

Soon, I felt a rush air and a grunt.

"Well, it's a good chance for me." I heard him say and all of a sudden, I was out of my seat and thrown over someone's shoulder. "What the hell?" I yelled, kicking at the invader of sleep. "Ay, chill out Zanos." Alejandro gripped my waist to hoist me down and I punched him in the arm. "Next time you try some shit like that, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident." I glared at him as he winced.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever." He rolled his eyes, putting his hands on my shoulder to keep me in place when he saw that I was getting ready to bolt back into the car.

"The plan is that you're going to pretend that you're some guy there to get a drink to destroy your sadness." He said and I looked at him funny. "I'm here to get a drink at 7:45 in the morning. Yeah, that sounds so believable Alejandro."

He glared at me and I put my hands up.

"It doesn't but you can come up with some lie that'll help you and you can bring Maria up, pretending that she was your girlfriend or something." A look flashed through his eyes but it was gone as quickly as it came. "Oh yeah, what about you? You're not gonna be dancing with no strippers, are you? I'd hate to see you in a thong and a bra with a feather boa." I snorted at my own joke and he shook his head.

"No, nothing like that, you idiot." He thumped me in the forehead. "I'll be searching the place for anything. This club seems like it doesn't misplace things."

I nodded at him.

"Try not to look suspicious. Oh wait, you already do." I said, gesturing to his suit and tie. "No one wears that to a bar." He winced. "I'll just say that it's my birthday and I wanted to wear this." I tucked in my bottom lip. "Yeah, that'll go over real well."

He took my hand in his and began to walk towards the entrance. I ignored the hand holding because it was something we've always did since we were young.

There was no bouncer there, which made it a little suspicious.

"Oh sorry! Are you guys here for a drink or something?" A large man with a kid's voice popped out and we nodded in unison. "There's a lot of people here, so we're trying to up the security in here. You guys look like you're over 21, so come on!" He held the large black door open for us and we followed suit, guards up.

"You sure don't act like you're over 21." Alejandro muttered and I elbowed him in the shoulder. "Shut the fuck up before you lose your dick." I glared up at him and he squeezed his hand in mine.

"If it's to you, I don't mind."