So this happened yesterday morning.

I was in my parents room with my sister "Ava". I threw a pillow at her and said "kachow". She threw it back and ran off to another room. I grabbed that pillow and snuck into the kitchen where she was and threw it at her saying "kachow" again. That started our game. (So far it doesn't have a title but I might call it "Assassin". With air quotes.)

And so I went into our room (we share it) and grabbed a cookie pillow (a pillow that looks like a cookie) and threw it at her. (It's easy to throw and it's like a ninja star.) Eventually my youngest sister Eel joined in and started throwing her pillow at us. She ran into her room. I prepared my secret weapon: a wooden battle axe I got as a souvenir at a field trip. I'll post a picture when I get home. I stuffed it inside and snuck over to her room. (It wasn't very far away.) I waited for the perfect moment for an ambush. I ran in and said KACHOW loudly and beat her with the pillow. My secret weapon was facing me because I didn't want to hit her with it (yet). She grabbed the pillow she used earlier and tried pushing me out.

(Here comes the funny part.)
Then I said to her, "You have mistaken my secret weapon." I whipped out the battle axe and she SCREAMED! It was hilarious! I didn't actually hit her, but it got close to her face. 😂