So there's someone in my English class named Mary and she says random stuff. Like an extroverted version of me.

"If Bob is a tomato, then why is he on veggie tales?"

Teacher: *explaining pied piper story* "... and the kids were never seen again."
Mary: "god I wish it was me."

"I am a mistake." (She just turned around and said that to me)

That's all I got for now.